Online pick ups

inspired by stories from this weekend

Not before meeting her in person.

Used to on a regular basis.....then my life took a massive turn for the better when I met (at work, not online) the woman who became my wife.

I didn't mean it.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I didn't mean it.

who said I was talking about YOU!!!

:p

the albino bird standing in the shadows then?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Who said it was a bird?

a dalmation, minus spots?

Diamond White wrote: Not before meeting her in person.

You stole my line!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now technically you can't see my tongue! I still think you're lying! Anyway I was drunk, you took advantage!

I thought it said One line pick ups.

El Jarvo wrote: Isn't everyone shagging everyone else here?

I had no idea!!!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I always try, I always miss...

sad...ain't it???

Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Diamond White wrote: Not before meeting her in person.

You stole my line!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good lord. Looks like something from a George Romero movie. Which one is getting bitten?

Well Maya's the one with her gob open, so I'd say me!

I don;t think it's crossed my mind at a gig gathering or gig, NO or otherwise, I get VERY single minded about music. While I'm a proper pervert day to day, when good tunes are invloved I turn into a feckin eunoch.

Doctor? wrote: I don;t think it's crossed my mind at a gig gathering or gig, NO or otherwise, I get VERY single minded about music. While I'm a proper pervert day to day, when good tunes are invloved I turn into a feckin eunoch.

fuckinell Ste. give your dick a prod mate. see if its still attached to your sack.

Who hasn't

J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I don;t think it's crossed my mind at a gig gathering or gig, NO or otherwise, I get VERY single minded about music. While I'm a proper pervert day to day, when good tunes are invloved I turn into a feckin eunoch.

fuckinell Ste. give your dick a prod mate. see if its still attached to your sack.

LOL...hey I said at GIGS! it's a good thing too, there's some very pretty ladies around here, I could become almost as big a sex pest as Colin.

Doctor? wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I don;t think it's crossed my mind at a gig gathering or gig, NO or otherwise, I get VERY single minded about music. While I'm a proper pervert day to day, when good tunes are invloved I turn into a feckin eunoch.

fuckinell Ste. give your dick a prod mate. see if its still attached to your sack.

LOL...hey I said at GIGS! it's a good thing too, there's some very pretty ladies around here, I could become almost as big a sex pest as Colin.

hah don't pay attn to Kershaw he trolls everywhere!

been there, done it, toooooo many times...

Burt Reynolds wrote: been there, done it, toooooo many times...

Show off

I have only SLEPT with DIGGY MIKE.Thought i would just shed some light on the matter.

NICK KING-remember NEWORDEROFFLINE?Oh how WE laughed.Who writes the bloody scripts though?

ROCKET MICK wrote: I have only SLEPT with DIGGY MIKE.Thought i would just shed some light on the matter.

got any photos?

nope.

I have only SLEPT with DIGGY MIKE.Thought i would just shed some light on the matter.

And I was second choice after some bird from Birkenhead