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Sorry I'll write it a bit bigger as you're going blind....

WANKING

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Minx wrote: Sorry I'll write it a bit bigger as you're going blind....

WANKING

oh good, now we are talking about an area in which I do indeed have a vast amount of experience!

:blush:

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My Name Is John Barnes wrote: oh good, now we are talking about an area in which I do indeed have a vast amount of experience!

:blush:

I'd be highly suspicious of any bloke worth his salt who didn't have a vast amount of experience in that particular area :lol:

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Well, Shuggy Bear claims that he's NEVER done that.

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Nah Brother Jeff, I AM a wanker.

Liam's a cunt though :nod:

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and I'm just a twat...

can we be the three amigos?

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My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?! :ignore:

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?! :ignore:

:sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

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Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?! :ignore:

:eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3:

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote:

My Name Is John Barnes wrote: and I'm just a twat...

can we have a threesome?

Woah, didn't know John Barnes is into this?! :ignore:

:eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3:

upset that I could probably score more action from the lads on this board than YOU could?

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You score action from more lads? Whoa, there's the John Barnes that we don't see every day! :rofl:

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Read it again dipshit, I said that I COULD score more action than you...

and you talk about being intelligent...

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Scoring more action from the lads than you COULD? OK, I agree that it's an alternative lifestyle. Hey, it's America, we're in a free country.

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Back to topic.....

Cool tattoo, when are you getting your next one done?

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Good call Minx, even though youdon't know me because I left just before you arrived. :crazy:

Very cool tats everybody. I would love to have another one done but i wasn't in favour 15 years ago so best not....

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lucyjane wrote: Good call Minx, even though youdon't know me because I left just before you arrived. :crazy:

Very cool tats everybody. I would love to have another one done but i wasn't in favour 15 years ago so best not....

Hurrah -Lucy Jane is back, much love in 2 weeks kidda:clap:

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Much love indeed Mr Sayer, looking foreward to seeing the Darlo Order again!!! let us know your plans

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i just have to just say this -- mike your a star :clap:

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That was one funny thread to read in one go... :evil4: :evil4: :evil4:

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just how did this thread go from me changing Mike's tat to Cozzie shaving her beaver. nevermind. :rofl: :rofl:

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a wrong turn here, a left when you should have gone right, and voila, we have made the magic journey from tats to beavers...

it could only be orchestrated by a clown (or highly trained indiviual) like me, so kids, don't try this at home...

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NOOLigan wrote: just how did this thread go from me changing Mike's tat to Cozzie shaving her beaver. nevermind. :rofl: :rofl:

Given said young lady's self-absorption, I imagine a picture of said shaven minge will be appearing on NOOL very soon. I imagine it will be something like the inlay of the Mondays' "Bummed".

I, for one, can't wait.

:sleep:

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Fradders, go back to page 3, and you will see Shuggy Bears piccie of said beaver...

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Don't we know this guy...

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Awww, Cozzie, just when I thought you'd got it sorted... Just leave it, don't take the bait... Sure people piss you off, but just leave it at that first post, don't give folks more ammunition to fire back at you... If something upsets you that much, complain to Nic... There are so many wind-up merchants on here that you're asking for trouble making a big deal and showing you're riled...

Great thread, btw! :nod:

SHEDi xxx

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A Diamond a Dozen wrote:

Don't we know this guy...

That's a good un!

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Does anyone have any suggestions for a design for a new order tattoo? Some thing different, not as obvious as an album cover?:)

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i quite like the old factory symbol

like this one on th bottom of substance. sorry it is the best i could do at short notice. not that i'd encourage you to get more tats. :wink:

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Would probably remind me of that git tony wilson though

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Thanks Ron ....But what would be wrong with having more tats?

I promise not to go OTT and look like a circus freak:lol:

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