My license, student ID card (very flattering picture on the first, not so much the second), my county library card (very worn and illegible, but it's still kosher as I was able to check out a book of Roger Ebert reviews earlier this week for "light reading"), my Books-A-Million card, my "Ingles Advantage!" card (which rarely comes in handy except on occasions like tonight, when I was able to buy a twelve-pack of Coke cans for all of fifty cents less than normal price), my Winn-Dixie savings card (nostalgic for the good ole days, when I worked for a store that was going out of business), the business card of a local towing agency (car problems and what not seem to be a constant in my life), my two rental cards for the same video store (they changed names and companies, but either card will do when I really want to see "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector"), a card from when I gave blood my senior year of high school (almost ten years ago...jesus, makes me feel old), and a Richland County library card also from about ten years ago, when I was briefly in USC and living in Columbia. 
Oh, and thirty-four bucks (that's what you were all waiting for, right
)