is a perfect vehicle for comedy:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/16TrevorSeigler.html
(yes, I wrote that. I was having a little fun with the typical "action movie" titles for big stars and just ran with the idea when I got home)
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Jean-Claude Van Damme...:boxer:
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i was an extra in this film he made with charlton heston called the order. i played a nun in a scene where he and the bad guy fight on top of a fountain after they crash their cars. two days dressed in a nun's habit in 100 degree heat and you can only see me for a split second. 
AgentWood wrote: i was an extra in this film he made with charlton heston called the order. i played a nun in a scene where he and the bad guy fight on top of a fountain after they crash their cars. two days dressed in a nun's habit in 100 degree heat and you can only see me for a split second.
those nuns uniforms can get pretty hot and sticky in the desert. between takes did you take it off?
J.A.K wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i was an extra in this film he made with charlton heston called the order. i played a nun in a scene where he and the bad guy fight on top of a fountain after they crash their cars. two days dressed in a nun's habit in 100 degree heat and you can only see me for a split second.
those nuns uniforms can get pretty hot and sticky in the desert. between takes did you take it off?
actually, i walked around jaffa with it on. i got some really nasty stares from onlookers. they're not too fond of christians in israel, but my friend don and i decided to mess with people by holding hands and smooching as we walked around the shuk ha'pishpeshim.
AgentWood wrote: i got some really nasty stares from onlookers. they're not too fond of christians in israel...
Or certain neighborhoods in Brooklyn. 
the problem i have with Jean-Claude is that he takes himself too seriously. now if he strarted taking the piss out of himself in his films. then there's this thing where they always have to explain his "french" accent.
Barney Army wrote: 'The Muscles from Brussels'....pah!
With the brains of a mussel... He definitely doesn't bring honour to us, Belgians.
Ben wrote:
Barney Army wrote: 'The Muscles from Brussels'....pah!
He definitely doesn't bring honour to us, Belgians.
And you do ,Ben?
Ronald Kirsch wrote: the problem i have with Jean-Claude is that he takes himself too seriously. now if he strarted taking the piss out of himself in his films. then there's this thing where they always have to explain his "french" accent.
His career really ended when the truth was revealed about his "kickboxing championship" that he claimed he won... ;)
As for his french accent, what would be the problem? Served him to claim he's from Quebec in some movies 
Ben wrote:
Barney Army wrote: 'The Muscles from Brussels'....pah!
With the brains of a mussel... He definitely doesn't bring honour to us, Belgians.
what the fook are you talking Ben, I like him....errmmm
w t f 
Spotnick wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: the problem i have with Jean-Claude is that he takes himself too seriously. now if he strarted taking the piss out of himself in his films. then there's this thing where they always have to explain his "french" accent.
His career really ended when the truth was revealed about his "kickboxing championship" that he claimed he won... ;)
I haven't heard about that, but I have heard about his kickboxing rounds with his women.
