Men are twats!

Look I know I'm in danger of causing mass offence (oh dear what I shame, I wouldn't want to do that now would I??), but what is it with men.

When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost, forget to get home on a Sunday night, and fall in a fish pond and terrorise poor fish leaving them scarred for their short little lives.

FFS

Perhaps I'd feel better if I pushed him in the pond??

Any volunteers - I'll push anyone in a pond, male, female, twat or no twat!!!

:)

Smurfy wrote: Perhaps I'd feel better if I pushed him in the pond??

Any volunteers - I'll push anyone in a pond, male, female, twat or no twat!!!

:)

i'd jump in rather than give you the satisfaction, have done so before :D

And yes, we generally are twats.

Smurfy wrote: Look I know I'm in danger of causing mass offence (oh dear what I shame, I wouldn't want to do that now would I??), but what is it with men.

When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost, forget to get home on a Sunday night, and fall in a fish pond and terrorise poor fish leaving them scarred for their short little lives.

FFS

your husband IS a twat.

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote: Look I know I'm in danger of causing mass offence (oh dear what I shame, I wouldn't want to do that now would I??), but what is it with men.

When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost, forget to get home on a Sunday night, and fall in a fish pond and terrorise poor fish leaving them scarred for their short little lives.

FFS

your husband IS a twat.

Husband - no ta - wouldn't want to go there would I.

Smurfy wrote:

When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost

FFS

lol, your man got beaten in the pub???

Boys will be boys.....Well he sounds a decent sort to me.Least he remembers to come home to you,even if it is via the pond.Thoroughly decent of him. Does he get his round in?

Boatraceface wrote: Boys will be boys.....Well he sounds a decent sort to me.Least he remembers to come home to you,even if it is via the pond.Thoroughly decent of him. Does he get his round in?

the old "in built beer radar" always gets you home. (It amazes me how i never lose the front door key) haha

I think she actually said he 'FORGOT' to come home.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I think she actually said he 'FORGOT' to come home.

We are also stupid twats

Tell me something i don't know

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

My Mum just phoned me, nearly crying with laughter to tell me, that "Pond Life" has now become so very appropriate. Don't really know why I'm laughing :(

J.A.K wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Boys will be boys.....Well he sounds a decent sort to me.Least he remembers to come home to you,even if it is via the pond.Thoroughly decent of him. Does he get his round in?

the old "in built beer radar" always gets you home. (It amazes me how i never lose the front door key) haha

But ....... you can't quite get the key in the door and wake up on the front step???

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...

Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...

Men - Know your place

Smurfy wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

My Mum just phoned me, nearly crying with laughter to tell me, that "Pond Life" has now become so very appropriate. Don't really know why I'm laughing :(

Did he come out looking like a swamp monster? He could have drowned you know! Still bet it sobered him up a bit!

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

My Mum just phoned me, nearly crying with laughter to tell me, that "Pond Life" has now become so very appropriate. Don't really know why I'm laughing :(

Did he come out looking like a swamp monster? He could have drowned you know! Still bet it sobered him up a bit!

Hey you really cheered me up with the nearly drowned bit! I'll just call him swampy for a bit and keep slapping his sunburn

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...

Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...

Men - Know your place

The pub,at least until dinner is cooked

Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...

Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...

Men - Know your place

The pub,at least until dinner is cooked

Chained to the radiator is much better.:)

Kinky bugger

don't expect any help on a thursday

Nuts :p

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know

For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...

Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...

Men - Know your place

I'm a bit dense at the moment, care to tell me where my place is???

:p

See above - chained to the radiator!

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

Is Jem short for Jerome?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Now why would one want to chain a man to a radiator????

The adult version of the naughty step. I thought everyone did it

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

better bill and danny in Zoo.

Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

Is Jem short for Jerome?

No, my ex used to read it and it is a lot more fun than women's magazines that just report on B-list celebs, fashion and dieting.

Lad at work now fetches me his FHM in

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

Is Jem short for Jerome?

No, my ex used to read it and it is a lot more fun than women's magazines that just report on B-list celebs, fashion and dieting.

Lad at work now fetches me his FHM in

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Now why would one want to chain a man to a radiator????

Why not:)

Hmmm, not all men are twats.

Just the un-disciplined ones.

"FORGOT to come home?" Smurfy,that man should be ELECTRONICALLY TAGGED!

woof...

Burt Reynolds wrote: woof...

That's what we like to hear. Good boy!

ILoveBarney wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: woof...

That's what we like to hear. Good boy!

Right.. I'm gonna have to shit on yer carpet.

ILoveBarney wrote: ...you just have to be upfront with the fact that you won't put up with certain behaviors and stand your ground.

You`ll learn. The hard way,i can tell...

[orange]steve[/orange][black]one[/black] wrote:

ILoveBarney wrote: ...you just have to be upfront with the fact that you won't put up with certain behaviors and stand your ground.

You`ll learn. The hard way,i can tell...

I was just having some fun...hope you didn't take me too seriously.

Fun is okay here, right?

Better to punch someone in a pub than headbutt someone on the pitch of the World Cup final in front of a global audience of over a billion people and have the video shown over and over again on tv and the internet.

Better to land in the fish tank than the drunk tank. :\ohwell:

Better to terrorize fish than women and children.

Better to take in an AA meeting or an anger management course before punching someone else in a pub and in return getting beaten to a bloody pulp. :dead:

Plato wrote: Better to punch someone in a pub than headbutt someone on the pitch of the World Cup final in front of a global audience of over a billion people and have the video shown over and over again on tv and the internet.

Better to land in the fish tank than the drunk tank. :\ohwell:

Better to terrorize fish than women and children.

Better to take in an AA meeting or an anger management course before punching someone else in a pub and in return getting beaten to a bloody pulp. :dead:

Better not to punch someone at all.

Better to land in no tank.

Better to terrorise nothing.

Better to recognise you've got issues and deal with them yourself, and not got o the pub in the first place if there's a risk of violence.

You know the little thing called self control and responsibility.

:(

go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

J.A.K wrote: go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

Oi - make me one! :)

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote: go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

Oi - make me one! :)

i'm not walking all the way over there. come and get it?

:reelsherin:

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote: go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

Oi - make me one! :)

i'm not walking all the way over there. come and get it?

:reelsherin:

As I said, get your arse back upsatirs to bed and don't forget the tea or you won't get your dessert!

:reelshimback:

Smurfy wrote:

Plato wrote: Better to punch someone in a pub than headbutt someone on the pitch of the World Cup final in front of a global audience of over a billion people and have the video shown over and over again on tv and the internet.

Better to land in the fish tank than the drunk tank. :\ohwell:

Better to terrorize fish than women and children.

Better to take in an AA meeting or an anger management course before punching someone else in a pub and in return getting beaten to a bloody pulp. :dead:

Better not to punch someone at all.

Better to land in no tank.

Better to terrorise nothing.

Better to recognise you've got issues and deal with them yourself, and not got o the pub in the first place if there's a risk of violence.

You know the little thing called self control and responsibility.

:(

Self-control and responsibility?

He's only 42. He's still a baby.

The most powerful man in the world is George W. Bush. How much can you expect from the rest of us?