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Look I know I'm in danger of causing mass offence (oh dear what I shame, I wouldn't want to do that now would I??), but what is it with men.
When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost, forget to get home on a Sunday night, and fall in a fish pond and terrorise poor fish leaving them scarred for their short little lives.
FFS
You haven't got to be 42 to do that, have you?! 
Was the other person in the pub 'asking for it'?!
And fish have little memory, apparently. They would've forgotten about it in 10 seconds flat.
Perhaps I'd feel better if I pushed him in the pond??
Any volunteers - I'll push anyone in a pond, male, female, twat or no twat!!!
:)
Smurfy wrote: Perhaps I'd feel better if I pushed him in the pond??
Any volunteers - I'll push anyone in a pond, male, female, twat or no twat!!!
:)
i'd jump in rather than give you the satisfaction, have done so before :D
And yes, we generally are twats.
Doctor? wrote: And yes, we generally are twats.
Speak for yourself.
I've always seen myself as more of a c.u.n.t. 
Smurfy wrote: Look I know I'm in danger of causing mass offence (oh dear what I shame, I wouldn't want to do that now would I??), but what is it with men.
When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost, forget to get home on a Sunday night, and fall in a fish pond and terrorise poor fish leaving them scarred for their short little lives.
FFS
your husband IS a twat.
J.A.K wrote:
Smurfy wrote: Look I know I'm in danger of causing mass offence (oh dear what I shame, I wouldn't want to do that now would I??), but what is it with men.
When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost, forget to get home on a Sunday night, and fall in a fish pond and terrorise poor fish leaving them scarred for their short little lives.
FFS
Husband - no ta - wouldn't want to go there would I. 
Smurfy wrote:
When they are 42 is it really big and clever to punch someone in a pub because England lost
FFS
lol, your man got beaten in the pub???
Boys will be boys.....Well he sounds a decent sort to me.Least he remembers to come home to you,even if it is via the pond.Thoroughly decent of him. Does he get his round in?
Boatraceface wrote: Boys will be boys.....Well he sounds a decent sort to me.Least he remembers to come home to you,even if it is via the pond.Thoroughly decent of him. Does he get his round in?
the old "in built beer radar" always gets you home. (It amazes me how i never lose the front door key)
haha
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I think she actually said he 'FORGOT' to come home.
We are also stupid twats
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...
Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
My Mum just phoned me, nearly crying with laughter to tell me, that "Pond Life" has now become so very appropriate. Don't really know why I'm laughing :(
J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Boys will be boys.....Well he sounds a decent sort to me.Least he remembers to come home to you,even if it is via the pond.Thoroughly decent of him. Does he get his round in?
the old "in built beer radar" always gets you home. (It amazes me how i never lose the front door key) haha
But ....... you can't quite get the key in the door and wake up on the front step???
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...
Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...
Men - Know your place
Smurfy wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
My Mum just phoned me, nearly crying with laughter to tell me, that "Pond Life" has now become so very appropriate.
Did he come out looking like a swamp monster? He could have drowned you know! Still bet it sobered him up a bit!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Smurfy wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
My Mum just phoned me, nearly crying with laughter to tell me, that "Pond Life" has now become so very appropriate.
Did he come out looking like a swamp monster? He could have drowned you know! Still bet it sobered him up a bit!
Hey you really cheered me up with the nearly drowned bit! I'll just call him swampy for a bit and keep slapping his sunburn
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...
Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...
Men - Know your place
The pub,at least until dinner is cooked
Boatraceface wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...
Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...
Men - Know your place
The pub,at least until dinner is cooked
Chained to the radiator is much better.:)
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...
Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...
Men - Know your place
I'm a bit dense at the moment, care to tell me where my place is???
:p
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Tell me something i don't know
For the love of GOD woman...the man just told you we were thick, so how are we supposed to come up with something YOU don't know...
Women, you can't live with them, and you can't kill them...
Men - Know your place
I'm a bit dense at the moment, care to tell me where my place is???
:p
See above - chained to the radiator!
Even Flow wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p
I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho
Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:
Even Flow wrote:
[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Nuts :p
I get it occasionally. Get FHM more often tho
Nuts is alright, FHM rocks, i love it me i do!
Is Jem short for Jerome?
