I find myself secretly quite liking that "Smile" single (decent pop song, least it's got a melody) but really can't make up my mind about her either way.
The fake mockernee accent gets a bit grating!
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Lily Allen: Talentless mouthy cow or not?
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i'm beginning to get a bit sick of her. i had a good parody of her, but i can't think of it right now.
I'm ultra observant about stuff.
(as you all know 
)
So...I noticed that when she was sitting on the couch on Soccer AM, she's got these really massive chunky legs, esp round the shins and ankles.
So, if anyone ever spots her in a short dress or mini, then let us know. Coz it will never ever ever happen.
J.A.K wrote: So...I noticed that when she was sitting on the couch on Soccer AM, she's got these really massive chunky legs, esp round the shins and ankles.
Ahhhh, so that's why she's always in long "flowing" dresses
I think she's quite good, nice voice, good image. While her music isn't exactly my cup of tea, I do think it's catchy and I like her style of singing.
She was on Radio 2 the other day saying she plans to change her sound completely for her next album, while the first is slightly ska sounding the next will be a totally different style of music.
Ally wrote:
J.A.K wrote: So...I noticed that when she was sitting on the couch on Soccer AM, she's got these really massive chunky legs, esp round the shins and ankles.
Ahhhh, so that's why she's always in long "flowing" dresses
Ahhhh
'kinell Ste.
shove some of that anti-wrinkle anti-ageing cream thru the screen towards me please mate. I'm begging you.
I know it looks like you've been airbrushed. You have no stubble, no spots, no wrinkles!!! Either you're perfect or you're an alien!
Great passport photo though, mine is horrendous!!
J.A.K wrote: 'kinell Ste.
shove some of that anti-wrinkle anti-ageing cream thru the screen towards me please mate. I'm begging you.
Has steveOne got his own Kraftwerk doppleganger? 
I don't actually know the first thing about Lilly Allen. Must've heard her on the radio but wouldn't have known it was actually her. She's actually a drinking buddy of the French lad I sit opposite at work. They go down the Groucho, dontchakno.
Ok then. What exaclty is Keith Allen talented at?
As for Lily. Well, she annoys the shit out of me. Not thats particularly hard to do mind.
leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.
lighten up.
what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?
Uncle Liam wrote: Ok then. What exaclty is Keith Allen talented at?
What, you never heard Vindaloo? 
In fairness, he did write the likes of the Yob and the Bullshitters.
This time next year,everyone will be saying Lily WHO.And a good thing if you ask me.Talentless mouthy cow.
Missy Jem wrote: I know it looks like you've been airbrushed. You have no stubble, no spots, no wrinkles!!! Either you're perfect or you're an alien!
Great passport photo though, mine is horrendous!!
Sorry to disappoint you Jem,but the photo isnt me! Infact he doesnt exist,its a computer generated image of "the perfect male twentysomething".
I didnt actually think anyone would think it was me,that wasnt my intention! Although i did think you looked like Mr.T...
steveone wrote:
I didn
t actually think anyone would think it was me,that wasnt my intention! Although i did think you looked like Mr.T...
I do look like Mr T. Why? Is that a bad thing?
steveone wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I know it looks like you've been airbrushed. You have no stubble, no spots, no wrinkles!!! Either you're perfect or you're an alien!
Great passport photo though, mine is horrendous!!
Sorry to disappoint you Jem,but the photo isn
t me! Infact he doesnt exist,its a computer generated image of "the perfect male twentysomething".I didn
t actually think anyone would think it was me,that wasnt my intention! Although i did think you looked like Mr.T...
oic!!!
J.A.K wrote:
leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.
lighten up.
what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?
I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.
leather_girl wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.
lighten up.
what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?
I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.
this Johnny does Jazz you know.
ring me.
we'll talk!!
I've met her pappy and he's a really nice bloke - bit of a live wire though...
I really like Lilly too - love that narrative style of singing and think she comes across as a really genuine kid.
Can't see myself dashing out and actually buying any of her rekkids, but she makes a nice change to the rest of the pop slebs I see.
So it's just one Biggy Allen Family love-in!
I thought she'd be a one-trick horse,but I've heard the album.She's not bad.LDN is brilliant. "I'm riding on my bike because the filth took away my licence.." Yeah she's gobby though.I think she was wrong about Madonna,she's as relevant now as she was in the 80's.And she'll be around a lot longer than Lily,I don't doubt.
leather_girl wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.
lighten up.
what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?
I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.
So you never listened to and tried to dress like Puffy?
I went to the festival Cardiff Calling last month. Great Line up: Hooky on the DJ with Graham Parks Bez doing an MC Echo & the Bunnymen A Stone Roses tribute (cant remember which one) Snow Patrol Badly Drawn Boy
oh yes and Lily Allen
Guess which one was shite?
darran clarke wrote: I went to the festival Cardiff Calling last month. Great Line up: Hooky on the DJ with Graham Parks Bez doing an MC Echo & the Bunnymen A Stone Roses tribute (cant remember which one) Snow Patrol Badly Drawn Boy
oh yes and Lily Allen
Guess which one was shite?
steveone wrote:
darran clarke wrote: I went to the festival Cardiff Calling last month. Great Line up: Hooky on the DJ with Graham Parks Bez doing an MC Echo & the Bunnymen A Stone Roses tribute (cant remember which one) Snow Patrol Badly Drawn Boy
oh yes and Lily Allen
Guess which one was shite?
It has to be Snow Patrol.
I actually quite like Miss Allen. I wouldnt buy her records but they are cheerful, and surprisingly incisive lyrics. Rhyming 'Tesco' with 'Al Fresco' is amusingly brave.
Burt Reynolds wrote: It has to be Snow Patrol.
I was about to say, I know nowt about Ms Allen.
But I already know Snow Patrol, Badly Drawn Boy and Bez trying to be an MC would be utter shite. Although the last is shite in a kind of 'ah, bless' manner.
i totally loved "Smile" as soon as I heard it. Not too sure abouther album though, all a wee bit samey, although I did like the strange track about her wee bro. More than anything because of the counterpoint of the sort of nursery rhyme music and stompy JD style drums.
the LNDN (or however you spell it) song is ok, but that damn smile song was played ad nauseam when i was in england and i'm goddamn sick of it.
Uncle Liam wrote: Would you shag her Col?
I think she'd be the type of burd that shags you rather than the other way round. A rare species but most agreeable when you do happen upon one.
Uncle Liam wrote: Ok then. What exaclty is Keith Allen talented at?
As for Lily. Well, she annoys the shit out of me. Not thats particularly hard to do mind.
is that the guy WHO made lot's of money ££££ doing
VINDALOOOOOO. I would call him an opportunist. BUTT if he's the guy with the green bird shitting down his wrist, what can you say"LEG END".
isaac wrote: This time next year,everyone will be saying Lily WHO.And a good thing if you ask me.Talentless mouthy cow.
OHHHH... HAND BAGS.. THE SPAMSTER THINK'S SHE QUITE GOOD FOR A WHITE GIRL MAN! AVE YOU HEARD ER NEW ONE ? PRRRITYY GOOD DUDE. I LIKE THE LADY'S TONE'S .
C U LATER MR ISACCA HAYES
EdelBrock wrote:
leather_girl wrote:
J.A.K wrote:
leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.
lighten up.
what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?
I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.
So you never listened to and tried to dress like Puffy?
No. Puffy aren't the only female celebrities in Japan, and I don't dress like that. Just like so, not all Americans dress like cowboys and George Bush, right?
