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(No offence to the fair haired on here).
How often do you have blonde moments? I have far too many. In the past few days alone:
I've totally forgotten Fathers Day Jumped on the train to Brighton instead of London Trapped my head in the car window turning looking to check my blindspot, but forgetting my window was closing - i've now got a black-eye Forgotten a really important meeting yesterday ... and again today
Duh
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: (No offence to the fair haired on here).
How often do you have blonde moments? I have far too many. In the past few days alone:
Trapped my head in the car window turning looking to check my blindspot, but forgetting my window was closing - i've now got a black-eye
Duh
I know I shouldn't laugh, but what??? That is platinum blonde - you ok??
leather_girl wrote: I'm not blond myself, but I think it's insulting to call these moments "blond" moments...
oh well - still funny though 
Everybody here calls them blonde moments. I'm not being blonde-ist!
I did actually say that in the first paragraph if you read it.
If somebody called them brunette moments (which they probably will thanks to me) i wouldn't give a fuck.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Barnette wrote: Still pissed from the weekend, Missy?
What do you mean? I never drink.
Oops forgot, you hate red wine. :D
Thank fuck you had adult (wellllll) supervision most of the weekend Jem, yer a fookin liability pet. you left out your astounding ability to drive to anywhere with no problem, but be completely incapbable of finding your way home. Suddenly the name of your Footie club has new meaning :D
EDIT: to answer the question.....Not all that often but they are usually spectacular, and all the more amusing to the witnesses for my usual smart arseyness.
PS, it doesn;t count as spitting it out the next morning :D
Does knocking over a full cup of water on your desk count as a blonde moment?
Or walking round the office for half the day not realising that half your buttons are undone (until your ex tells you after perving for half the day)??
pretty sure the 2nd one qualifys.
I have a repeated problem with the old chestnut of beating devices stupid before realising they are switch off/to the wrong mode/whatever.
Speaking of Blonde moments, a certain blonde friend of mine can destroy PC's at will, it terrifying. On one occasion she logged in to one, it died, she moved to another, and as soon as she touched it it died....she headed for a third, and it threw a blue screen of death before she even got within 2 feet of it. Total truth.
I recently removed part of my thumb with a bread knife. Sporting such an injury seems to concentrate ones clumsiness - I have re-injured the digit many times in a surprising number of ways and made it far worse.
I have beautiful blonde hair.
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote: I recently removed part of my thumb with a bread knife. Sporting such an injury seems to concentrate ones clumsiness - I have re-injured the digit many times in a surprising number of ways and made it far worse.
I have beautiful blonde hair.
Yes compound clumsiness, I know it well. When I'm having a painful time of things, I am like Norman Wisdom or inspector Cluesaeu, or both. I think yer brain focuses so much on the injury and how much it hurts it forgets little things like basic navigation and saftey.
Doctor? wrote: pretty sure the 2nd one qualifys.
I have a repeated problem with the old chestnut of beating devices stupid before realising they are switch off/to the wrong mode/whatever.
Speaking of Blonde moments, a certain blonde friend of mine can destroy PC's at will, it terrifying. On one occasion she logged in to one, it died, she moved to another, and as soon as she touched it it died....she headed for a third, and it threw a blue screen of death before she even got within 2 feet of it. Total truth.
Electrical devices seem to die in my presence quite a lot - TV's, washing machines and fridge freezers when I was a child, now TV, stereo, computer !
Some people just DO that. I know a guy who jams mobile phones, seriously.
They prefer to toy with me rather than die, possibly cos they know I will go into their guts if they try it on with me :D
Doctor? wrote: Some people just DO that. I know a guy who jams mobile phones, seriously.
They prefer to toy with me rather than die, possibly cos they know I will go into their guts if they try it on with me :D
Scary!
Oh - when I was a child I also couldn't wear watches as the time always went a bit weird!
Doesn't quite classify as a blonde moment.
Leaving the house for my recent trip, I turned back to get my wallet from the house. I managed to get to the end of the road and realised that I'd not brought my passport. As I was rifling through my bag to check, a workman shouted "don't forget your toothbrush" at me.
Yes, I had indeed forgotten my toothbrush, my whole washing bag in fact.
And my sunglasses 
GlasVegas wrote:
[black]Diamond[/black] wrote:
I have beautiful blonde hair.
Where? Your back?
Nah, yer maw's erse 
Doctor? wrote: pretty sure the 2nd one qualifys.
I have a repeated problem with the old chestnut of beating devices stupid before realising they are switch off/to the wrong mode/whatever.
Speaking of Blonde moments, a certain blonde friend of mine can destroy PC's at will, it terrifying. On one occasion she logged in to one, it died, she moved to another, and as soon as she touched it it died....she headed for a third, and it threw a blue screen of death before she even got within 2 feet of it. Total truth.
OMG that happened to me at college although I did reach the 3rd one before it died
you're not safe un supervised either FFS. OMG!
I did mentioned this before somewhere, but our former flautist Cara, drove 35 miles in a hurricane (more or less, horizontal rain anyway) on a moped that was far from legal and far from safe. She arrived at rehearsal, we all yelled at her for risking the journey, but then said "oh since yer hear, get your flute out"...Her face was priceless...yup, left behind. She also later got a gig tourng Japan with $BIG_NAME...got to japan....yup, no flute.
Hair colour: Blonde as blonde can be.
i went to the cash machine without my cash card the other day
also was walking round with my headphones in for about 20 minutes before i realised my ipod wasn't actually on 
Oh, and i regularly lose my remote control. Usually finding it in either the bread bin or fridge!
leather_girl wrote: I'm not blond myself, but I think it's insulting to call these moments "blond" moments...
there's not much in these forums that don't offend you is there?
