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Lily Allen: Talentless mouthy cow or not?

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I find myself secretly quite liking that "Smile" single (decent pop song, least it's got a melody) but really can't make up my mind about her either way.

The fake mockernee accent gets a bit grating!

Discuss.

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i'm beginning to get a bit sick of her. i had a good parody of her, but i can't think of it right now.

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I'm ultra observant about stuff.

(as you all know :laugh: )

So...I noticed that when she was sitting on the couch on Soccer AM, she's got these really massive chunky legs, esp round the shins and ankles.

So, if anyone ever spots her in a short dress or mini, then let us know. Coz it will never ever ever happen.

:nod: :evil4:

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J.A.K wrote: So...I noticed that when she was sitting on the couch on Soccer AM, she's got these really massive chunky legs, esp round the shins and ankles.

Ahhhh, so that's why she's always in long "flowing" dresses :nod:

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She's a bit like her old man, a talentless gobshite!

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I think she's quite good, nice voice, good image. While her music isn't exactly my cup of tea, I do think it's catchy and I like her style of singing.

She was on Radio 2 the other day saying she plans to change her sound completely for her next album, while the first is slightly ska sounding the next will be a totally different style of music.

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Ally wrote:

J.A.K wrote: So...I noticed that when she was sitting on the couch on Soccer AM, she's got these really massive chunky legs, esp round the shins and ankles.

Ahhhh, so that's why she's always in long "flowing" dresses :nod:

Ahhhh :nod:

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Talented? No. Talent? Maybe,but not for me! :nonono:

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'kinell Ste.

shove some of that anti-wrinkle anti-ageing cream thru the screen towards me please mate. I'm begging you.

:laugh:

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I know it looks like you've been airbrushed. You have no stubble, no spots, no wrinkles!!! Either you're perfect or you're an alien!

Great passport photo though, mine is horrendous!!

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J.A.K wrote: 'kinell Ste.

shove some of that anti-wrinkle anti-ageing cream thru the screen towards me please mate. I'm begging you.

:laugh:

Has steveOne got his own Kraftwerk doppleganger? :eek:

I don't actually know the first thing about Lilly Allen. Must've heard her on the radio but wouldn't have known it was actually her. She's actually a drinking buddy of the French lad I sit opposite at work. They go down the Groucho, dontchakno.

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I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.

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Ok then. What exaclty is Keith Allen talented at?

As for Lily. Well, she annoys the shit out of me. Not thats particularly hard to do mind.

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leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.

lighten up.

what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?

:love:

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I actually didn't know she was Keith Allen's daughter! I thought you were being funny Tim!

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Uncle Liam wrote: Ok then. What exaclty is Keith Allen talented at?

What, you never heard Vindaloo? :eek3:

In fairness, he did write the likes of the Yob and the Bullshitters.

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I hate the wee bitch but her songs are really catchy :uhoh:

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This time next year,everyone will be saying Lily WHO.And a good thing if you ask me.Talentless mouthy cow.

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Missy Jem wrote: I know it looks like you've been airbrushed. You have no stubble, no spots, no wrinkles!!! Either you're perfect or you're an alien!

Great passport photo though, mine is horrendous!!

Sorry to disappoint you Jem,but the photo isnt me! Infact he doesnt exist,its a computer generated image of "the perfect male twentysomething".

I didnt actually think anyone would think it was me,that wasnt my intention! Although i did think you looked like Mr.T...

:evil4:

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steveone wrote:

I didnt actually think anyone would think it was me,that wasnt my intention! Although i did think you looked like Mr.T...

:evil4:

I do look like Mr T. Why? Is that a bad thing?

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Just looked in your profile,:bow:

The Mr.T look was so last month anyway!

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steveone wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I know it looks like you've been airbrushed. You have no stubble, no spots, no wrinkles!!! Either you're perfect or you're an alien!

Great passport photo though, mine is horrendous!!

Sorry to disappoint you Jem,but the photo isnt me! Infact he doesnt exist,its a computer generated image of "the perfect male twentysomething".

I didnt actually think anyone would think it was me,that wasnt my intention! Although i did think you looked like Mr.T...

:evil4:

oic!!!

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J.A.K wrote:

leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.

lighten up.

what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?

:love:

I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.

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leather_girl wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.

lighten up.

what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?

:love:

I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.

this Johnny does Jazz you know. ring me. we'll talk!! :shades:

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I've met her pappy and he's a really nice bloke - bit of a live wire though...

I really like Lilly too - love that narrative style of singing and think she comes across as a really genuine kid.

Can't see myself dashing out and actually buying any of her rekkids, but she makes a nice change to the rest of the pop slebs I see.

So it's just one Biggy Allen Family love-in!

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Would you shag her Col?

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Throwaway pop, but enjoyable.

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Good question, Liam.

I'll have to think about that one and let you know.

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I thought she'd be a one-trick horse,but I've heard the album.She's not bad.LDN is brilliant. "I'm riding on my bike because the filth took away my licence.." Yeah she's gobby though.I think she was wrong about Madonna,she's as relevant now as she was in the 80's.And she'll be around a lot longer than Lily,I don't doubt.

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leather_girl wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

leather_girl wrote: I think her father Keith Allen is talented, but I've no interest in teen-pop singers.

lighten up.

what about all those hunky punky boy bands from Nagasaki. you must fantasise about some of them?

:love:

I don't really listen to J-Pop (Japanese pop music.) I like New Order, and I love jazz.

So you never listened to and tried to dress like Puffy?

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