Britney To Leak Her Own Sex Tape

Shaven haven, what a surprise.

The odds must've been 2-1 on.

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HELLFIRE!!!

Spotnick wrote:

Britney caught pantyless with Paris Hilton... what the hell is happening to the girl.

Don't know if they are fake, but the real ones were in a newspaper today, censored:

http://prettyboring.com/?p=1653 <- yeah, it's there.

Quite worrying considering the prospect of Britney leaking something.

Just culled from the bizarrely overpopulated Stoke forum in a debate over whether Britney's post-op scars detract from the sight of her 'shaven haven':

"...she has had 2 kids in 2 years , what do you expect , thankfully she's had them by caesarean or she'd have a muff like a wizards sleeve..."

Gandalf, eat yer fucking heart out!

A wizard's sleeve!

Who was her co-star in that tape? Popeye

"Wizard's sleeve".

Copyright Borat Sagdiyev, 2006.

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James Thomas wrote: Plenty of songs for the soundtrack, how about a variation on the Mickey Mouse club song for the theme tune?

Starter for ten;

Mouse Club March Lyrics Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse!

Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse club We'll have fun We'll be new faces High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and We'll go places All around the world We'll go marching

Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse!

Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

so what you're saying is that it'll be as uplifting as full metal jacket?!?

Oh dear,i've seen some tidy fangita's in my life but that is :barf:!