Noah's Ark found in Iran
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Good one. I'm just wondering what caused them to look in Iran plus "The piece was exactly where they expected". Uh, okay, how about a little more evidence to go on.
Besides, the Ark isn't in Iran anyway, it's in North Korea, according to the Weekly World News, gotta keep up with current events whilst standing in line at the grocery store. 
noah's ark is We all know that Noah collected one male and female of every species of mammal on the planet Earth (no gay animals allowed i assume), and he did not let them hybridize, thou i do not know how Noah distributed animals species that are endemic to each continent and specific habitat (maybe Noah went around the world in a night just like Santa)... and of course all the birds could just fly in the sky and avoid the flood... but what about the thousands of species of vertebrate and invertebrate saltwater and freshwater species of fish and other creatures, wouldn't they all die out completely in the flood? and then how did they all get back into their specific environmental habitats when the miles deep flood water dissippated into the atmosphere?
and why is the only evidence of flood water found in a few canyons such as the Grand Canyon? if only scientists would devote their mindpower to these questions instead of talking about absurd major climate changes...
pumped full of drugs wrote: We all know that Noah collected one male and female of every species of mammal on the planet Earth (no gay animals allowed i assume), and he did not let them hybridize, thou i do not know how Noah distributed animals species that are endemic to each continent and specific habitat (maybe Noah went around the world in a night just like Santa)... and of course all the birds could just fly in the sky and avoid the flood... but what about the thousands of species of vertebrate and invertebrate saltwater and freshwater species of fish and other creatures, wouldn't they all die out completely in the flood? and then how did they all get back into their specific environmental habitats when the miles deep flood water dissippated into the atmosphere?
and why is the only evidence of flood water found in a few canyons such as the Grand Canyon? if only scientists would devote their mindpower to these questions instead of talking about absurd major climate changes...
it wasn't a world wide flood. it was located mainly in Mesopotamia, which to the people liveing there at the time was the whole world.
see below.
They found the gingerbread man's house in northern Germany. And wee willie winky's nightgown is on display in the smithsonian.
FFS guys.
3 words...
"minimum gene pool" Anything decended from only 2 progenitors will end up within a few generations, a mewling, drolling, mutant imbeclie. Funny how Christians believe they decend from 2 ppl isn't it.
Doctor? wrote: They found the gingerbread man's house in northern Germany. And wee willie winky's nightgown is on display in the smithsonian.
FFS guys.
3 words...
"minimum gene pool" Anything decended from only 2 progenitors will end up within a few generations, a mewling, drolling, mutant imbeclie. Funny how Christians believe they decend from 2 ppl isn't it.
Funny how they never stop to wonder who their sons married, isn't it. ;)
Ahhhh that would be a logical and scientific question, and consequently, the work of satan.
Kane and Abel, the original motherfuckers :D
Doctor? wrote: They found the gingerbread man's house in northern Germany. And wee willie winky's nightgown is on display in the smithsonian.
FFS guys.
3 words...
"minimum gene pool" Anything decended from only 2 progenitors will end up within a few generations, a mewling, drolling, mutant imbeclie. Funny how Christians believe they decend from 2 ppl isn't it.
No wonder more than a few of them sound like close minded morons......inbreeding, it's not just for West Virginia anymore!
Noah's Arcade is down at the mall, they've got some great games like Frogger and Spaced Invaders. My buddies and I go down there all the time and spend endless hours trying to get the high scores so that we can sign our names as "Ass", "Boobs", or "FU", and trying to talk to the Goth girl who works the prizes counter (she's so hot!) 
:p
I could do with a new gaff - my front garden has had the shit bombed out of it the last few years!
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Andrew Sayer wrote: I could do with a new gaff - my front garden has had the shit bombed out of it the last few years!
Well, you have been a naught boy!
pumped full of drugs wrote: We all know that Noah collected one male and female of every species of mammal on the planet Earth (no gay animals allowed i assume), and he did not let them hybridize, thou i do not know how Noah distributed animals species that are endemic to each continent and specific habitat (maybe Noah went around the world in a night just like Santa)... and of course all the birds could just fly in the sky and avoid the flood... but what about the thousands of species of vertebrate and invertebrate saltwater and freshwater species of fish and other creatures, wouldn't they all die out completely in the flood? and then how did they all get back into their specific environmental habitats when the miles deep flood water dissippated into the atmosphere?
and why is the only evidence of flood water found in a few canyons such as the Grand Canyon? if only scientists would devote their mindpower to these questions instead of talking about absurd major climate changes...
you're not questioning religion there are you? that's a bit controversial
you'll be telling us there's no santa or easter bunny next!
