Blonde moments

Is that you Nick?

Barney Army wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Men aren't quite so sensitive about their age!

Mostly, but its not unusual..

Heard them shit blonde jokes going round? Here's another......

A Blonde,a Brunette and a Redhead on the run from the law,find 3 sacks and hide in one each,with 2 bobbys in pursuit...The Coppers see these three sacks, and kick the brunette's,to see whats inside...a voice goes "Woof Woof" from inside."Ah,leave it its a dog" sats the bobby...Redhead's sack gets a prod..."meow, meow"she says."ah,leave it its a cat" says the lawman... the blonde gets a shake,and she says "potatoes,potatoes"

losing a cigarette, a lit one at that and sticking a fork in a microwave while almost completely asleep. a blonde moment in insomnia and self-hatred. i have this thing with forks..... how the hell could i have been nearly asleep? i think i was in between theta-delta, or something....