THE RANTING THREAD

Somebody at work has had kippers or mackerel for lunch and has made the kitchen very smelly. Due to the weather conditions, the smell has now creeped from the kitchen, down the corridor and is currently attacking my senses.

I hope i find out who it is...

(Please feel free to rant randomly on this thread.)

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

(Please feel free to rant randomly on this thread.)

It's been days now and Missy Jem still hasn't added her comments to the remix competition. Nor has her good-for-nothing boyfriend.

(Mine's the entry that smells of mackerel.)

I'm still waiting for my car to be repaired, despite being assured on Monday when I took it in that it would be done same day, if not definitely Tuesday... Just had a call to say it won't be ready today, but almost certainly tomorrow... Or maybe Friday...

SHEDi xxx

Gnu Odor wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

(Please feel free to rant randomly on this thread.)

It's been days now and Missy Jem still hasn't added her comments to the remix competition. Nor has her good-for-nothing boyfriend.

(Mine's the entry that smells of mackerel.)

Surely it smells of Gnus?

SHEDi xxx

Irish police are a shower of usless wankers

I really cant say more, as my post would take days to read

wankers

nuf said

The VAT man/woman.

Like it's their fucking money that you borrowed off them personally.

Like the fucking money would exist if I hadn't gone out and CREATED the services that lead to the fees that led to the generation of the VAT in the first place.

Officious little wankers who get a hard-on speaking to you like you're a retard because it makes up for the fucking miserable, unfulfilled lifes that they're doomed to as Civil Servants.

I take zero shite from them now. I just tell them if they burst my balls I'll fold the company and start up under a new company (same trading name) the next day. Done it before and I'll do it again. Just make sure you've got your assets protected.

Sermon over.

GlasVegas wrote: The VAT man/woman.

Like it's their fucking money that you borrowed off them personally.

Like the fucking money would exist if I hadn't gone out and CREATED the services that lead to the fees that led to the generation of the VAT in the first place.

Officious little wankers who get a hard-on speaking to you like you're a retard because it makes up for the fucking miserable, unfulfilled lifes that they're doomed to as Civil Servants.

I take zero shite from them now. I just tell them if they burst my balls I'll fold the company and start up under a new company (same trading name) the next day. Done it before and I'll do it again. Just make sure you've got your assets protected.

Sermon over.

How has my house become a tip between going to work this morning and getting home tonight

Maybe i just don't notice it in the morning because i'm not fully awake.

What is

Lawn on 4th July wrote: become a tip

?

I hate it when I'm not able to understand just everything in English

Mall Teaser wrote: What is

Lawn on 4th July wrote: become a tip

?

I hate it when I'm not able to understand just everything in English

a tip = a total mess

tip = neuredan

Like a rubbish tip. Where Johnny lives

maya, don't worry , i didn't understand what he meant.. I never heard that in my version of english.

A Diamond a Dozen wrote: tip = neuredan

Right. I hate how my apartment has become a tip too and what's even worse I hate the fact that I'll do absolutely nothing about it

Rant. Rant. Rant.

IT'S F*CKIN' P*SSING DOWN AGAIN.

And anyone who says, "We needed some rain for the garden / reservoirs", can F*CK RIGHT OFF.

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

Mall Teaser wrote: What is

Lawn on 4th July wrote: become a tip

?

I hate it when I'm not able to understand just everything in English

a tip = a total mess

PLANET ROCKET

GlasVegas wrote: The VAT man/woman.

Like it's their fucking money that you borrowed off them personally.

Like the fucking money would exist if I hadn't gone out and CREATED the services that lead to the fees that led to the generation of the VAT in the first place.

Officious little wankers who get a hard-on speaking to you like you're a retard because it makes up for the fucking miserable, unfulfilled lifes that they're doomed to as Civil Servants.

I take zero shite from them now. I just tell them if they burst my balls I'll fold the company and start up under a new company (same trading name) the next day. Done it before and I'll do it again. Just make sure you've got your assets protected.

