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Think Phil & Grunt Mitchell. Ooh. Put anyone off......

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[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I already did mention about the pedophiles. Click on the links, would ya? :D

you'd better careful of for bald men then.

*shaves head*

*gathers clippings*

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Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I already did mention about the pedophiles. Click on the links, would ya? :D

you'd better careful of for bald men then.

*shaves head*

*gathers clippings*

there won't be many there. lol

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I already did mention about the pedophiles. Click on the links, would ya? :D

All I see in the link are hirsute pedophiles, which would suggest that bald men are in the Sean Connery studmuffin camp, eh? Just bein' scientific an' all... :D

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AL JARVIS must be a goddamn sexual tyrannusarus!!

Back to the Doc's post,yeah a woman's hair is her crown,but you only have to look at Gail Porter and Kylie recently,and they still look gorgeous.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:

[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: I already did mention about the pedophiles. Click on the links, would ya? :D

you'd better careful of for bald men then.

*shaves head*

*gathers clippings*

there won't be many there. lol

*bitch*

:lol:

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monty wrote: AL JARVIS must be a goddamn sexual tyrannusarus!!

Back to the Doc's post,yeah a woman's hair is her crown,but you only have to look at Gail Porter and Kylie recently,and they still look gorgeous.

Not AS gorgeous tho. Must confess to a wee soft spot for Miss Porter.

Nice Pic BTW No.73 is that the bottom of the bell tower?

Anyway Be seeing you

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monty wrote: AL JARVIS must be a goddamn sexual tyrannusarus!!

:nod: :lol:

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well he's old enough to be a dinosaur, that's for sure....

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hibster wrote: well he's old enough to be a dinosaur, that's for sure....

Remember, David. Only as young as the woman you're feeling. :nod:

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so that makes you, what, 248 with all the ones you've got? :scratch:

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hibster wrote: so that makes you, what, 248 with all the ones you've got? :scratch:

I like to take their Median age. :nod:

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15 then? :evil4:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

monty wrote: AL JARVIS must be a goddamn sexual tyrannusarus!!

:nod: :lol:

That would be some feeding frenzy :food:

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hibster wrote: 15 then? :evil4:

Who brought weight into it?! :eek3:

I asked for that. Thought you were gonna repeat, "Yes, 248 then!"

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Al Jarvis wrote:

hibster wrote: 15 then? :evil4:

Who brought weight into it?! :eek3:

I asked for that. Thought you were gonna repeat, "Yes, 248 then!"

At first I thought he meant weight, as in pounds etc; but then I realised it was money. 15 pound is cheap isn't it? :evil4:

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Come on Wino, even prostitutes have standards :evil4:

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:rofl:

That wasn't what I meant at all! :shades:

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Al Jarvis wrote:

monty wrote: AL JARVIS must be a goddamn sexual tyrannusarus!!

:nod: :lol:

In light of recent paliontological evidence and thinking (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2004/trexqa.shtml), that would mean yer not half the big scary hunter everyone thought you were, and you are in fact nowt but a scavenger with a big gob, spazzy arms and terminal bad breath. :lol:

A sexual Godzilla is a much more ego-friendly metaphor I would suggest, although it does lead to the possibilty of stomping tokyo to dust every time you get the horn :D

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Doctor? wrote:

Al Jarvis wrote:

monty wrote: AL JARVIS must be a goddamn sexual tyrannusarus!!

:nod: :lol:

In light of recent paliontological evidence and thinking (http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2004/trexqa.shtml), that would mean yer not half the big scary hunter everyone thought you were, and you are in fact nowt but a scavenger with a big gob, spazzy arms and terminal bad breath. :lol:

A sexual Godzilla is a much more ego-friendly metaphor I would suggest, although it does lead to the possibilty of stomping tokyo to dust every time you get the horn :D

Comrade is a lover, not a biter. :D

Well, maybe a gentle nip. I'll get me coat.

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