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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: nah, hate it. That's why I married the miss's.

My philosophey on dating always was : If the woman can't cook, then she's absolutely worthless.

So all you gals that do cook, you're tops in my book:thumb:

Er, most women these days can't cook, and pride themselves on it...

OFF TO THE GALLOWS WITH 'EM! (but then again thats maybe why I had to travel overseas for a good wife)

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No reason for cooking to be the woman's job, if both the man and woman work....

But if one of them is staying home watching TV while the other trudges off to earn a salary, the one staying home really oughta know something about cooking....

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I think I'm starting to enjoy cooking. It would be better if I had more time. :nod:

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I hate it...but it's a necessary evil...

actually...I don't know that it's the cooking I hate...it's the cleaning up afterwards...that sucks ASS!!!

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NObabe wrote: Bought Antoniou fresh filo pastry 2 packs 250g each in Tesco tonight. Gonna make baklava as a treat for Xmas on Sunday tee hee

A friend confirmed today she's buying me 1 kg of cheesy burek (always cheesy; meaty just isn't my cuppa tea) :p for Thursday afternoon. Ner ner ner ner :crazy: I'm thinking of developing my own business here you know... Burek has to be patented!

Maya - the leading bakery chain in Britain

Do you do a Baklava ooo, maybe Spanakopita too. Also any of the rich Easter breads. You know, NOBabe there could be something to it- the Business part. Cooking. Find, only eat as well as you cook for the most part. Like the mix of tastes, temperatures. Few black Olives can make and break a dish. Kept simple as.

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i can only cook Turnips,me rest aint up to much scratch:laugh:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: No reason for cooking to be the woman's job, if both the man and woman work....

But if one of them is staying home watching TV while the other trudges off to earn a salary, the one staying home really oughta know something about cooking....

Oh, I so agree.:smoking:

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yes....

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Love cooking,i once cooked for mrs spam and three of her work mates. the menu was,

Lancashire mushroom rolls,with a sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Pan fryed chicken,served with baby boil spuds,greenbeans and carrots in a creamy tarrogan sauce.

and for dessert fresh strawberry cheesecake all homesmade.then pissed off to the pub because you know wot it,s like lads when four silly wine drinking girls get together.lol the spamster

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I hate it...but it's a necessary evil...

actually...I don't know that it's the cooking I hate...it's the cleaning up afterwards...that sucks ASS!!!

So what do you do when the dishwasher won't work?

Slap the bitch

What do you do when she has two blackeyes?

nothing, you already told her twice:evil4:

:ignore:

sure i'm going to get a :blackeye: for that one

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Couldn;t boil an egg for a time. Went to army (18 months) and became an army cook. When I got out, I could not make rise for 2, but only for 200+ people. I was used to big quantities (20 kilos of rise, 500 grams of pepper and salt, 1 chicken for the juice). I got used to it by the time though.

I cook quite tasty foods now (even for 2 or less), but the fun was when you had all that space in analogies. Have you every through in boiling macaroni (spaggeti), 3 kilos of salt? I have... and it felt great, although they did came out a little bit unsalted.

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If I can cook something good, say a smoked turkey or this gumbo I did the other night. Otherwise cooking for my family sucks.

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not really, i don´t know how to cook anything.... but it is necessary. someday I will decide when to learn how to cook.

meanwhile the women can help me out!!:crazy:

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spam wrote: Love cooking,i once cooked for mrs spam and three of her work mates. the menu was,

Lancashire mushroom rolls,with a sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Pan fryed chicken,served with baby boil spuds,greenbeans and carrots in a creamy tarrogan sauce.

and for dessert fresh strawberry cheesecake all homesmade.then pissed off to the pub because you know wot it,s like lads when four silly wine drinking girls get together.lol the spamster

ive brought you a tagine back so now you can do a hot moroccian :evil4:

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Sometime

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I enjoy cooking, but not everyday. I've taught myself and I'm pretty good, if I do say so. You can learn a lot watching them cookery shows....

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I love cooking. It's very challenging for me but am getting better. I also kind of like putting my headphones on and cleaning up the kitchen.