Sermon over.

Classic. Couldn't agree more!

Mind you, the VATMAN isn't nearly as scary as Her Majesty's finest Civils at the Inland Revenue.............they're another bunch of over-educated twats as well........

Oh, and back to what I was going to say in the first place; should have had tomorrow off to sort out hols on Friday, and now I can't and have to go into work; not a happy bunny. I've got 4 suitcases strewn about the place, all half full, the washing that was on the line is soaked, I've just smudged my nail polish and now there's a car alarm going off.....................oh, and most importantly, the washing machine - of all times - has decided it won't spin........cracking!

Gnu Odor wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

(Please feel free to rant randomly on this thread.)

It's been days now and Missy Jem still hasn't added her comments to the remix competition. Nor has her good-for-nothing boyfriend.

(Mine's the entry that smells of mackerel.)

Listen Gnu, I can call you Gnu can't I? I don't have a sound card on my computer so to vote for the remix competition i would have to do so blind (or er deaf, so to speak). If you want me to make up votes, i will gladly. If you want me to vote for any in particular it will cost you money, English Pounds.

The NHS is shit - they fucked up one of my teeth years ago leaving me with a crown, now that is fucked and they won't sort it out to an expected reasonable standard leaving me with a £700 bill if I go ahead and get rid of my toothache.

Why can't a taxpaying person be entitled to one tiny little tooth implant - why why why??????

This is on top of having to pay for car repairs because on two seperate occasions some little scrote decided to reverse into my car at a time when I didn't have a no claims protection policy. Another sack load of money needed.

The world is full of little scrotes needing to be sorted out.

El Jarvo wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

Gnu Odor wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote:

(Please feel free to rant randomly on this thread.)

It's been days now and Missy Jem still hasn't added her comments to the remix competition. Nor has her good-for-nothing boyfriend.

(Mine's the entry that smells of mackerel.)

Listen Gnu, I can call you Gnu can't I? I don't have a sound card on my computer so to vote for the remix competition i would have to do so blind (or er deaf, so to speak). If you want me to make up votes, i will gladly. If you want me to vote for any in particular it will cost you money, English Pounds.

Aren't you gonna challenge the Wildebeest over calling your boyfriend 'good-for-nothing'.

I didn't know i had a boyfriend

El Jarvo wrote:

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: I didn't know i had a boyfriend

He can't be very good then?!

I'm full up but still fancy chocolate.

Why does chocolate have calories???? That's my whinge!

Smurfy wrote: I'm full up but still fancy chocolate.

Why does chocolate have calories???? That's my whinge!

magic mushies don't :p

I didn't understand tip either, and I don't understand VAP. Can someone fill me in on what the VAP is?

J.A.K wrote:

Smurfy wrote: I'm full up but still fancy chocolate.

Why does chocolate have calories???? That's my whinge!

magic mushies don't :p

Gonna post me some?

Now, the school over the road from work is having a barbeque, all I can smell is gorgeous BBQ and I want some, and a pint of bitter shandy (nobody said I was classy! ).

I don't ask for much.

Without wanting to bore you all with the details, my mother is a stupid, childish old madam who's an expert at taking liberties and throwing temper tantrums over trivial things.

That is all.

[magenta]Missy Jem[/magenta] wrote: Somebody at work has had kippers or mackerel for lunch and has made the kitchen very smelly. Due to the weather conditions, the smell has now creeped from the kitchen, down the corridor and is currently attacking my senses.

I hope i find out who it is...

(Please feel free to rant randomly on this thread.)

i know its strange on here answering the original post but ive been away in penzance!! and did some MACKERAL fishing.i got the biggest mac of all the boat..these sharks came close to our boat and i am sure they were after that actual mackeral i caught . the mackeral i caught was about ermmm maybe 6 ft long,although my girlfriend who was actually with me at the time of this AMAZING catch is disputing that length for some reason ?? .and yet the boat owner clearly shouted " o my god,what a whopper that is "