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I just love birds who can do me a nice cup of tea.

(and also change me bed sheets on a Sunday mornin).

:laugh:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote: I'm a feminist too. But I also love the sight of tits.

:clap: :lol: :clap:

About time the Churchy we all know and love is back with us. Well done.

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Congratulations on the choice of avatar John..... :food: nuff said.

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J.A.K wrote: I just love birds who can do me a nice cup of tea.

(and also change me bed sheets on a Sunday mornin).

:laugh:

You forgot about dirtying up the sheets on Saturday night. :lol:

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Well, I think the avator might just point out that John Sludden is probably suffering some sort of severe pre-midlife-crisis. And I think we should all pity him for that!

(and pray he doesn't feel the unresistable urge to share these problems with us again!) :nonono:

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erm, yeah, John is suffering a crisis...

what the hell is up with these women???

It's a bird, in a Celtic shirt...end of...

now get over it...

of course, if it was a 'gers shirt, I'd be having a fit!!!

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What's an avator? Some sort of alien from Star Trek?

Certain "wimmin" on NOOL have been infected with Millie Tant-itis lately!

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I did not for one single second find John's avatar offensive. Don't know what the hell's gotten into other women on this site tho... What about Round $ Round video then? Bet they think of it as a true piece of art just cause it's New Order, which is slightly hypocritical if you ask me...

Wish there were more cool chicks like me :evil4:

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: I did not for one single second find John's avatar offensive. Don't know what the hell's gotten into other women on this site tho... What about Round $ Round video then? Bet they think of it as a true piece of art just it's cause New Order, which is slightly hypocritical if you ask me...

Wish there were more cool chicks like me :evil4:

Me too!! :clap:

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[brown]Ally[/brown] wrote: What's an avator? Some sort of alien from Star Trek?

Certain "wimmin" on NOOL have been infected with Millie Tant-itis lately!

:abovelol:

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Wish there were more cool chicks like me :evil4:

you think you are COOL???

you're cooler than cool...

you're ICE COLD!!!

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Wish there were more cool chicks like me :evil4:

you think you are COOL???

you're cooler than cool...

you're ICE COLD!!!

I'm offended by this remark :evil4:

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shut it, beyotch!!!

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in case someone got me wrong; i'm not offended at all by john's avatar.. just can't get enough of this male-female "discussions". In fact I might be the greatest sexist of all, living under the assumption that the majority of the male population is only good for one thing. (which isn't money)

(or making cups of tea)

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Wish there were more cool chicks like me :evil4:

you think you are COOL???

you're cooler than cool...

you're ICE COLD!!!

I'm offended by this remark :evil4:

Ice cold too warm and fluffy for you, M? :evil4:

Snorri xxx

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Someone like you wrote: in case someone got me wrong; i'm not offended at all by john's avatar.. just can't get enough of this male-female "discussions". In fact I might be the greatest sexist of all, living under the assumption that the majority of the male population is only good for one thing. (which isn't money)

(or making cups of tea)

You're my kind of bird. :wink: :thumb: You mean I don't even have to fix your car?

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of course that depends on how good you are at that one and only thing. I mean, you have to make the most of everyone's skills, don't you, otherwise so many men will be completely useless I'm afraid.

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Someone like you wrote:

the majority of the male population is only good for one thing. (which isn't money)

(or making cups of tea)

um, squeezing the tube in the middle?? :lol:

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now that's a sexist remark!!

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Someone like you wrote: of course that depends on how good you are at that one and only thing. I mean, you have to make the most of everyone's skills, don't you, otherwise so many men will be completely useless I'm afraid.

Well, it's a good thing you chicks haven't figured out how to procreate without our help!

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Shellshocker wrote:

Someone like you wrote: of course that depends on how good you are at that one and only thing. I mean, you have to make the most of everyone's skills, don't you, otherwise so many men will be completely useless I'm afraid.

Well, it's a good thing you chicks haven't figured out how to procreate without our help!

oh, you call that helping these days?? Didn't get much help from a certain male person being around when I was giving birth years ago. (You men have a tendency to always pick the easiest jobs, eh?)

Just proves that I wasn't far of the mark when I said you were only good for..... oh, well: bedtime! Must go. Happy dreams, shellshocker..

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Shellshocker wrote:

Someone like you wrote: in case someone got me wrong; i'm not offended at all by john's avatar.. (or making cups of tea)

You mean I don't even have to fix your car?

not sure what there is to be offended by. Ladies get whistled at when passing construction sites and that sort. Something would be very wrong in the State of Texas if it wasn't the case. Some people are very sexy. Different tastes. not necessarily translated from simple looks. Fitness.

Tea would be nice though.
EDIT TEXAS- JEFF. no, nothing is wrong in the State of Texas. But there might be if good looking Ladies weren't whistled at..

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hey, what's with the rip on the state of Texas???

If the rest of Texas were like Austin, it would be a much better state!!!

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hibster wrote: john - did you know that the underboob (technical term!) is considered a no go these days & has been banned from advertising?

there was an article about it in the observer on sunday :nod:

ridiculous eh?

Geri thinks underboob sells. :evil4:

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Someone like you wrote:

Shellshocker wrote:

Someone like you wrote: of course that depends on how good you are at that one and only thing. I mean, you have to make the most of everyone's skills, don't you, otherwise so many men will be completely useless I'm afraid.

Well, it's a good thing you chicks haven't figured out how to procreate without our help!

oh, you call that helping these days?? Didn't get much help from a certain male person being around when I was giving birth years ago. (You men have a tendency to always pick the easiest jobs, eh?)

Just proves that I wasn't far of the mark when I said you were only good for..... oh, well: bedtime! Must go. Happy dreams, shellshocker..

Thanks, SLY. My dreams were happy. I dreamt of "helping" with giving birth...well, the part about making them, anyway. :wink:

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frankly i'm beginning to get offended by the pope's avatar,or seeining atomic boy on every second page here. :D

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forget about tits. we need more john thomases on this site!

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AgentWood wrote: forget about tits. we need more john thomases on this site!

We have a James Thomas. Close enough?

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

AgentWood wrote: forget about tits. we need more john thomases on this site!

We have a James Thomas. Close enough?

not unless james thomas unveils his john thomas.

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There's a subtle difference between posting pics of professional actors/models/etc from the internet and posting pics of ourselves in undress.

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