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Well, thats what they used to say at our school,I avoided wearing these colours together for a long time to avoid being classed as a lady of the night. Have worn red and black together since being a grown up and have not had any offers! (Maybe because I'm now just an old boiler!!)
Any more anecdotes to brighten up a boring Friday?
... and red and green should never be seen, except upon (can't remember rest - but Freddie Kruger didn't care!)
Also, another important rule, it's either tits or legs out, never both 
NOOLigan wrote: this thread could really use some illustrative pictures.
Get googling, Ron!
SHEDi xxx
When I was much, MUCH younger and visited a hairdresser (I had hair once!) I remember this lad who was a few years older than me and very much a 'face' on the local punk scene (this must've been late 70's, maybe as late as 1981 at a push) was getting his hair done and would not STOP talking at he sat in the chair. He was funny as fcuk but was just rabbiting ten to the dozen about all sorts.
When he'd finished and left the shop the barber turned to everyone and said, quite deadpan, "Too much Vitamin B in that lad".
And it's a phrase I still recount to this day.
Too much Vitamin B. 
Standard one when I was at school was that "skill" was a technical term for a particularly nasty 'bum disease'. I'm sure it isn't, but I refuse to google it to find out as I still grin like a demented 12-year-old whenever I hear a commentator say summat like "He's got great skill, that young lad". Or, even better, "silky skills".
:D
(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote: Standard one when I was at school was that "skill" was a technical term for a particularly nasty 'bum disease'. I'm sure it isn't, but I refuse to google it to find out as I still grin like a demented 12-year-old whenever I hear a commentator say summat like "He's got great skill, that young lad". Or, even better, "silky skills".
:D
Ha! I remember that one, too - it was supposed to have something to do with a donkey's bum, if I recall correctly...
Guaranteed to result in Beavis and Butthead style laughter every time...
SHEDi xxx
lucyjane wrote: Well, thats what they used to say at our school,I avoided wearing these colours together for a long time to avoid being classed as a lady of the night. Have worn red and black together since being a grown up and have not had any offers! (Maybe because I'm now just an old boiler!!)
Any more anecdotes to brighten up a boring Friday?
The local version of this for me was red lipstick - not as good as yours.
'If your knickers start to fall down, some who fancies you is thinking of you' - won't work nowadays since the invention of Lycra!
Unless your my friend, whose tie-sided knickers slackened somewhat during a wedding ceremony and, following the bride up the aisle, realised hers were slipping down. The video is hilarious, she's shuffling up the aisle!
I thought an "abbatoir" was a brothel until I was corrected a the age of 17.
I asked my mum what "shagging" meant on the way to chapel one Sunday morning (I was much younger than 17 mind)
I used to think that The Clash sang "Rock The Gas Board".
And just last year....Somebody had to inform me that the Scissor Sisters didn't write Comfortably Numb and that it was in fact a Pink Floyd song. I'm immensely proud of that one. KILL ALL HIPPIES.
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Unless your my friend, whose tie-sided knickers slackened somewhat during a wedding ceremony and, following the bride up the aisle, realised hers were slipping down. The video is hilarious, she's shuffling up the aisle!
Oh Missy, your 'friend' get's herself into some funny scrapes!
(Friend? My arse!)
Once bought Red and black sussys(black with red trim) as a prezzie,not for a prozzie!
Very tasteful I thought!
I feel a bit daft now
Hope she was'nt insulted...
She wore them well...
A Diamond a Dozen wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Unless your my friend, whose tie-sided knickers slackened somewhat during a wedding ceremony and, following the bride up the aisle, realised hers were slipping down. The video is hilarious, she's shuffling up the aisle!
Oh Missy, your 'friend' get's herself into some funny scrapes!
(Friend? My arse!)
Oi, it wasn't me!! (I wear Y-fronts)
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Unless your my friend, whose tie-sided knickers slackened somewhat during a wedding ceremony and, following the bride up the aisle, realised hers were slipping down. The video is hilarious, she's shuffling up the aisle!
My god, that's bad! It reminds me - in my late teens I had knickers that fastened with side clips, I banged my hip on my boss's desk and the clip popped open, had to shuffle too!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
A Diamond a Dozen wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Unless your my friend, whose tie-sided knickers slackened somewhat during a wedding ceremony and, following the bride up the aisle, realised hers were slipping down. The video is hilarious, she's shuffling up the aisle!
Oh Missy, your 'friend' get's herself into some funny scrapes!
(Friend? My arse!)
Oi, it wasn't me!! (I wear Y-fronts)
Dr Who Y-fronts?
lucyjane wrote: Well, thats what they used to say at our school
What decade was that in? I'm only asking because in the 80s, the red/black combo became more associated with power dressing than anything. I've also heard it recommended recently as a good colour mix to wear if you want to feel more confident.
Miss Disco wrote:
lucyjane wrote: Well, thats what they used to say at our school
What decade was that in? I'm only asking because in the 80s, the red/black combo became more associated with power dressing than anything. I've also heard it recommended recently as a good colour mix to wear if you want to feel more confident.
This will have been about the eighties, so as trends and fashions circulate, it will probably be arriving in Northern Ireland in a couple of years.
I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
Barney Army wrote: and if you wear Red White & Black..
you're a DEVIL
But prostitutes don't sell their soul!
I dunno if anybody told Kraftwerk this when they were in The Man Machine phase of thier career.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
You've got some bottle! Bit sweaty tho eh? Was it a hired garment or just casual dress?
I seen examples of this in that London, red and black ,little ruffly dress/skirt things, standin on corners, trying to accost tourists.. even offering a deal for twenty quid involving CROWN JEWELS , some of the worst ones worked in a dungeon ...ran like a bastard, when they offerd me a special 2 for 1 deal... nosiree bob, that Tower of London aint for me, I knew it was lewd, but the teachers wouldn't listen....
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
It does indeed.
Be loud and be proud.
Boatraceface wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
You've got some bottle! Bit sweaty tho eh? Was it a hired garment or just casual dress?
It did get sweaty after I walked around the Boardwalk for four hours and sat through 3 hours of Depeche mode and the opening act, She Wants Revenge. But, it's not exactly casual but not hired either.
Christopher Owens wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
It does indeed.
Be loud and be proud.
But, if I were a prossy, I probably would've slept with David Gahan and Martin Gore afterwards. And earned some money. Instead, I just bought an ice cream and went to the bus terminal.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
It does indeed.
Be loud and be proud.
But, if I were a prossy, I probably would've slept with David Gahan and Martin Gore afterwards. And earned some money. Instead, I just bought an ice cream and went to the bus terminal.
Ah we're all plastic poseurs and prostitutes... 
J.A.K wrote:
Smurfy wrote: What's black, white and red all over????:)
your bruised minge?? :p :p
Rude boy - what is it with arses and minges today?
It's a zebra with sunburn - I know I'm just so funny 
Smurfy wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
Smurfy wrote: What's black, white and red all over????:)
your bruised minge?? :p :p
It's a zebra with sunburn - I know I'm just so funny
No, it's a nun falling down the stairs.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: I wore red and black vinyl to the Depeche concert in Atlantic city. Does that make me a prossy?
I hope not.
It does indeed.
Be loud and be proud.
But, if I were a prossy, I probably would've slept with David Gahan and Martin Gore afterwards. And earned some money. Instead, I just bought an ice cream and went to the bus terminal.
that just means you aren't a very good prossy...
