my mates brother once let this girls tyre down in a car park outside a club. (he'd fancied her for ages) then when she came out (and despaired), he offered to help her put the spare on. he's still with her now.
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Would you ever give someone you met online "the business" as it were?
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no way!!! 5 (22%)
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probably, but the opportunity hasn't presented itself. 11 (48%)
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J.A.K wrote: my mates brother once let this girls tyre down in a car park outside a club. (he'd fancied her for ages) then when she came out (and despaired), he offered to help her put the spare on. he's still with her now.
I dont know whether he's a genius or an idiot...?
Diamond White wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: Actually, on this subject, I saw a documentary about sex addicts who go online to find "dates".
I think the phrase "whatever floats your boat" comes to mind...
Was I on it?
And BRF, yes they fucking do
Even the vulnrable Emo ones?
It all sounds like a piece off piss now.What happened to the thrill of the chase?
Diamond White wrote:
Shed Peel wrote: Actually, on this subject, I saw a documentary about sex addicts who go online to find "dates".
I think the phrase "whatever floats your boat" comes to mind...
Was I on it?
I thought someone looked familiar.... 
Shed Peel wrote:
Minx wrote:
Of course......
How else do you expect me to pay my bills
Oh my....
Shall that be check or charge?
Don't worry Emma.... yours was on the house
I used to be with a girl from Zagreb until I dumped her in June. We met on the Q site forums and she also is a member here.
Sadly, she never made it over here and after 3 years of promises and lies, I'd had enough. She actually made out she had been in london since Nov 2005 so quite why she couldn't have seen me, I'll never know. Unless, of course, she was never there and was lying through her teeth 
steveone wrote:
J.A.K wrote: my mates brother once let this girls tyre down in a car park outside a club. (he'd fancied her for ages) then when she came out (and despaired), he offered to help her put the spare on. he's still with her now.
I dont know whether he's a genius or an idiot...?
Genius! 
And possibly a bit of a stalker... 
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: SEX RELIEF:
In a near future there will be sex booths everywhere - you feel an urge for sex - here's a booth where you're a few buttons away from the greatest sexual euphoria: a wire to touch your genitalia and a wire to touch your heart or brain. All possible fantasies will come true in your mind. After you're done - go on shopping or pick a kid from school. Such booths must be everywhere and they must excel a real poor sex act between two exhausted gray bodies.
I've heard of those Sex Booths. Mate of mine went in one.This bloke was coming out of it. "What does this do mate?"
This bloke sez,"Aww you wanna try this...it can do whatever a woman can do all for two quid!"
Fecking hell he though,I'll have a bit of that. Goes in the booth,puts his money in the slot.Sees this low level "hole" in the facing wall.So he shoved his dick in it. Took a couple of minutes to kick in,but when it did,he got this awful pain in his knob so he pulled it out. And blow me....there was a button sewn on the end of his knob!
Monty Does Dallas wrote:
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: SEX RELIEF:
In a near future there will be sex booths everywhere - you feel an urge for sex - here's a booth where you're a few buttons away from the greatest sexual euphoria: a wire to touch your genitalia and a wire to touch your heart or brain. All possible fantasies will come true in your mind. After you're done - go on shopping or pick a kid from school. Such booths must be everywhere and they must excel a real poor sex act between two exhausted gray bodies.
I've heard of those Sex Booths. Mate of mine went in one.This bloke was coming out of it. "What does this do mate?"
This bloke sez,"Aww you wanna try this...it can do whatever a woman can do all for two quid!"
Fecking hell he though,I'll have a bit of that. Goes in the booth,puts his money in the slot.Sees this low level "hole" in the facing wall.So he shoved his dick in it. Took a couple of minutes to kick in,but when it did,he got this awful pain in his knob so he pulled it out. And blow me....there was a button sewn on the end of his knob!
Speaking of holes in walls, how's this for some creative writing (by a friend of mine): old glory
Minx wrote:
Shed Peel wrote:
Minx wrote:
Of course......
How else do you expect me to pay my bills
Oh my....
Shall that be check or charge?
Don't worry Emma.... yours was on the house
