Lunatics

unless they get their tits out, hey White D.

then you'll shudder even more.

Tut

I was going to keep this within Aberdeen Order but, after the Summer pops gig, my mate got kidnapped by a bunch of lunatics in a car, dressed up as a goalkeeper (shinpads the lot!), and then dumped at a school playing field. He never got beaten or robbed, and they even told him where the nearest taxi rank was. The kit was still lying on our hotel room floor in the morning when we got up.

He'll probably read this now.

That is quite mad. I wouldn't mind but it would hardly be cheap to dress him in that outfit!

White Diamond wrote: My mate was in a taxi the other week, on the way to my house as it happens, and the driver tried to convince him to go back to her house for a shag. She was drinking Red Stripe. She even switched the meter off and drove around the block a bit to give him a bot of time to think about her offer!

I hope his wife never found out :D

...have taken over the asylum.

i`ll get my coat!

while taking the subway from manhattan to queens i was sitting across from this homeless man who looked like uncle remus. he kept reaching into his pants, pulling his hand out and brushing something from his hand onto the floor. and this was a long train ride.

AgentWood wrote: while taking the subway from manhattan to queens i was sitting across from this homeless man who looked like uncle remus. he kept reaching into his pants, pulling his hand out and brushing something from his hand onto the floor. and this was a long train ride.

What, you have a problem with personal hygiene?