(UK NOOLERS) Own up...

Come on then. Who's watching I'm a Celebrity?

I have had it on in the background just to see who is in it this year. I will NOT be watching it on a regular basis, and if I do, please shoot me.

Have you seen David Guest though? He's one weird man.

That's Jemma with a 'J' wrote:

Have you seen David Guest though? He's one weird man.

That's what living with Liza Minnelli does to you.

In what can only be described as the greatest moment in TV History, Toby Anstis referred to himself as "The Tobester."

What a pile of......................I'd rather clean up cat sick. Actually, I'd rather eat cat sick........ than watch it.

I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

Doctor? wrote: I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

Sounds by far, the most entertaining.

Nope, been composing this evening. May even post the demo soon.

am I allowed to answer this?

I'm waiting for it to be posted to uknova.com so i can download it, i'll catch up some when I'm in m/cr tomorrow

I did catch Strictly come Dancing on TV Here (belgium) last night. A shame the black dude from Corrie was voted off, he's done well all along.

C-Ro wrote: am I allowed to answer this?

I'm waiting for it to be posted to uknova.com so i can download it, i'll catch up some when I'm in m/cr tomorrow

I did catch Strictly come Dancing on TV Here (belgium) last night. A shame the black dude from Corrie was voted off, he's done well all along.

Are you still disavowing your anglophilia, then???!!!??

(The Good Doctor) Martin Fradley wrote:

C-Ro wrote: am I allowed to answer this?

I'm waiting for it to be posted to uknova.com so i can download it, i'll catch up some when I'm in m/cr tomorrow

I did catch Strictly come Dancing on TV Here (belgium) last night. A shame the black dude from Corrie was voted off, he's done well all along.

Are you still disavowing your anglophilia, then???!!!??

yes.

I am not this:

or this

Biggest load of shite on the box!

Theyve never been f**kin celebs!

Annd that David Gist/gest//gimp lizaminellimillivanillishaggagginplasticfacedbastardweirdodogshagger! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

he WANTS A SLAP! angry2:

Ant & Dec,the Cannon & Ball of their generation. What an achivement.

I started watching it, but my telly broke.

Well, I smashed it up with a fucking hammer. What a load of bollocks.

I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!

that poor rainforest!!

they are ruining a wonderful spot of natural beauty.

cruelty to bugs, snakes etc too. I cannot bear to watch it, as it makes me feel too emotional, watching those creatures suffer.

:) :) :)

Good news: he's not back

He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

you make me :( Mr One

I have a tenner that says it's Chrissmari in disguise.

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

You too. Miss Inx. :(

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

J.A.K wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

You too. Miss Inx. :(

Never denied it

:( :( :(

thank you Bonzette. thank you. you are fantastic.

Tim wrote: I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!

well she was in her bikini and looked the business so i might check it out again tonight

Bonzette wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

I believe others have been more vocal than me, i was just voicing my opinion on the matter

Doctor? wrote: I have a tenner that says it's Chrissmari in disguise.

i'd have given up a while ago..

plus i'm too busy tryin to pick up belgian sailors

Doctor? wrote: I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.

Sounds like a top night out in Soho...!!

Minx wrote:

Bonzette wrote:

Minx wrote:

steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!

I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler

Now, now.

Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.

Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........

I believe others have been more vocal than me, i was just voicing my opinion on the matter

yeah...sack it all now anyway. otherwise I'll turn bad again.

Hav'nt seen it yet,cos i went to the flicks last night. Mrs Boaty loves all this shite so no doubt I'll be well briefed before long.

Did read in the paper(not the sport on this occassion) the 2 necter lasses(Mylene Klass and the black bird,whose name I don't know) want David Guest sexually.Was there any evidence of this? and if so, what is it in him that induces the dampness in women folk? Any of the Layydies here think he is anything other than an oddbod? or is that part of the appeal?

He just looks like a doll to me