Is there a Dr in the forum, I've broke my party bone

Diamond White wrote: It's a number of years since I have been sick on my own shoes, madam.

You're not as hardcore as me or you would have

currently consuming Absinth. tell you all later how i go.

Missy Jem wrote:

Diamond White wrote: Dr Diamond recommends moderation at all times for an excellent time every time.

And if you believe that Dr Diamond practices what he preaches...

he made sure we had a 3 course breakfast for our trip from the 'deen to Bournemouth. And I felt great

Steve, you didn't look great just before you left, but you don't need me to tell you that. Everyone starts to fail sometimes, but you just need to know where to get inspiration from sometimes..........and it aint a doctor

NOOLigan wrote: currently consuming Absinth. tell you all later how i go.

From beyond the grave Ron

I now have a big problem about where to get leathered,since suddenly without warning my favourite boozer where I am most comfortable has closed down without warning,after not paying it's bills.The landlady also ripped out a new 27K kitchen and sold it for 3K and has done a runner..We should have clicked on,when we were in there last week and they had no draught,so instead of my usual Guiness draught I had to drink tinned piss!And now she's gone RIP Hydro 11/10/06..What will I do now?:(

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: currently consuming Absinth. tell you all later how i go.

From beyond the grave Ron

I now have a big problem about where to get leathered,since suddenly without warning my favourite boozer where I am most comfortable has closed down without warning,after not paying it's bills.The landlady also ripped out a new 27K kitchen and sold it for 3K and has done a runner..We should have clicked on,when we were in there last week and they had no draught,so instead of my usual Guiness draught I had to drink tinned piss!And now she's gone RIP Hydro 11/10/06..What will I do now?:(

drink Absinth.

violaine wrote: what are the symptoms of an alcohol allergy?

Totally different to the signs of being pissed or having had too much the night before. Serious stomach cramps, liquid shite for 24 hours or longer, palpitations and flu-like symptoms. I've been drinking long enough to know the difference between a hangover and something that starts during the drinking, after only two pints!

still heeere......

Missy Jem wrote:

steveone wrote: I usually find if im out and start feeling the strain of the night,going to toilet and making myself vomit does the trick (although make sure the boozer has a machine with those throw away toothbrush kits that you chew!).

(Worked for me on Sunday night... 3 times)

Also,pace yourself-dont go out and be hitting the JD & coke,or vodka and orange at 6pm! Have a few beers to warm up.

(Agreed, a marathon, not a sprint)

Remember when someone asks you what you want to drink,you can always pass!

(Bollocks)

haha I'm allergic to beers. I guess that's why I'm always passed out by 10.

Thanks folks, much sense talked (not sure by WHOM exactly, but I'm sure there was sense up there).

There seems to be a distinctly lahndahn school of medicine advocated by Al and Bonz, involving getting too bangled to care, it has many merrits ;)

I think I will make an effort to force feed myself on the "road to wembley", as maybe having some fuel in the tank will help.

And I think I may be angling for the same appalling condition Tim describes.....last time I got proper drunk, I had a 3 days hangover. YOUNG'UNS, see your future, mock now with your "I don't get hangovers" nonsense....your day will come surely my friends. Supposed to be out on my mate's stag do 2n....dinner, band, and all night dancing. A fiver says I'm home by 10pm.

I'd claim to be a poof, but pooves can party like no straight person can, so it would be a poor claim.

Cambo's lost his Mojo!

Let's help him find it

My point, admittedly lost in the mire, was that you should attempt to ignore this desire to lie down and, as my mate Tony would say, dance it off.

Have a few pints, get into it, try to ignore the fact that you're ears seem to be falling off.

Remember the instructions for flying in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The secret is to forget that you are about to hit the floor with a massive thud so well that you actually forget to do so.

I do know what I'm talking about: If there's one thing I am good at it's staying up past my bedtime. I have also, on occasions, been known to think I can fly.

Good luck

Well the first half of NO's et I certainly danced it off, but the fucker caught up with me :(

Then of course I was post-gig-excited...really, music does fucked up things to me, I actually doubt I should be medically allowed to be exposed to New Order.

I have been soul searching over this, and at the end of the day, even if I spend 5 days in the Hotel Purgatory, in a knackered unsleeping condition......it'll still be worth it as long as Barney calls us names and Hooky's bass is too loud :D

I should probably experiment with the fatal dose of Red Bull too, although caffeine is such an indelicate solution, tending to hang round long past it's welcome.

PS, even tho i was staying in a hotel which provided sch things, I still had a towell in my bag ;) And had anyone asked at the airport, I was fully prepared with "listen, it's a tough universe out there........."