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**** THE PROOF THAT new order IS EVIL ****

N E W O R D E R 14 5 23 15 18 4 5 18 - as numbers 5 5 5 6 9 4 5 9 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ 1 2 4 5 - digits added

Thus, "new order" is 1245.

Subtract 445, the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe. The result will be 800.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 400.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1934 - the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears. The number is now 1938.

Turn the number backwards, and add 166 - the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague. The number is now 8557.

Subtract 5181 from the number - this is the year first commercial cheese factory was established, written backwards. It gives 3376.

This number, read as octal, gives 1790 - the year US patent system was established (eevil).

This is truly evil. QED.

From http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/ef.shtml

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Can you punch a few numbers through that thing and see if you can locate the Beagle lander, OB?

:\pimp3:

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Hey, Old Blue. Typed in New Order and got this.

**** THE PROOF THAT New Order IS EVIL ****

N E W O R D E R 14 5 23 15 18 4 5 18 - as numbers 5 5 5 6 9 4 5 9 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ 1 2 4 5 - digits added

Thus, "New Order" is 1245.

Subtract 3, the symbol of fulfillment. The result will be 1242.

Subtract 0791 from the number - this is the year IBM announced S/370, written backwards. It gives 451.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1912 - the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage. The number is now 2066.

Turn the number backwards, and add 38 - the symbol of slavery. The number is now 6640.

Turn the number backwards, and add 200 - the symbol of greed. The number is now 666.

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

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I really must take more care when reading - I seriously thought for a bit that you were claiming the first commercial cheese factory was opened in the year 5000-odd... :confused2: :idea: :blush:

Snorri xxx

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[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

The number 666 is the number of the Beast.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

Now that is more evil than OB's version... :evil2:

Snorri xxx

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**** THE PROOF THAT Snorrimon IS EVIL ****

S N O R R I M O N 19 14 15 18 18 9 13 15 14 - as numbers 1 5 6 9 9 9 4 6 5 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ \_/ 6 6 9 1 5 - digits added

Thus, "Snorrimon" is 66915.

Subtract 1983, the year Microsoft introduced Windows 1.0. The result will be 64932.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 7982.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1531 - the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop. The number is now 4428.

Add 1939, the year WW II started - the result is 6367.

Subtract 4391 from the number - this is the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears, written backwards. It gives 1976.

The number 1976 is the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.

:confused2:

Snorri xxx

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I know. I typed in Lorraine Bracco, and Bono, and the number 666 came up both times! Strange.

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Here's another example of 666:

**** THE PROOF THAT Tony Wilson IS EVIL ****

T O N Y W I L S O N 84 79 78 89 87 73 76 83 79 78 - as ASCII values 3 7 6 8 6 1 4 2 7 6 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ \_____/ 1 5 7 6 4 - digits added

Thus, "Tony Wilson" is 15764.

Add 64, the year of the Great Fire of Rome - the result is 15828.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 5276.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 25 - the symbol of approval for the sin. The number is now 269.

Add 8771 to it - this is the year Oliver Pollock invented '$', the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice, written backwards - you will get 9040.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1912 - the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage. The number is now 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.

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Didn't need proof for that one, Cozzie!

Snorri xxx

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If you try to do that with George W. Bush, your computer arrests you under Article II, Section A-896463557-UF7 of the Patriot Act and ships your ass to Eastern Europe. :uhoh:

So you have been warned :nono:

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**** THE PROOF THAT Saddam Hussein IS EVIL ****

S A D D A M H U S S E I N 83 65 68 68 65 77 72 85 83 83 69 73 78 - as ASCII values 2 2 5 5 2 5 9 4 2 2 6 1 6 - digits added \________/ \________/ \________/ \________/ \_/ 9 3 6 9 6 - digits added

Thus, "Saddam Hussein" is 93696.

Subtract 1899, the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger. The result will be 91797.

Add 0391 to it - this is the year synthetic rubber was first produced, endangering the concept of intercourse for the purpose of procreation, written backwards - you will get 92188.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1912 - the year Theodore Roosevelt was shot. The number is now 90041.

Add 1950, the year Steve Wozniak, the faithful worshipper, was born - the result is 91991.

Subtract 8591 from the number - this is the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published, written backwards. It gives 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

Of course, we don't need some superstition to figure that out.

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**** THE PROOF THAT broken heart websites IS EVIL ****

B R O K E N H E A R T W E B S I T E S 66 82 79 75 69 78 72 69 65 82 84 87 69 66 83 73 84 69 83 - as ASCII values 3 1 7 3 6 6 9 6 2 1 3 6 6 3 2 1 3 6 2 - digits added \____________/ \____________/ \____________/ \____________/ \_________/ 5 9 3 3 2 - digits added

Thus, "broken heart websites" is 59332.

Add 96 to it - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards - you will get 59428.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 29714.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 64 - the year of the Great Fire of Rome. The number is now 653.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 353.

