(UK NOOLERS) Own up...

Come on then. Who's watching I'm a Celebrity?

I have had it on in the background just to see who is in it this year. I will NOT be watching it on a regular basis, and if I do, please shoot me.

Have you seen David Guest though? He's one weird man.

That's Jemma with a 'J' wrote:

Have you seen David Guest though? He's one weird man.

That's what living with Liza Minnelli does to you.

In what can only be described as the greatest moment in TV History, Toby Anstis referred to himself as "The Tobester."

What a pile of......................I'd rather clean up cat sick. Actually, I'd rather eat cat sick........ than watch it.

I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

Doctor? wrote: I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

Sounds by far, the most entertaining.

Nope, been composing this evening. May even post the demo soon.

am I allowed to answer this?

I'm waiting for it to be posted to uknova.com so i can download it, i'll catch up some when I'm in m/cr tomorrow

I did catch Strictly come Dancing on TV Here (belgium) last night. A shame the black dude from Corrie was voted off, he's done well all along.

C-Ro wrote: am I allowed to answer this?

I'm waiting for it to be posted to uknova.com so i can download it, i'll catch up some when I'm in m/cr tomorrow

I did catch Strictly come Dancing on TV Here (belgium) last night. A shame the black dude from Corrie was voted off, he's done well all along.

Are you still disavowing your anglophilia, then???!!!??

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

C-Ro wrote: am I allowed to answer this?

I'm waiting for it to be posted to uknova.com so i can download it, i'll catch up some when I'm in m/cr tomorrow

I did catch Strictly come Dancing on TV Here (belgium) last night. A shame the black dude from Corrie was voted off, he's done well all along.

Are you still disavowing your anglophilia, then???!!!??

yes.

I am not this:

or this

Biggest load of shite on the box!

Theyve never been f**kin celebs!

Annd that David Gist/gest//gimp lizaminellimillivanillishaggagginplasticfacedbastardweirdodogshagger! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

he WANTS A SLAP! angry2:

Ant & Dec,the Cannon & Ball of their generation. What an achivement.

I started watching it, but my telly broke.

Well, I smashed it up with a fucking hammer. What a load of bollocks.

I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!

that poor rainforest!!

they are ruining a wonderful spot of natural beauty.

cruelty to bugs, snakes etc too. I cannot bear to watch it, as it makes me feel too emotional, watching those creatures suffer.

:) :) :)

Good news: he's not back

He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

you make me :( Mr One

I have a tenner that says it's Chrissmari in disguise.

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

You too. Miss Inx. :(

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

J.A.K wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

You too. Miss Inx. :(

Never denied it

:( :( :(

thank you Bonzette. thank you. you are fantastic.

Tim wrote: I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!

well she was in her bikini and looked the business so i might check it out again tonight

Bonzette wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

I believe others have been more vocal than me, i was just voicing my opinion on the matter

Doctor? wrote: I have a tenner that says it's Chrissmari in disguise.

i'd have given up a while ago..

plus i'm too busy tryin to pick up belgian sailors

Doctor? wrote: I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

Sounds like a top night out in Soho...!!

Minx wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

I believe others have been more vocal than me, i was just voicing my opinion on the matter

yeah...sack it all now anyway. otherwise I'll turn bad again.

Hav'nt seen it yet,cos i went to the flicks last night. Mrs Boaty loves all this shite so no doubt I'll be well briefed before long.

Did read in the paper(not the sport on this occassion) the 2 necter lasses(Mylene Klass and the black bird,whose name I don't know) want David Guest sexually.Was there any evidence of this? and if so, what is it in him that induces the dampness in women folk? Any of the Layydies here think he is anything other than an oddbod? or is that part of the appeal?

He just looks like a doll to me

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: ...pick up belgian sailors

Bend your knees, not your back.

Boatraceface wrote: Hav'nt seen it yet,cos i went to the flicks last night. Mrs Boaty loves all this shite so no doubt I'll be well briefed before long.

Did read in the paper(not the sport on this occassion) the 2 necter lasses(Mylene Klass and the black bird,whose name I don't know) want David Guest sexually.Was there any evidence of this? and if so, what is it in him that induces the dampness in women folk? Any of the Layydies here think he is anything other than an oddbod? or is that part of the appeal?

He just looks like a doll to me

my missus went (I sent her) upstairs to watch that cack last night.

I fell asleep on the couch to ESPN 442 - PSV v Benfica from the 80's.

J.A.K wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Hav'nt seen it yet,cos i went to the flicks last night. Mrs Boaty loves all this shite so no doubt I'll be well briefed before long.

