Johnny Submitted the following;
The first single you ever owned- Get The Balance Right by Depeche Mode The first LP you ever owned - Speak And Spell by Depeche Mode The first gig you went to -The Cure at the NEC The last gig you went to - Depeche Mode Most embarrassing record in your collection - Low Life Your favourite LP -Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me by The Cure Your favourite Video -In Between Days bu The Cure Your favourite piece of memorabilia in your collection -Martin Gore's leather trousers
Very interesting, as a child Johnny you were forced to live in a Shed, your first single was only purchased by you because of the title, in the back of your mind you where thinking about the construction of your shed.
Your first LP ( which is dedicated to Rockets' Posts ) got you into S and M and it was at this time that you installed Bondage equipment into your Shed.
You are a complete liar, of epic proportions, Low Life is clearly not the most embarrassing record in your collection ( i did not need a crystal ball to see that )in fact it beats the others you have listed.
You now have a video recorder and telly in your shed and spend your days applying lipstick and shouting Kiss Me to young Children whilst clad in Leather trousers, with a hole at the back so you can fart baked beans.
Washing the semen stains of your leather trousers will help with you therapy.
You are severely disturbed , so it is no suprise that your perferct Nool Partner is VROOM VROOM Maya.
