Digital Mike Binoche — Forum Archive

29 Jun 2006, 14:33

I know nothing about New Order wrote: And the winner gets a Cheesy Burek

Is that anything like a pearl necklace?

29 Jun 2006, 14:38

EVENING Dudes

29 Jun 2006, 14:39

Good Evening..............Sir

29 Jun 2006, 14:40

Hiya Mick!

Want to make it four?

29 Jun 2006, 19:40

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: Digital Mike is a twat.

I got emails from a couple of people today, saying that he'd sent them text messages with lines from New Order songs.

So I sent him a message asking where mine was.

He's just replied with "Ooh love to love yer baby"

I met Mike at Glastonbury just over a year ago.

I am never speaking to him again.

At least we know now that Digital Mike is either a Bronski Beat fan or likes Mark Almond. Or maybe both.

29 Jun 2006, 19:46

Bronski Beat! :love:

29 Jun 2006, 20:48

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Bronski Beat!

I'd take Depeche Mode's homoerotic songs any day over those homoerotic ones of Bronski beat.

29 Jun 2006, 21:01

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Bronski Beat!

I'd take Depeche Mode's homoerotic songs any day over those homoerotic ones of Bronski beat.

Hit that perfect beat boy!

Wonder which Diggy Mike would choose? The homoerotic renderings of Depeche Mode, or the homoerotic renderings of Bronski Beat?

We need to hear from The Voice of Reason!

29 Jun 2006, 22:43

At least we know now that Digital Mike is either a Bronski Beat fan or likes Mark Almond. Or maybe both.

Donna Summer actualy

29 Jun 2006, 23:26

Yes Donna Summer, actually.

30 Jun 2006, 01:55

Who is this Digital Mike of whom you speak? Now that Mikkel Wartooth... HE is a twat! :nod: :laugh:

SHEDi xxx

30 Jun 2006, 02:23

Who is this Digital Mike of whom you speak? Now that Mikkel Wartooth... HE is a twat!

Now then , Now Then :D

30 Jun 2006, 03:22

Oooh, I just got Ceremony though from Mike.

Yesteday it was Temptation.

What will tomorrow bring?! :eek3:

30 Jun 2006, 03:42

Fooker never texts me! Am I lucky or what?

30 Jun 2006, 05:22

Comrade Shampanyov, Gentleman wrote: Bronski Beat!

Does anyone remember that repulsive rumour about Jimmy Bummerville?...Or was it Mark Almond? :scratch:

I could'nt possibly repeat it mind:dead:

30 Jun 2006, 05:25

It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

30 Jun 2006, 05:25

Does anyone remember that repulsive rumour about Jimmy Bummerville?...Or was it Mark Almond?

Think it was Almond - Sick or what :spit:

30 Jun 2006, 05:31

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

Splat goes Elton's pop-shot record :laugh: Errrr Yuk!

30 Jun 2006, 05:51

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

Which brings me to my next question...

What would be your minimum figure to perform such an atrosity,bearing in mind you would have to move lock,stock and barrel,and start a new life where nobody knows you upon completion?

I believe everyone has their price,so its open to all....

£2 million would be my minimum reserve,and even then...NO SWALLOWING :nono:

30 Jun 2006, 05:55

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

don't you find that a bit hard to swallow?

30 Jun 2006, 05:59

hibster wrote:

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: It's an Urban myth (a good one though)

don't you find that a bit hard to swallow?

Read above Hibster...I said NO SWALLOWING!

This almost warrants its own audacious poll! Just not Graham Poll tho eh? He's had his chance and blew it! :nod:

30 Jun 2006, 06:12

Boatraceface wrote: This almost warrants its own audacious poll! Just not Graham Poll tho eh? He's had his chance and blew it!

Yeah, he blew it far too often... :nod:

SHEDi xxx

30 Jun 2006, 06:17

I sometimes wonder whether I'd be able to bum a ladyboy.

One of them halfway ones with boobs and that, but willy and bollocks as well.

30 Jun 2006, 06:21

can you get boyladies?

fanny & hairy flat chest?

EDIT: nah, still wouldnt, might have as much facial hair as Fradders

30 Jun 2006, 06:22

You're thinking out loud again you two.

30 Jun 2006, 06:22

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I sometimes wonder whether I'd be able to bum a ladyboy.

One of them halfway ones with boobs and that, but willy and bollocks as well.

:uhoh: :nonono:

30 Jun 2006, 06:23

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: I sometimes wonder whether I'd be able to bum a ladyboy.

One of them halfway ones with boobs and that, but willy and bollocks as well.

How much for that tho? Its a far less demanding compromise...

50G's for me..Or 55 if they want a reach-a-round thrown in! I aint cheap :nono:

30 Jun 2006, 06:28

£55k sounds fair to me - given the reach around would be only fair.

That would probably come down a bit after a few beers. Say:

1 pint - £54k 2 pints - £52k 3 pints - £80 4 pints - A fiver

And so on...

Like Boatboy, my favours are not cheap. Worth it though :nod:

30 Jun 2006, 06:32

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: £55k sounds fair to me - given the reach around would be only fair.

That would probably come down a bit after a few beers. Say:

1 pint - £54k 2 pints - £52k 3 pints - £80 4 pints - A fiver

And so on...

Like Boatboy, my favours are not cheap. Worth it though

How many pints till you pay he/she, Col? :lol:

SHEDi xxx

30 Jun 2006, 06:46

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: £55k sounds fair to me - given the reach around would be only fair.

That would probably come down a bit after a few beers. Say:

1 pint - £54k 2 pints - £52k 3 pints - £80 4 pints - A fiver

And so on...

Like Boatboy, my favours are not cheap. Worth it though

Sounds like good value....But pints of what? Considering the Mark Almond theme,we need to be specific :cheeseburger: