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Do You Know Your State's Motto???
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Corby : Have a drink and a fight - You know it makes sense. Kettering : Shag a sheep - Everyone else here is.
Shug wrote: Kettering : Shag a sheep - Everyone else here is.
They nicked that from Angus! :D
...happy b-day Alistair...
...did yer make yourself a present, buying a bunch of Crystal promo CD Singles these days, eh ?... 
Québec is Je me souviens, which means "I remember".
Ontario is Yours To Discover if I remember well.
Can't say about the other provinces really...
EDIT: Er... this is a joke thread 
I'll get my coat ;)
The Saviour wrote: ...happy b-day Alistair...
...did yer make yourself a present, buying a bunch of Crystal promo CD Singles these days, eh ?...
Thanks Saviour :)
How did you know I was after Crystal Promo CDs?!? :p
Didn't get the 8 track CDR I wanted as a pressie though 
...only recognized, that you use your old NOOL nick on e-bay; btw. was it worth it the money you spent ?...
Serbia to Tokyo 
Serbia like Nokia, more like (each year a new model and it's getting smaller)
Don't forget the none-states that also make up the US
Puerto Rico: Chupacabaras Demand Statehood...and Rabbit Blood
Washington, DC: No, it doesn't stand for Dick Cheney (just don't tell him that)
what about new zealand... it would be 'sweet as brother' or 'hows it' or when refering to a woman one would say 'ohhh that sheila' our motto is a smile, especially in these parts
krisna wrote: what about new zealand... it would be 'sweet as brother' or 'hows it' or when refering to a woman one would say 'ohhh that sheila' our motto is a smile, especially in these parts
...NZ motto these days ? - 'yes I'm the minister of foreign affairs, but no, I'm not member of the governement, but yes I'm the minister of..., but no I'm not a member of..., but yes..., but no..., but yes..., but no...' 
Well it's a province not a state, but contenders would be.
"Fuck ye!" "yer ma!" "I'll nack yer ballic in" "Do you know who my da is, I'll have ye shat!"
Cambridge - More than just the University, but not much more...
...or words to that effect...
Snorri xxx
Doctor? wrote: Well it's a province not a state, but contenders would be.
"Fuck ye!" "yer ma!" "I'll nack yer ballic in" "Do you know who my da is, I'll have ye shat!"
The motto for the Divis area is:
'Welcome to Divis. Your phone will be stolen in 5 seconds.'
THE SAVIOUR what ya gallaying onn bout now yur freakin gallah!
we have an awesome nuclear free policy-so theeeeere maayyte.
...for sure - a beautiful country, I was there four times in my life, and it's indeed nuclear free (as long as Aunt Helen is on top) - good one... 
...btw., are the babies murderer from South-AKL (Manukau?) arrested finally ?...
Should be something like
'here look at all our grass, now leave your money & go'
or
'we hate the Brits so much, we copy everything they do'
although, in the last 2 years, I think it's become
'160,000 Polish migrants can't be wrong' (not slagging Poles BTW - each one I've met has been really nice, & the ladies all seem to be 'fine things')
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Should be something like
'here look at all our grass, now leave your money & go'
or
'we hate the Brits so much, we copy everything they do'
although, in the last 2 years, I think it's become
'160,000 Polish migrants can't be wrong' (not slagging Poles BTW - each one I've met has been really nice, & the ladies all seem to be 'fine things')
I think I've heard that the job market is so booming in Ireland that they've been trying to attract immigrants, hence all the Poles. Any need for a 30 somthing mechanical engineer with middling skills?
four times...im impressed little mouse. how long were you here? did you see the dreamy beaches ooooohhhh yeeaah,forest/bush...ahhh the smell of freedom!
no arrests yet. i does my head in -people killing their children. stop killing children you freakin neanderthals
...each time I was a month in NZ... ...mostly being invited from private people, to stay in their houses (best thing ever was to be re-invited from them)... ...I was showed of more places, than a normal tourist ever could be, 'cause of not knowing it...
...all in all a great experience, and of course I'll come back (maybe in 2007)...
great .i love this country.
good place to swim , walk around.friendly people. i think the rest of the world is just as beautiful though,whats your location like? very curious i am. i have no idea what its like where you live, (hills-trees?? mountain ,water)
its a very sunny day at the moment,,very blissful
ahhhh 
Shellshocker wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Should be something like
'here look at all our grass, now leave your money & go'
or
'we hate the Brits so much, we copy everything they do'
although, in the last 2 years, I think it's become
'160,000 Polish migrants can't be wrong' (not slagging Poles BTW - each one I've met has been really nice, & the ladies all seem to be 'fine things')
I think I've heard that the job market is so booming in Ireland that they've been trying to attract immigrants, hence all the Poles. Any need for a 30 somthing mechanical engineer with middling skills?
Actually, the answer is probably YES
...well Kristi, I was born, and I grow up in a small village in the austrian alps, with many mountains around up 3000 meters high...
...as you can imagine that I loved the westside of the south Island (Franz Josef and Fox area)...
...now I live in the capital city of my home country, Vienna, it has a 'green belt' around the city so we have relaxing zones not far of the city center...
Belvedere Castle almost in the middle of town !
cheers, The Saviour.
Shellshocker wrote: I thought Connecticut's motto was "the middle C is silent"
I've never noticed it before. But I, as we have established earlier, am shit at spelling.