Add 1968, the year Martin Luther King was shot to death - the result is 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.

OK, I got too carried away with this. How is it that I am the one who got the 666 pattern repeated. I'm such an angel, especially Barney's Angel. Coincidences...

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[orange]depthcharge[/orange] wrote: Can you punch a few numbers through that thing and see if you can locate the Beagle lander, OB?

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No, but I do now know for CERTAIN that nutella, Brighton And Hove Albion Football Club, wednesday, Rocket Mick and anal sex are all EVIL!

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Maybe not the first time Rocket Mick and anal sex have appreared in the same sentence either :shrug:

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Old Blue wrote: Maybe not the first time Rocket Mick and anal sex have appreared in the same sentence either :shrug:

:evil4: :evil4: :evil4: :evil4:

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Old Blue wrote: **** THE PROOF THAT new order IS EVIL ****

N E W O R D E R 14 5 23 15 18 4 5 18 - as numbers 5 5 5 6 9 4 5 9 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ 1 2 4 5 - digits added

Thus, "new order" is 1245.

Subtract 445, the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe. The result will be 800.

Divide the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, backwards. It gives 400.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1934 - the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears. The number is now 1938.

Turn the number backwards, and add 166 - the year Roman Empire was devastated by a plague. The number is now 8557.

Subtract 5181 from the number - this is the year first commercial cheese factory was established, written backwards. It gives 3376.

This number, read as octal, gives 1790 - the year US patent system was established (eevil).

This is truly evil. QED.

From http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/ef.shtml

I thought you told me you'd stopped taking drugs Clive :scratch:

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**** THE PROOF THAT cozmonite61 IS EVIL ****

C O Z M O N I T E 3 15 26 13 15 14 9 20 5 - as numbers 3 6 8 4 6 5 9 2 5 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ \_/ 9 3 2 2 5 - digits added

Thus, "cozmonite61" is 93225.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 38 - the symbol of slavery. The number is now 52201.

Add 1968, the year Martin Luther King was shot to death - the result is 54169.

Add 1815, the year first commercial cheese factory was established - the result is 55984.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 47001.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

It must be you who's evil, Cozzie - when you test for evil, it picks up on you and not your intended subject - how else can we explain all those 666s? Proper evil - I am merely Monty Python evil (see above)... :lol:

Snorri xxx

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**** THE PROOF THAT Twatto IS EVIL ****

T W A T T O 84 87 65 84 84 79 - as ASCII values 3 6 2 3 3 7 - digits added \/ \/ \/ \/ \_____/ 3 6 2 3 1 - digits added

Thus, "Twatto" is 36231.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1950 - the year Steve Wozniak, the faithful worshipper, was born. The number is now 11313.

Turn the number backwards, and add 200 - the symbol of greed. The number is now 31511.

Add 1778, the year Oliver Pollock invented '$', the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice - the result is 33289.

Subtract 1979, the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide. The result will be 31310.

Turn the number backwards, and add 140 - the smallest harmonic divisor number. The number is now 1453.

This, when read backwards, gives 3541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

Evil, QED.

:evil:

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**** THE PROOF THAT State of Love and Trust IS EVIL ****

S T A T E O F L O V E A N D T R U S T 19 20 1 20 5 15 6 12 15 22 5 1 14 4 20 18 21 19 20 - as numbers 1 2 1 2 5 6 6 3 6 4 5 1 5 4 2 9 3 1 2 - digits added \____________/ \____________/ \____________/ \____________/ \_________/ 6 2 7 2 6 - digits added

Thus, "State of Love and Trust" is 62726.

Add 1666, the year of the Great London Fire - the result is 64392.

Add 1958, the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published - the result is 66350.

Divide by 25, the symbol of approval for the sin - the result is 2654.

Subtract 1351 from the number - this is the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop, written backwards. It gives 1303.

Subtract 71 from the number - this is the symbol of domination, written backwards. It gives 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.

:smoking:

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My student number for college ends in 666 actually, just remembered. Meh *shrugs*

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Snorrimon wrote: **** THE PROOF THAT cozmonite61 IS EVIL ****

C O Z M O N I T E 3 15 26 13 15 14 9 20 5 - as numbers 3 6 8 4 6 5 9 2 5 - digits added \____/ \____/ \____/ \____/ \_/ 9 3 2 2 5 - digits added

Thus, "cozmonite61" is 93225.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 38 - the symbol of slavery. The number is now 52201.

Add 1968, the year Martin Luther King was shot to death - the result is 54169.

Add 1815, the year first commercial cheese factory was established - the result is 55984.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1954 - the year Elvis recorded his debut single, putting the end to all morality and good taste. The number is now 47001.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

It must be you who's evil, Cozzie - when you test for evil, it picks up on you and not your intended subject - how else can we explain all those 666s? Proper evil - I am merely Monty Python evil (see above)... :lol:

Snorri xxx

Do the calculations have a mind of its own when I type in stuff? I mean, did the site actually picked me as a jinx?

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