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if you shave your beaver, you can't be too difficult...

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No one needs to see what you have posted, I shall have a duel with you, you crazy Texan Mod. Prepare for a pool of insults. :duel:

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blah blah blah

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Nobody should read about shaving b-------. Shame you should mention that on my post, you college-aged, feeble minded, yellow journalism spewing, power abusing, chauvinist moderator!

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Nobody should read about shaving b-------. Shame you should mention that on my post, you college-aged, feeble minded, yellow journalism spewing, power abusing, chauvinist moderator!

:confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2:

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Read what he did to my post Chris. You should understand the shock I feel.

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Now play nicely, I just had to endure some right filth to get that picture :D

This is a Viking thread afterall.

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Oh, you want some too, Shug? :D :D

What I said about Cambo's remark was funny btw, until John Barnes said a bit too much.

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Nobody should read about shaving b-------. Shame you should mention that on my post, you college-aged, feeble minded, yellow journalism spewing, power abusing, chauvinist moderator!

oh dear...do you kiss your mum with that mouth?

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, you want some too, Shug? :D :D

What I said about Cambo's remark was funny btw, until John Barnes said a bit too much.

So you DO shave your beaver...

well, that's one more thing about you I didn't really need to know...

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No.

But I'm making a statement that I won't back down because you told me to!

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You started it, you SOB.

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Dear God, she's called me an SOB...anybody know of a quick, painless way I can off myself, I don't think I can stand this life any longer.

At least I'm not Thicklegs...

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Just please don't start with your male, college aged humor. Go watch "Old School" for crying out loud. You are just like them after all. Btw, I haven't seen the film. I know what it's about.

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: This is definitely one of the things I hate about myself. Ahh, British humor blows up in my face (sorry about the Yankee spelling).

I understand British humor, but sometimes people don't understand my sense of humor. I got to admit it's a bit eccentric. There are some situations when I can laugh at something, but yes, I take myself a bit too seriously. God, John Barnes is tainting my dignity. :lol:

Taint? :ignore:

Cozzie dear, just roll with it. It was funny-- which, uh, is why I laughed... :uhoh:

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Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

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Just like THEM???

ahem, I've not got a scooby who you are referring to....

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Why is it so hard to laugh at sex jokes? Jeff reminds me of the population of college guys; he must have his own House of Representatives for them. :rofl:

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh, Comrade, this is getting worse and worse all because of me!

Just have a laugh at a joke like the rest of us dear. You'll be fine. :)

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This is all a fuss about nothing.

And I have to say that Brother Jeff has just made me spit Stella over this ere keyboard. I am not particularly happy about that. It's expensive stuff and this keypad is sticky *oo-er*

Jeff yer a daft twat :thumb:

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Oh, and Comrade, Go read my inputs on the K-Fed thread.

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Shug wrote: This is all a fuss about nothing.

And I have to say that Brother Jeff has just made me spit Stella over this ere keyboard. I am not particularly happy about that. It's expensive stuff and this keypad is sticky *oo-er*

Jeff yer a daft twat :thumb:

Sorry Bruv....I'll get you another Stella next time we meet...deal?

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OH, I hate when the mod makes my posts dirty, and I hate teen music. I finally beat K-Fed up along with Spears and the Baby!

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Why is it so hard to laugh at sex jokes? Jeff reminds me of the population of college guys; he must have his own House of Representatives for them. :rofl:

I shouldn't remind you of college guys, from what I hear, they actually have sex...WITH GIRLS....

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My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Why is it so hard to laugh at sex jokes? Jeff reminds me of the population of college guys; he must have his own House of Representatives for them. :rofl:

I shouldn't remind you of college guys, from what I hear, they actually have sex...WITH GIRLS....

:rofl:

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Shug wrote: It's expensive stuff and this keypad is sticky *oo-er*

Don't be modest Shug, sticky-er :nod:

We know what you get up to :evil4:

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You can always paint some lipstick on yer hand, Jeff. :thumb:

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[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

Shug wrote: It's expensive stuff and this keypad is sticky *oo-er*

Don't be modest Shug, sticky-er :nod:

We know what you get up to :evil4:

No idea what yer on about matey :ignore:

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My Name Is John Barnes wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Doctor? wrote: MICK is having a shed?

Shedophiles

eeeek.

Please don't say that you're taking my baldness a bit further! :ignore:

Cozzie shaves her beaver?!?!?!

:thumb:

Oh, and John castrated himself!

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Shug wrote:

[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote:

Shug wrote: It's expensive stuff and this keypad is sticky *oo-er*

Don't be modest Shug, sticky-er :nod:

We know what you get up to :evil4:

No idea what yer on about matey :ignore:

WANKING

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