Did read in the paper(not the sport on this occassion) the 2 necter lasses(Mylene Klass and the black bird,whose name I don't know) want David Guest sexually.Was there any evidence of this? and if so, what is it in him that induces the dampness in women folk? Any of the Layydies here think he is anything other than an oddbod? or is that part of the appeal?

He just looks like a doll to me

my missus went (I sent her) upstairs to watch that cack last night.

I fell asleep on the couch to ESPN 442 - PSV v Benfica from the 80's.

Sounds like you ruin her,you big softie.

Hope she did the chores first..It's blokes like you that give women fancy ideas about being lineswomen...Washing lineswomen that is

ha ha. I save a fortune on butties for work. right now, its roast beef/mustard/lettuce barm. made by my love. she even packed a tangarine and a banana.

and i can't remember what the iron looks like. great this living togther lark. she even run me up the alehouse on Sunday for the match. and didn't bat an eyelid when i came home at 11pm.

J.A.K wrote: ha ha. I save a fortune on butties for work. right now, its roast beef/mustard/lettuce barm. made by my love. she even packed a tangarine and a banana.

and i can't remember what the iron looks like. great this living togther lark. she even run me up the alehouse on Sunday for the match. and didn't bat an eyelid when i came home at 11pm.

She sounds great..Besides,Leroy and Winston probably kept her busy while you were out

Boatraceface wrote:

J.A.K wrote: ha ha. I save a fortune on butties for work. right now, its roast beef/mustard/lettuce barm. made by my love. she even packed a tangarine and a banana.

and i can't remember what the iron looks like. great this living togther lark. she even run me up the alehouse on Sunday for the match. and didn't bat an eyelid when i came home at 11pm.

She sounds great..Besides,Leroy and Winston probably kept her busy while you were out

they couldn't make it. Jamaal showed up though. with Linvoy. I wondered why it took her a full five minutes to open the door.

Bonzette wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

Top lad my arse. He's a twat.

Back on topic.......was worth watching for that shot Myleen's big nips poking through her kahki t-shirt. Quality TV.

GlasVegas wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

Top lad my arse. He's a twat.

Back on topic.......was worth watching for that shot Myleen's big nips poking through her kahki t-shirt. Quality TV.

Cheers Mark. you whopper. i love you too.

Run Wildest wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: ...pick up belgian sailors

Bend your knees, not your back.

sound advice thanks kid

I agree with everyone's possible suggestions/alternatives to watching this ****e however painful these may be.

Let's hope Jason Donovan and those 'professional Geordie's' Ant and Dec get eaten by the crocodille's LOL! Cheers!

NOT GUILTY M'LUD!It was SHUG that did it!

gerry jamieson wrote:

Tim wrote: I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!

well she was in her bikini and looked the business so i might check it out again tonight

only reason to watch it

Too many DVDs to watch. Last night saw "That Yellow Bastard" portion of Sin City and tonight it's King Kong extended.

Kevin Smith wrote: tonight it's King Kong extended.

An extended version of an already overlong film... Your a glutton for punishment!

Doctor? wrote: I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

I'd rather wank with sanding paper and call myself Dick Emery! Than watch I'm A...err.. who am I?

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote:

Tim wrote: I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!

well she was in her bikini and looked the business so i might check it out again tonight

only reason to watch it

A Klass programme?

steveone wrote:

Kevin Smith wrote: tonight it's King Kong extended.

An extended version of an already overlong film... Your a glutton for punishment!

Preferred it to the theatrical version, seemed to fly by rather than drag like that version did.

Duplicate post, damned internet went down half way through

More importantly; who's on celeb BB this year / early next year...

I'm sat in my new gaff in Siam's ancient capital, Krung Thep watching the Latics get stuffed by them Spurs c$$$s. (I'll keep the biggotry to a minimum)

Mind you it beats Nibblers.

Cheers

SiLeakHunt wrote:

Mind you it beats Nibblers.

God I miss that place

I think last time I went out round Horwich 18 months or so ago, I forgot it had closed after a few sherberts and a touch of Vim. I don't think they minded, they must get people knocking on the window and asking where Terry is all the time.

Cheers

ok then i OWN UP i do like men. oh fek i only saw own up NOOLERS... oh my dog.

Back on topic - WTF! Matt from Busted just ate a kangaroo's anus and a crocodile's penis.

John Sludden wrote: Back on topic - WTF! Matt from Busted just ate a kangaroo's anus and a crocodile's penis.

Yep, and the nipper valve was still hairy!