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I've been back in the US for a little over a year and I need a change of scenery again. I re-started the process for my italian citizenship with passport etc.

I have to provide proof that people died 20-30 years ago. Easy enough, except I'm trying to be more stealth about this w/r/t my family. How am I supposed to ask my mom for proof that her father died without tipping her off to what I'm doing.

Also, I have to prove that my grandfather was born before my great grandfather became a US citizen. (The Italian laws you and your children were citizens unless you took a citizenship oath to another country. So, my grandfather would be a citizen, my mom, then me). You'd think this part is easy, but due to fact that they settled in a city that grew leaps and bounds with the immigrant boom of the late 19th and early 20th century, and my great grandfathers not too strong grasp of the english language, it's hard to find these records within my family and city government.

So I need the US government to actually find immigration documents for me and that's not cheap and it takes a while, and I still need to prove that people are dead. You'd think being born in 1890 was enough proof that someone was dead.

This is why I stopped this process a year ago. I know I'm elligble but it's such a PITA to prove it.

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in an EU member country and be done ;) much easier than this shit.

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ChrissMari wrote:

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in quote]

whoa!!! hold it right there! :lol: how do i know your family's not from Sicily? or Gotti clan related? :nod: :laugh::laugh:

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J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in

whoa!!! hold it right there! :lol: how do i know your family's not from Sicily? or Gotti clan related? :nod: :laugh::laugh:

Part of my family IS from Sicily..

Not to worry, Kershie... I wouldn't marry a scouser anyway. I want someone above me station ;) ;)

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ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in

whoa!!! hold it right there! :lol: how do i know your family's not from Sicily? or Gotti clan related? :nod: :laugh::laugh:

Part of my family IS from Sicily..

Not to worry, Kershie... I wouldn't marry a scouser anyway. I want someone above me station ;) ;)

If you can cook stew, you're in girl (just drop the city talk)!!!!!:nod: :laugh:

Besides, just get him to wear a Gerrard mask and talk in that accent and it's game on for you! You don't want too many complications if it's a marriage of convenience do you?:lol:

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Bonzette wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in

whoa!!! hold it right there! :lol: how do i know your family's not from Sicily? or Gotti clan related? :nod: :laugh::laugh:

Part of my family IS from Sicily..

Not to worry, Kershie... I wouldn't marry a scouser anyway. I want someone above me station ;) ;)

If you can cook stew, you're in girl (just drop the city talk)!!!!!:nod: :laugh:

Besides, just get him to wear a Gerrard mask and talk in that accent and it's game on for you! You don't want too many complications if it's a marriage of convenience do you?:lol:

hrm. good point

Ok, he's in the running ;) ;)

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ChrissMari wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in

whoa!!! hold it right there! :lol: how do i know your family's not from Sicily? or Gotti clan related? :nod: :laugh::laugh:

Part of my family IS from Sicily..

Not to worry, Kershie... I wouldn't marry a scouser anyway. I want someone above me station ;) ;)

If you can cook stew, you're in girl (just drop the city talk)!!!!!:nod: :laugh:

Besides, just get him to wear a Gerrard mask and talk in that accent and it's game on for you! You don't want too many complications if it's a marriage of convenience do you?:lol:

hrm. good point

Ok, he's in the running ;) ;)

Excellent! I'm his agent so i only take a small percentage of the fee for arranging this marriage. As he's a scouser, and you'll have cooking duties, you are eligable for 98% discount.:nod: :lol:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: just become an illegal immigrant, works for most in this country

Not white people with degrees

Plus btdt I think I want to go to espana eventually.

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ChrissMari wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: just become an illegal immigrant, works for most in this country

Not white people with degrees

Plus btdt I think I want to go to espana eventually.

tunnel your way through checkpoints, piece of piss

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Bonzette wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

I should just take up a Marriage of Convience with someone in

whoa!!! hold it right there! :lol: how do i know your family's not from Sicily? or Gotti clan related? :nod: :laugh::laugh:

Part of my family IS from Sicily..

Not to worry, Kershie... I wouldn't marry a scouser anyway. I want someone above me station ;) ;)

If you can cook stew, you're in girl (just drop the city talk)!!!!!:nod: :laugh:

Besides, just get him to wear a Gerrard mask and talk in that accent and it's game on for you! You don't want too many complications if it's a marriage of convenience do you?:lol:

hrm. good point

Ok, he's in the running ;) ;)

Excellent! I'm his agent so i only take a small percentage of the fee for arranging this marriage. As he's a scouser, and you'll have cooking duties, you are eligable for 98% discount.:nod: :lol:

:deal: sor-ed!

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turn it in girls.

i don't marry.

i just wanna....

:nod::nod:

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...good bowla stew! :laugh:

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That's not all you want!

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yeah i know.

complete control of the remote is more important than anything.

but i'd still settle for a... :nod:

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Missy Jem wrote: That's not all you want!

Wait... You don't mean...?

Deal's off!!!

Hahah

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Hah that's what I get for posting on this site from my phone!

:'(

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J.A.K wrote: yeah i know.

complete control of the remote is more important than anything.

but i'd still settle for a... :nod:

:sleep:

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ChrissMari wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: That's not all you want!

Wait... You don't mean...?

Deal's off!!!

Hahah

Close your eyes and think of Gerrard. It'll all be ok in the morning:nod:

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I could do with someone to cook and clean for me. :evil4:

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Bonzette wrote:

ChrissMari wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: That's not all you want!

Wait... You don't mean...?

Deal's off!!!

Hahah

Close your eyes and think of Gerrard. It'll all be ok in the morning:nod:

I'm scoring a penalty for you, baby mmmm

hahaha

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twist wrote: I want my September 10th life back.

what year? :laugh:

i want me 1985 life back.

so much better being 15 :nod:

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twist wrote: I want my September 10th life back.

exactly :nod:

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J.A.K wrote:

twist wrote: I want my September 10th life back.

what year? :laugh:

i want me 1985 life back.

so much better being 15 :nod:

15 is too angsty thankyaverymuch.

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