Britney To Leak Her Own Sex Tape

From the Daily Star:

Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie.

Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape.

But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless.

Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it."

Take a Run on the Wild side wrote: She's just a complete whore isn't she?

Yes.

Take a Run on the Wild side wrote: She's just a complete whore isn't she?

Let's hope so!

I'd watch it for research purposes.

lets hope she's a better cock sucker than Paris. she was rubbish.

J.A.K wrote: lets hope she's a better cock sucker than Paris. she was rubbish.

someone should post it on here

J.A.K wrote: lets hope she's a better cock sucker than Paris. she was rubbish.

That's what I was thinking.Poor lighting aswell.

And the Jordan one was a farce.Considering how she puts herself up as a sex siren,she was shite.Boring cow.

Britney getting Speared is boy's own stuff though,so fingers crossed!

Kev needs to use a fast and reliable courier to get the tape to Mr Schmidt. Fed-Ex for example.

Britney Getting Speared - like it. Was struggling to think of a rival to One Night In Paris.

Old Blue wrote: Britney Getting Speared - like it. Was struggling to think of a rival to One Night In Paris.

Britney's Spearedmint bum?

Take a Run on the Wild side wrote: She's just a complete whore isn't she?

nah just trailer trash....

...now if it was the lads from West Coast Customs blasting her in the back of their Garage. oil, grease etc on her cleav, then i might watch.

but not if its just her and that weasel faced Kev.

J.A.K wrote: ...now if it was the lads from West Coast Customs blasting her in the back of their Garage. oil, grease etc on her cleav, then i might watch.

but not if its just her and that weasel faced Kev.

FrogChorus wrote:

J.A.K wrote: ...now if it was the lads from West Coast Customs blasting her in the back of their Garage. oil, grease etc on her cleav, then i might watch.

but not if its just her and that weasel faced Kev.

eyes closed(finger in side of mouth) POP!!!! now clean up the shop on your way out bitch. you've left sweat on the windscreen.

Britney, we just PIMPED you

Old Blue wrote: Britney Getting Speared - like it. Was struggling to think of a rival to One Night In Paris.

Now the title's sorted is anyone going to do the cover?

Plenty of songs for the soundtrack, how about a variation on the Mickey Mouse club song for the theme tune?

Starter for ten;

Mouse Club March Lyrics Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse!

Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse club We'll have fun We'll be new faces High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and We'll go places All around the world We'll go marching

Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse!

Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

I must get that.

Old Blue wrote: Kev needs to use a fast and reliable courier to get the tape to Mr Schmidt. Fed-Ex for example.

While he's in the Fed Ex office getting his tape in the mail, perhaps he should pick up an application to work there

'Cause nobody's buying his "album"

Spotnick wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I must get that.

It will be downloadable via torrent soon ;)

But compared to Paris, this will ruin her career, not create it

I don't think I'll bother with it, even if it does hit youtube. fook how low is this. if somebody else leaked it, but doing it yourself.... . Any publicity is good publicity right? Why doesn't just go and make pornos now.

Doctors say Britney likely To Leak from Her Own Sexhole, despite it being sealed with gafferTape for the benefit of mankind.

Hopefully it's a tape before she got fat. What did Kev call her then? Love chunks?

EdelBrock wrote: Hopefully it's a tape before she got fat. What did Kev call her then? Love chunks?

Noooo.. thats what he covered her in, in the video, apparently.

Hate to admit this but I find her more attractive now then when she was relevent. But of course I'd soak her in bleach and put her on massive antibiotics since she had sex with K.

Nostalgie de la boue

Twist, singer of the Blessing Way wrote: Hate to admit this but I find her more attractive now then when she was relevent. But of course I'd soak her in bleach and put her on massive antibiotics since she had sex with K.

I get the feeling she could make a fortune staring in new anti-herpes medication ads ("You too can lead a normal life even with herpes!" :D )

Call me crazy, but I think B-Spears is starting to show some actual intelligence in dumping K-Fed Sore Loser. Perhaps love could be in the cards for her and Stephen Hawkings?