(UK NOOLERS) Own up...
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Boatraceface wrote: Hav'nt seen it yet,cos i went to the flicks last night. Mrs Boaty loves all this shite so no doubt I'll be well briefed before long.
Did read in the paper(not the sport on this occassion) the 2 necter lasses(Mylene Klass and the black bird,whose name I don't know) want David Guest sexually.Was there any evidence of this? and if so, what is it in him that induces the dampness in women folk? Any of the Layydies here think he is anything other than an oddbod? or is that part of the appeal?
He just looks like a doll to me
my missus went (I sent her) upstairs to watch that cack last night.
I fell asleep on the couch to ESPN 442 - PSV v Benfica from the 80's.
J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Hav'nt seen it yet,cos i went to the flicks last night. Mrs Boaty loves all this shite so no doubt I'll be well briefed before long.
Did read in the paper(not the sport on this occassion) the 2 necter lasses(Mylene Klass and the black bird,whose name I don't know) want David Guest sexually.Was there any evidence of this? and if so, what is it in him that induces the dampness in women folk? Any of the Layydies here think he is anything other than an oddbod? or is that part of the appeal?
He just looks like a doll to me
my missus went (I sent her) upstairs to watch that cack last night.
I fell asleep on the couch to ESPN 442 - PSV v Benfica from the 80's.
Sounds like you ruin her,you big softie.
Hope she did the chores first..It's blokes like you that give women fancy ideas about being lineswomen...Washing lineswomen that is
ha ha. I save a fortune on butties for work. right now, its roast beef/mustard/lettuce barm. made by my love. she even packed a tangarine and a banana.
and i can't remember what the iron looks like. great this living togther lark. she even run me up the alehouse on Sunday for the match. and didn't bat an eyelid when i came home at 11pm.
J.A.K wrote: ha ha. I save a fortune on butties for work. right now, its roast beef/mustard/lettuce barm. made by my love. she even packed a tangarine and a banana.
and i can't remember what the iron looks like. great this living togther lark. she even run me up the alehouse on Sunday for the match. and didn't bat an eyelid when i came home at 11pm.
She sounds great..Besides,Leroy and Winston probably kept her busy while you were out
Boatraceface wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ha ha. I save a fortune on butties for work. right now, its roast beef/mustard/lettuce barm. made by my love. she even packed a tangarine and a banana.
and i can't remember what the iron looks like. great this living togther lark. she even run me up the alehouse on Sunday for the match. and didn't bat an eyelid when i came home at 11pm.
She sounds great..Besides,Leroy and Winston probably kept her busy while you were out
they couldn't make it. Jamaal showed up though. with Linvoy. I wondered why it took her a full five minutes to open the door.
Bonzette wrote:
Minx wrote:
steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!
I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler
Now, now.
Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.
Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........
Top lad my arse. He's a twat.
Back on topic.......was worth watching for that shot Myleen's big nips poking through her kahki t-shirt. Quality TV. 
GlasVegas wrote:
Bonzette wrote:
Minx wrote:
steveone wrote: He wont be able to keep it up for long. It must be killing him not ridiculing others here!
I'm sure it will carry on as long as it is achieving his aim. which is as it always was.... getting attention, a bit like a toddler
Now, now.
Kershie has apologised so no need for everyone to keep going on about it, trying to get attention, a bit like a toddler.
Kershie is a top lad, but if you will take the bait...........
Top lad my arse. He's a twat.
Back on topic.......was worth watching for that shot Myleen's big nips poking through her kahki t-shirt. Quality TV.
Cheers Mark. you whopper. i love you too.
Run Wildest wrote:
ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: ...pick up belgian sailors
Bend your knees, not your back.
sound advice thanks kid
I agree with everyone's possible suggestions/alternatives to watching this ****e however painful these may be.
Let's hope Jason Donovan and those 'professional Geordie's' Ant and Dec get eaten by the crocodille's LOL!
Cheers!
gerry jamieson wrote:
Tim wrote: I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!
well she was in her bikini and looked the business so i might check it out again tonight
only reason to watch it 
Too many DVDs to watch. Last night saw "That Yellow Bastard" portion of Sin City and tonight it's King Kong extended.
Kevin Smith wrote: tonight it's King Kong extended.
An extended version of an already overlong film... Your a glutton for punishment!
Doctor? wrote: I'd rather have a wank with a cheese grater while someone pours chilli oil in the wounds.
I'd rather wank with sanding paper and call myself Dick Emery! Than watch I'm A...err.. who am I?
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
gerry jamieson wrote:
Tim wrote: I told the missus I would watch it only if Myleene Klass was appearing naked. She didn't, so I didn't!
well she was in her bikini and looked the business so i might check it out again tonight
only reason to watch it
steveone wrote:
Kevin Smith wrote: tonight it's King Kong extended.
An extended version of an already overlong film... Your a glutton for punishment!
Preferred it to the theatrical version, seemed to fly by rather than drag like that version did.
I'm sat in my new gaff in Siam's ancient capital, Krung Thep watching the Latics get stuffed by them Spurs c$$$s. (I'll keep the biggotry to a minimum)
Mind you it beats Nibblers.
Cheers
I think last time I went out round Horwich 18 months or so ago, I forgot it had closed after a few sherberts and a touch of Vim. I don't think they minded, they must get people knocking on the window and asking where Terry is all the time.
Cheers
John Sludden wrote: Back on topic - WTF! Matt from Busted just ate a kangaroo's anus and a crocodile's penis.
Yep, and the nipper valve was still hairy! 
