Lyric changes

Can anyone think of any suitable/unsuitable lyric changes I can throw into tomorrow's set in Glasgow?

I was gonna introduce us as "a Big Country tribute band called Big Cunt", and then change the lyric in Blue Monday to "I see a twat in a shellsuit". Something about A.H. Wilson maybe?

if you do turn somting like

I'm sitting here alone at night My sleepless eyes are open wide What the fook you want me to say What we had has gone away

would be an apt barneyism.

How does it feel When your mum has caught you wanking? When you place your hands upon me And leave me some sticky goo.

answer me why won't you answer me. i CAN recall the day when i last battered you.

(to A Wilson)

now you don't get a bruise like that for nothing.

blah-di-blah

atmosphere, i love a party with an atmosphere....

"When i was a very small boy Michael Jackson played with me"WHOOPS seem to remember hearing that once before

So, I thought this cannot be There's Tony Wilson here with me If I said he’s a business man You never will believe it I know you and you know me And we're as happy as we can be I know where this world belongs It don't mean much to me

Just like the ocean or the sea Just like the blood that burns in me His ego burns as brightly As the flame killed our Factory

Or something like that

Speaking of Tony Wilson..My cousin,who is a really lovely girl without a bad word for anyone normally, met up for dinner with him recently,as part of a team responsible for the promotion of Manchester.She said he is a cock,who credits himself entirely with the success of the Manchester music scene...But then according to her, the people she works for are trying to move the City away from the whole Hacienda thing,and she seems conditioned as such...

From interviews and his portrayal in 24hr PP I find the man strangely endearing,and interesting...and You'd have to say he had a massive influence..

Tim, try BLT

Every time i think of you I feel sick right through at the thought of you It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find You being a cunt, with a big fat behind There's no sense in telling me You're more intellectual than me But that's the way that it goes And it's what nbody knows While every day my resentment grows Every time I hear you talking I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll shut the fuck up and go away

I feel fine and I feel good I'm feeling like I never should Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday I'm not sure where you've been I don't think you're what you seem I do admit to myself That if I hurt someone else Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be Every time I see you talking I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll shut the fuck up and go away

... and if you really wanted to emphasise a point;

'State of the Nation' has the same number of syllables as 'F**k Tony Wilson'

You can walk, or you can run You don't have to be someone A lifetime of smarm and schmooze Build an empire, read the news My brother said that he was dead I saw his face and shook my head Can you see where we can be he's over there just look and see

So 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' That's holding our salvation Yes, it's 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' That's holding our salvation Oh, 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' He's causing deprivation Oh, 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' He's causing death inflation

If you fancy a court case, how about "When I was a very small boy, Tony Wilson played with me"?

Snorri xxx

I didn't mention him in the end! All I tweaked was Blue Monday a bit, and one line of Sunrise.

James Thomas wrote: ... and if you really wanted to emphasise a point;

'State of the Nation' has the same number of syllables as 'F**k Tony Wilson'

You can walk, or you can run You don't have to be someone A lifetime of smarm and schmooze Build an empire, read the news My brother said that he was dead I saw his face and shook my head Can you see where we can be he's over there just look and see

So 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' That's holding our salvation Yes, it's 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' That's holding our salvation Oh, 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' He's causing deprivation Oh, 'F**k Tony Wilson', 'F**k Tony Wilson' He's causing death inflation

Can you get MR WILSON to give it an official FAC number?

play something from the still album, like one of the first 8 tracks....