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I'm related to Sir Richard Tangye who invented the steam jack that allowed Brunel's SS Great Eastern to be launched.
Every branch of my family (my Sister has traced back to 1780) seems to be associated with the building and operating of Britains Bridges, Canals and Railways.
I was one of the last people ever to get drunk with Joe Strummer.
So drunk, in fact, that I pissed on myself in bed 
A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I was one of the last people ever to get drunk with Joe Strummer.
he must be a crap drinker then, even I survived a session with you.
pah
although I poo'd on myself in bed
ChrissMari wrote:
Shellshocker wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: And while I was looking for that, I found this... check it out.
I would say the Treasury Department has a lot to answer for.
Even worse than the $20, fold a new dollar coin in half, and it turns into a black helicopter.
hhhahhaahah
Hey, I tried it. It didn't work! 
I stopped growing at 13, at 5'1" I eat eel
About my unique voice:
I had a severe underbite as a child, and had to wear a (removable) device that separated my jaws from 2nd to 5th grades.
Then I wore braces from 5th to 7th grades
Now I wear retainers until my early 20s, a few years from now.
Hence, my accent continually changes. Right now, I'm improving, so no audioposts for now.
I had aspirations to be a voice-over artist, and I used to do funny things with my voice. Now, my artistic dreams go to method actor, singer, comedian.
I sure hate pop music. A: 'cause it's corny, boring, and makes me want to die. B: I can't stand female voices in the genre.
When I do sing along my CDs, I sing the sad parts high and happy to so-so emotion moods low. I like my singing voice now, but it sounds too poppy so now I'm switching to low. I sometimes wonder if I could be the female reincarnate of Ian Curtis.
My dad's uncle played Major League Baseball for the Brooklyn Dodgers, apparently he was pretty good, not that I ever got to see him play..
other than that, I got nothing...
Shellshocker wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I don't get drunk - buzzed at most - no matter how much vodka I drink.
You have to put that skill to good use, Iren. I see many pub wagers in your future.
I have. I'm usually the last person sober at any party, although I've had the most hard liquor. Recently, a friend and I went to a bar. He bought me two white Russians and an Absolut vanilla coke. He only had a beer and a vodka shot. I had to walk with him a bit after we left so he could sober up and drive me home.
The Saviour wrote: ...my dying day will be the 4th of July 2049...
How do you do that? I wanna know mine too!!
Aunty May wrote:
The Saviour wrote: ...my dying day will be the 4th of July 2049...
How do you do that? I wanna know mine too!!
just set a date for putting your head in the oven. Pull a Sylvia.
[orange]Retroesque[/orange] wrote: I'm right handed, but wank with my left hand
That is weird
But a skill I wish I had over this past week,having hurt my right wrist on my heavy bag AGAIN!
When I try and go leftie,it feels alien,almost like someone else's
Boatraceface wrote:
When I try and go leftie,it feels alien,almost like someone else's
But isn't it something you were trying to attain in the first place? 
Aunty May wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
When I try and go leftie,it feels alien,almost like someone else's
But isn't it something you were trying to attain in the first place?
In a way,yes Maya!
But on the whole,no......
Its a double edged sword...the left hand sensation thing,that is..not the actual sword,which is ofcourse pork!
[orange]Retroesque[/orange] wrote: I'm right handed, but wank with my left hand
I'm left handed....
my cousin is married to the son of one of the von trapps from the sound of music.
i just found out that a friend of mine from when i lived here in the UK (haven't talked to her in years, though)--kate tunstall--is a big music star over here.
i can talk like a ventriloquist (i taught kate to do it at one point, as well).
i like chocolate.
i have actually met uncle liam.
AgentWood wrote: i have actually met uncle liam.
That have something to do with ventriloquism? 
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i have actually met uncle liam.
That have something to do with ventriloquism?
you have to put your hand somewhere....
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i have actually met uncle liam.
That have something to do with ventriloquism?
you have to put your hand somewhere....
You calling Liam a dummy?
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i have actually met uncle liam.
That have something to do with ventriloquism?
you have to put your hand somewhere....
left or right?
Shed Peel wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i have actually met uncle liam.
That have something to do with ventriloquism?
you have to put your hand somewhere....
left or right?
both. at the same time.
Barney Army wrote:
404 error wrote: Never owned a car, a mobile phone or a credit card.
loser
I _am_ a loser, but not for those reasons!
I am the _Lord_ of Losers, all forms of failure lie within my dominion! Look on me oh ye lesser losers and weep, as you choke on the fumes of your eternally grid-locked vehicals, and boil in the heat of your emissions, as you drown in the perpetual inane blather of your incessent telephonic chatter and the cells of your radioated brains fatally miscegenate and swell with incipient tumours, while your debt piles ever higher on your multiple slivers of plastic as you try hopelessly to distract yourself from the emptiness of your existence, till you break under the weight and die choking from the redirected fumes of your own car, becoming just another story for the insatiable appetite of the ever engorging media..
Goddam, I really must fill that prescription...
Shed Peel wrote:
[orange]Retroesque[/orange] wrote: I'm right handed, but wank with my left hand
I'm left handed....
i'm Left handed too, but my right hand is useless for everything.
