Who are Digital? Who are Re:Order?

Al Jarvis wrote:

Leave Me A Gnome wrote: It's weird cos I don't actually care that much about this whole rivalry, it's just amusing that two such insignificant places can hate each other with such a passion... I suppose it gives both towns a positive self-image, by doing the other down... I mean, having lived in Watford for 20-odd years, I can't think of too many good things to say about it.

SHEDi xxx

20-odd years?!

You pikey!

I left Luton aged 18, never to look back.

Goes without saying though, I'll still hate you lot when I'm 80. Natch.

Well, from birth until I went to Uni, hence the 20-odd years, I did return after graduating but that year just made me intent to do something with my life and go and live somewhere nice! Was back there a couple of weeks ago, it's either gone downhill or I had a fcuking rough deal for those first years of my life... And as for the life-long 'hatred'... Yup, me too...

SHEDi xxx

Boatraceface wrote:

Digital:Old Monkey,Hibster(on bass????) ? ? Re:Order? ? ? ?

funniest post ever!

Barney Army wrote: We are the Pugwash boys!

bagsy Master Bates.

BA - i teach this kid who is called Micheal Bates & is also (no shit) a master in sea cadets!! Always wanted to shout Masterbates without getting the piss taken out of me

Facsimile wrote:

Andrew Sayer wrote: Why the fook have we got a map of that bastard monkey hanging shithole Hartlepool. Bootraceface lives in Redcar, down the road. Like calling a mackem a geordie

if you look closely at the map (admittedly not of redcar) you'll see that the point where streetmap thought redcar was, is in the north sea - illustrated by an arrow. that was the comedy element of the image but I was unclear in my reasoning for showing this picture.

Aw i, still looks like an orange cock pointing the way to Sweden

Andrew Sayer wrote:

Facsimile wrote:

Andrew Sayer wrote: Why the fook have we got a map of that bastard monkey hanging shithole Hartlepool. Bootraceface lives in Redcar, down the road. Like calling a mackem a geordie

if you look closely at the map (admittedly not of redcar) you'll see that the point where streetmap thought redcar was, is in the north sea - illustrated by an arrow. that was the comedy element of the image but I was unclear in my reasoning for showing this picture.

Aw i, still looks like an orange cock pointing the way to Sweden

Its not Redcar either way...Redcar's south of Hartlepool and just out of the map screenshot,that cock pointing out is closer to Scumberland than us.

Al Jarvis wrote:

Nick King wrote: That could actually be said about both of those towns!

So speaketh the [cough] Garden City.

What the fcuk is that about?!

Exactly - it's a shithole - 'famous' for Shredded Wheat, Nick Faldo, S*M*A*S*H, David James (goalie), and, er, not much else!

Barney Army wrote: We are the Pugwash boys!

bagsy Master Bates.

There never was a character by that name it's just an urban myth. Nor Seaman Staines...... Disappointing but true

Al Jarvis wrote:

Minx wrote:

Barney Army wrote: We are the Pugwash boys!

bagsy Master Bates.

There never was a character by that name it's just an urban myth. Nor Seaman Staines...... Disappointing but true

I saw the creator interviewed on TV once. He was now, like, eighty years old or something, and was virtually in tears at the suggestion that he'd try and sneak anything so disgusting into children's televisions (or was it based on a book, can't remember).

When you going to write a children's book, Al?

Al Jarvis wrote:

Minx wrote:

Barney Army wrote: We are the Pugwash boys!

bagsy Master Bates.

There never was a character by that name it's just an urban myth. Nor Seaman Staines...... Disappointing but true

I saw the creator interviewed on TV once. He was now, like, eighty years old or something, and was virtually in tears at the suggestion that he'd try and sneak anything so disgusting into children's televisions (or was it based on a book, can't remember).

Yep he used to make money doing talks in schools and such but that all went belly up after all the myths started.

WARNING: Urban myths could seriously affect your bank balance. use with caution.