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Labster wrote: Couldn;t boil an egg for a time. Went to army (18 months) and became an army cook. When I got out, I could not make rise for 2, but only for 200+ people. I was used to big quantities (20 kilos of rise, 500 grams of pepper and salt, 1 chicken for the juice). I got used to it by the time though.

I cook quite tasty foods now (even for 2 or less), but the fun was when you had all that space in analogies. Have you every through in boiling macaroni (spaggeti), 3 kilos of salt? I have... and it felt great, although they did came out a little bit unsalted.

Suppose you could cook five meals at the begining of the year, and eat the leftovers unitl the next year.:shrug:

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banshee wrote:

spam wrote: Love cooking,i once cooked for mrs spam and three of her work mates. the menu was,

Lancashire mushroom rolls,with a sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Pan fryed chicken,served with baby boil spuds,greenbeans and carrots in a creamy tarrogan sauce.

and for dessert fresh strawberry cheesecake all homesmade.then pissed off to the pub because you know wot it,s like lads when four silly wine drinking girls get together.lol the spamster

ive brought you a tagine back so now you can do a hot moroccian :evil4:

Cheers my mate Banshee,and many thanks to mrs banshee. I,ve got the Moroccian cook book out rite now. wot you doing friday nite the two of yous?:thumb:

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If you post it on a public forum you have to invite us all, how big is your table? :evil4:

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EdelBrock wrote:

Labster wrote: Couldn;t boil an egg for a time. Went to army (18 months) and became an army cook. When I got out, I could not make rise for 2, but only for 200+ people. I was used to big quantities (20 kilos of rise, 500 grams of pepper and salt, 1 chicken for the juice). I got used to it by the time though.

I cook quite tasty foods now (even for 2 or less), but the fun was when you had all that space in analogies. Have you every through in boiling macaroni (spaggeti), 3 kilos of salt? I have... and it felt great, although they did came out a little bit unsalted.

Suppose you could cook five meals at the begining of the year, and eat the leftovers unitl the next year.:shrug:

and Bono and Bob Geldof get a MBE/OBE(can't remember) for sticking thier heads up their crack and you dont? tsh!

thats the smartest thing i've heard in a while

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Missy Jem wrote: If you post it on a public forum you have to invite us all, how big is your table? :evil4:

WHOOPS! cocked up there. soz jem maybe another time eh.:banghead: :blush: :)

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Not so much cooking,but roasting,yes. Who does'nt? :shrug:

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only the usuals

beans on toast

weetabix

fried egg butty

and scrambled egg on toast

AVOID cooking (and Shopping) at all costs. :nod:

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J.A.K wrote: only the usuals

beans on toast

weetabix

fried egg butty

and scrambled egg on toast

AVOID cooking (and Shopping) at all costs. :nod:

Dont the beans and fried egg stain your shellsuit? :uhoh:

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:abovelol:

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Talking of cooking i was watching that BBC drama about Fanny Craddock last night - 'FEAR OF FANNY'

What a scary individual she was:uhoh: Or so she's portrayed (brilliantly, by Julia Davis)in the programme

FEAR OF FANNY Sunday 24 December 2006 9pm-10.20pm; rpt 1.40am-3am

Before Delia or Nigella, the distaff side of British TV cookery was dominated by one person: the fearsome Fanny Cradock. Dressed like a drag queen and barking orders at her assistant-cum-husband Johnnie, Cradock terrified and delighted the nation in equal measure from the 1950s to the mid-70s.

Brian Fillis' dramatisation of Cradock's career is based on interviews with her friends and family, and reveals the private vulnerability behind her tart public persona. Nighty Night creator Julia Davis cakes on the make-up as Fanny; The League of Gentlemen's Mark Gatiss dons Johnnie's monocle.

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Johnny wrote: Talking of cooking i was watching that BBC drama about Fanny Craddock last night - 'FEAR OF FANNY'

What a scary individual she was:uhoh: Or so she's portrayed (brilliantly, by Julia Davis)in the programme

Julia Davis! :food:

(Although not, perhaps, when dressed up as Fanny Craddock - those eyebrows!)

Saw JD on Upper Street with the bearded one from Might Boosh. She's nearly my height! :love2:

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