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Now why would one want to chain a man to a radiator????

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Now why would one want to chain a man to a radiator????

The adult version of the naughty step. :confused2: I thought everyone did it :nod:

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho :nod:

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

better bill and danny in Zoo. :nod:

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Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho :nod:

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

Is Jem short for Jerome?:laugh:

No, my ex used to read it and it is a lot more fun than women's magazines that just report on B-list celebs, fashion and dieting.

Lad at work now fetches me his FHM in :thumb:

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[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Even Flow wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p

I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho :nod:

Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!

Is Jem short for Jerome?:laugh:

No, my ex used to read it and it is a lot more fun than women's magazines that just report on B-list celebs, fashion and dieting.

Lad at work now fetches me his FHM in :thumb:

:laugh: :thumb:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Now why would one want to chain a man to a radiator????

Why not:)

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Hmmm, not all men are twats.

Just the un-disciplined ones. :laugh:

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"FORGOT to come home?" Smurfy,that man should be ELECTRONICALLY TAGGED!

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woof...

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Burt Reynolds wrote: woof...

That's what we like to hear. Good boy! :thumb:

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ILoveBarney wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: woof...

That's what we like to hear. Good boy! :thumb:

Right.. I'm gonna have to shit on yer carpet.

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ILoveBarney wrote: ...you just have to be upfront with the fact that you won't put up with certain behaviors and stand your ground.

You`ll learn. The hard way,i can tell...

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[orange]steve[/orange][black]one[/black] wrote:

ILoveBarney wrote: ...you just have to be upfront with the fact that you won't put up with certain behaviors and stand your ground.

You`ll learn. The hard way,i can tell...

:confused2: I was just having some fun...hope you didn't take me too seriously.

Fun is okay here, right? :wink:

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Better to punch someone in a pub than headbutt someone on the pitch of the World Cup final in front of a global audience of over a billion people and have the video shown over and over again on tv and the internet. :banghead:

Better to land in the fish tank than the drunk tank. :\ohwell:

Better to terrorize fish than women and children. :brow:

Better to take in an AA meeting or an anger management course before punching someone else in a pub and in return getting beaten to a bloody pulp. :nono: :blackeye: :dead:

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Plato wrote: Better to punch someone in a pub than headbutt someone on the pitch of the World Cup final in front of a global audience of over a billion people and have the video shown over and over again on tv and the internet. :banghead:

Better to land in the fish tank than the drunk tank. :\ohwell:

Better to terrorize fish than women and children. :brow:

Better to take in an AA meeting or an anger management course before punching someone else in a pub and in return getting beaten to a bloody pulp. :nono: :blackeye: :dead:

Better not to punch someone at all.

Better to land in no tank.

Better to terrorise nothing.

Better to recognise you've got issues and deal with them yourself, and not got o the pub in the first place if there's a risk of violence.

You know the little thing called self control and responsibility.

:(

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go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

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J.A.K wrote: go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

Oi - make me one! :nod: :)

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Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote: go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

Oi - make me one! :nod: :)

i'm not walking all the way over there. come and get it?

:reelsherin:

:laugh:

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J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote:

J.A.K wrote: go and sit down and have a cuppa! :p

Oi - make me one! :nod: :)

i'm not walking all the way over there. come and get it?

:reelsherin:

:laugh:

As I said, get your arse back upsatirs to bed and don't forget the tea or you won't get your dessert! :lol: :lol:

:reelshimback:

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Smurfy wrote:

Plato wrote: Better to punch someone in a pub than headbutt someone on the pitch of the World Cup final in front of a global audience of over a billion people and have the video shown over and over again on tv and the internet. :banghead:

Better to land in the fish tank than the drunk tank. :\ohwell:

Better to terrorize fish than women and children. :brow:

Better to take in an AA meeting or an anger management course before punching someone else in a pub and in return getting beaten to a bloody pulp. :nono: :blackeye: :dead:

Better not to punch someone at all.

Better to land in no tank.

Better to terrorise nothing.

Better to recognise you've got issues and deal with them yourself, and not got o the pub in the first place if there's a risk of violence.

You know the little thing called self control and responsibility.

:(

Self-control and responsibility?

He's only 42. He's still a baby. :rolleyes:

The most powerful man in the world is George W. Bush. How much can you expect from the rest of us? :crazy:

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