There was 'pirate willy' though???

Al Jarvis wrote: I believe the whole 'Roger the Cabin Boy' etc was all started by one Victor Lewis-Smith, writing in one of the nationals.

People accepted it as fact just cos they'd read it in a paper.

What, not everything you read in the Sun is true?

SHEDi xxx

Al Jarvis wrote: I believe the whole 'Roger the Cabin Boy' etc was all started by one Victor Lewis-Smith, writing in one of the nationals.

People accepted it as fact just cos they'd read it in a paper.

Ah yes I'd forgotten that one.....Was actually Tom the cabin boy, if any one cares.....Lol Looks like this thread has been hijacked once more!!!!

Al Jarvis wrote: I believe the whole 'Roger the Cabin Boy' etc was all started by one Victor Lewis-Smith, writing in one of the nationals.

People accepted it as fact just cos they'd read it in a paper.

And chosing to ignore the VLS byline.

Who are Digital?

Tim Jauncey (Old Monkey) Vocals, guitar, bass Jim Reilly (Doggy) Vocals, guitar Phil Collins Guitar, keyboards Jon Stubley Drums, keyboards

Cheap plug.......... Digital play The Cartoon Club, Croydon, Sarf Laandan on Friday 14th July 2006. If you're not off to Barcelona or somewhere else, come and see us for some foot tappin' JD and NO toons. Cheap door. Go on. You know you want to.

And Shugsy, you can be so cruel sometimes ;)

:bag:

Digital ever get ooop norf? Proper Boro North? Not Manchester,thats West Midlands

Boatraceface wrote: Digital ever get ooop norf? Proper Boro North? Not Manchester,thats West Midlands

We get nosebleeds up there. Not as of yet, but some day we will. Tim and I once played in Manchester back in 2002.

:bag:

Doggy wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Digital ever get ooop norf? Proper Boro North? Not Manchester,thats West Midlands

We get nosebleeds up there. Not as of yet, but some day we will. Tim and I once played in Manchester back in 2002.

:bag:

Nosebleeds? Crikey! The locals are usually much more friendly Its a risk you run if you were playing a Cure set,not usually associated with New Order tho

Fuckin hard to play bass with arctic mitts on and all ;)

Doctor? wrote: Fuckin hard to play bass with arctic mitts on and all ;)

Ther'es a little venue in my home town called the Tardis. I think you'd like to get your mitts on that! Only problem is there is a sign above the door saying NO WINDOWLICKERS!

Boatraceface wrote:

Only problem is there is a sign above the door saying NO WINDOWLICKERS!

Ahhh man, fuckin hate those places built just for the tourists, ruins the soul of a town.

Bonzette wrote:

When you going to write a children's book, Al?

LOL

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Fuckin hard to play bass with arctic mitts on and all ;)

Ther'es a little venue in my home town called the Tardis. I think you'd like to get your mitts on that! Only problem is there is a sign above the door saying NO WINDOWLICKERS!

And your point is? Ok, I'm not Tom Cruise......... but you ain't Valentino either!

:bag: and a :bag: just for you

Doggy wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Fuckin hard to play bass with arctic mitts on and all ;)

Ther'es a little venue in my home town called the Tardis. I think you'd like to get your mitts on that! Only problem is there is a sign above the door saying NO WINDOWLICKERS!

And your point is? Ok, I'm not Tom Cruise......... but you ain't Valentino either!

:bag: and a :bag: just for you

Not you! i'd love you to play up north

That was in reply to Cambo, as you well know Digital and Re:Order are doing a sterling job

Only joking Boatrace ;)

If we ever get up your way we will let you know. Its a while since Digital played live now but we are looking forward to a spate of it.

Doggy wrote: Only joking Boatrace ;)

If we ever get up your way we will let you know. Its a while since Digital played live now but we are looking forward to a spate of it.

You sir,are a cad and a bounder!!:)