Stupid things "brits" do :shrug:
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Bonzette wrote:
You got me there, fucker!
Hold it down though, people will talk!
Look at it this way...for years to come, in my drunken battles against the forces of darkness (oddly enough, like your sport, in mine they dress in red too), your name will be spoken at 3am in many an Irish party..... "I know this Enlgish, blonde, FOOTBALL fan who could even tell that shower of cunts was cheating, IN HER SLEEP"
DISCLAIMER: Cheating in F1 is all fair and good as long as you get caught and stopped soon enough.
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
no no, Ifound my delete key ;)
Now....ahem, where were we.....
Dumb things Brits do eh?
I've got one.....
whatever bush tells em LOL
Steve Campbell wrote:
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
no no, Ifound my delete key ;)
Now....ahem, where were we.....
Dumb things Brits do eh?
I've got one.....
whatever bush tells em LOL
Aren't we back on the "endlessly" thing now? (or should it be eternally?)
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Look at it this way...for years to come, in my drunken battles against the forces of darkness (oddly enough, like your sport, in mine they dress in red too), your name will be spoken at 3am in many an Irish party..... "I know this Enlgish, blonde, FOOTBALL fan who could even tell that shower of cunts was cheating, IN HER SLEEP"
DISCLAIMER: Cheating in F1 is all fair and good as long as you get caught and stopped soon enough.
All lies................................. Can't believe you've grassed me up
Bonzette wrote:
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
"endlessly"
Clearly you do not frequent Kath's turbotypinggeeks.com site or whatever :D
Steve Campbell wrote:
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
no no, Ifound my delete key ;)
And I thought I was the only internet retard around 
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
"endlessly"
Clearly you do not frequent Kath's turbotypinggeeks.com site or whatever :D
www.typeonline.co.uk actually! Kath who?
Bonzette wrote:
Might I remind you that the term "supergrass" was coined to describe men from NI who would sell out hundreds of armed psycho's just so thay had to share a cell with them for less time....which I suppose brings us back to "dumb things brits do" tho I doubt too many of those chaps would accept the name too easily.
I often wonder when the great scandal will break in footie about some sneaky electronic gizmo in the boots or something....suppose it would be better than hearing about Beck's fucking stick insect all the time.
just in case anyone does it before me
Maya wrote:
And I thought I was the only internet retard around
the only? nah .. but the biggest - yup
Steve Campbell wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Might I remind you that the term "supergrass" was coined to describe men from NI who would sell out hundreds of armed psycho's just so thay had to share a cell with them for less time....which I suppose brings us back to "dumb things brits do" tho I doubt too many of those chaps would accept the name too easily.
I often wonder when the great scandal will break in footie about some sneaky electronic gizmo in the boots or something....suppose it would be better than hearing about Beck's fucking stick insect all the time.
I thought that was Tequila - you know, the stick insect story.....not Becks? Oh well, don't like either, so s'pose it doesn't really matter.
Maya wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
no no, Ifound my delete key ;)
And I thought I was the only internet retard around
no no, just the biggest :D
(so sorry, but come ON, it was an open goal mouth LOL)
PS I was refering to kath X Montoya the famous mexican wrestleress
EDIT: smug Belgrade:1 :: Dumbass Bangor : 0
Maya wrote: just in case anyone does it before me
Maya wrote:
And I thought I was the only internet retard around
the only? nah .. but the biggest - yup
YOU FUCKING WANKER MAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO...really honestly howling. bastard bastard bastard
Steve Campbell wrote:
Maya wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote:
Maya wrote: quote endlessly
no no, Ifound my delete key ;)
And I thought I was the only internet retard around
no no, just the biggest :D
(so sorry, but come ON, it was an open goal mouth LOL)
PS I was refering to kath X Montoya the famous mexican wrestleress
Care to expand Sir?
EDIT: smug Belgrade:1 :: Dumbass Bangor : 0
think it's cos I edited my post and added a lin, thereby moving the qoute...who knows, it;s another stupid brit thing :D
Well if you're gonna hijack a plane to fly you to cuba, you may as well get the one bound for havana.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I breezed my way in.......and caught a chill from the draught........
The standard answer to that would be
Draft?........... $GIRL close yer legs
but there's not one woman on this site who I believe for one second would not hunt me down and perform open bollock surgery on me, with the only anaesthetic being alcohol (Brut33).....poured into the wounds, were i to equate their name to $GIRL.
You are just about right I think. Though, personally, I would use Aramis at the very least. That REALLY stings.
I wouldn't want to waste the alcohol!
What the fcuk is a 'Brit'?! 
I think the only true Brits are Cambo's lot in Norn Iron, but to get it phonetically correct you have to pronounce them as 'Briddish'. Not British.
Al Jarvis wrote: What the fcuk is a 'Brit'?!
I think the only true Brits are Cambo's lot in Norn Iron, but to get it phonetically correct you have to pronounce them as 'Briddish'. Not British.
LOL
I dare you to walk round the bogside with that on a sandwitch board :D
Mind you if we are talking morons....them "true brits" with the sashes are lighyears beyond anything else in the UK.
EDIT...CM comes from a place where ppl say "she's from Britain in England" and mean it, she can't help it :D
Steve Campbell wrote: I dare you to walk round the bogside with that on a sandwitch board
Thought the Bogside was the Cafflick bit, and you're a Proddy (Dog) hence me saying 'Cambo's lot'.
(I just had to use the 'Dog' suffix there cos I'm a good Cafflick boy meself! Well, slightly lapsed, obviously.)
Steve Campbell wrote: in your case "plastered"
LOL
literally I believe it means off centre.
OFF-CENTRE?......over a toilet bowl? Yeah that sounds like me.
Al Jarvis wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: I dare you to walk round the bogside with that on a sandwitch board
Thought the Bogside was the Cafflick bit, and you're a Proddy (Dog) hence me saying 'Cambo's lot'.
(I just had to use the 'Dog' suffix there cos I'm a good Cafflick boy meself! Well, slightly lapsed, obviously.)
most humble sorryings sir, thought you was sweeping in a generalistic sort of way :D
yes indeed, dirty blue nose by birth, rational (usually) human being by choice ;).
Woman asks her Dr "is it possible to get pregant thru anal sex", he replied "course it is, where'dya think cathlics come from".
lapsed? failed more like, I'll see you for a drink in the appeals queue outside the pearly gates after judegment day then :D
