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...are fucking boring. Never seen a really good one. Discuss if you wish.
But...if you could pick any one celeb to see in such a video, who would it be?
I'd choose Rachel Ray. Her cutesy, ebullient schtick has contaminated America and the cult just seems to be growing. That said, seeing her degraded and dragged out in the tabloids would be a welcome jolt of schadenfreude. Oh, and Oprah and Bono would make a great sex tape together that I would never watch...but you just know it fits.
no one at this point. Guess I grew up a bit
Now.....a few years ago I would have prayed for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together....
while at Tower Records, I had two or three phone calls from guys asking if our well stocked adult section had the Paris Hilton DVD. We did at $62.99 for it!!
Paris that anorexic cokehead whore slut....
Katie Couric...you know that whole "perky nice girl" routine goes out the window once the lights go down :p
New Order - what goes on in the recording studio after hours and why it takes so damn long to put out an album.
Depeche Mode - c'mon. You know there is at least one from the mid '80s that involves Dave, Martin, Alan and an Emulator 2.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: New Order - what goes on in the recording studio after hours and why it takes so damn long to put out an album.
Depeche Mode - c'mon. You know there is at least one from the mid '80s that involves Dave, Martin, Alan and an Emulator 2.
Tsk tsk.....Just cos EMU systems are based near San Fran, everyone automatically assume........
Angelina Jolie, back when she was a lesbian for about a week in 1997 or whenever. Now that she's a humanitarian ambassador of goodwill, I would just feel wrong...plus, Brad Pitt would be in the way blocking the shot 
Oh Angie...why did I dump you? 
:p
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: maybe one with Jenna Jameson?!?!?!
Jenna Jameson is the perfect one!!
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: ...are fucking boring. Never seen a really good one. Discuss if you wish.
But...if you could pick any one celeb to see in such a video, who would it be?
I'd choose Rachel Ray. Her cutesy, ebullient schtick has contaminated America and the cult just seems to be growing. That said, seeing her degraded and dragged out in the tabloids would be a welcome jolt of schadenfreude. Oh, and Oprah and Bono would make a great sex tape together that I would never watch...but you just know it fits.
i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
stupid doing blow job??
Andrés wrote: i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
Rumour has it, there is one in existence!
:\pimp3:
steveone wrote: And the winner is... Tommy & Pammy (if only for Tommys line "Ooh,your so awesome...").
I must admit, those 2 would have a career :p
Gee, how many girl would actually do it when you say "can you spread for me?" and then stop only after seeing the camera... 
Ah, why is she canadian ;) not our best one!
Taboo # 7 wrote: Sandra Day O'Connor...the first woman on the Supreme Court, if you know what I mean
I wonder if Clarence placed any pubes on her can of coke...
Spotnick wrote:
steveone wrote: And the winner is... Tommy & Pammy (if only for Tommys line "Ooh,your so awesome...").
I must admit, those 2 would have a career :p
Gee, how many girl would actually do it when you say "can you spread for me?" and then stop only after seeing the camera...
The ultimate downfall: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh
The balancing act: Al Franken, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher
Taboo # 7 wrote: Angelina Jolie, back when she was a lesbian for about a week in 1997 or whenever. Now that she's a humanitarian ambassador of goodwill, I would just feel wrong...plus, Brad Pitt would be in the way blocking the shot
Oh Angie...why did I dump you?
:p
I think most of what you would like to see can be found in Gia. 
depthcharge wrote:
Andrés wrote: i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
Rumour has it, there is one in existence!
:\pimp3:
very poor quality. neither party seemed into their role and paris looked like a deer caught in the headlights. not to mention, the copy i saw was sped up so they were 'traveling' at the speed of light.
Buffy wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Andrés wrote: i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
Rumour has it, there is one in existence!
:\pimp3:
very poor quality. neither party seemed into their role and paris looked like a deer caught in the headlights. not to mention, the copy i saw was sped up so they were 'traveling' at the speed of light.
maybe you are missing another video...
Buffy wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Andrés wrote: i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
Rumour has it, there is one in existence!
:\pimp3:
very poor quality. neither party seemed into their role and paris looked like a deer caught in the headlights. not to mention, the copy i saw was sped up so they were 'traveling' at the speed of light.
The only other time she's looked like a deer caught in the headlights is whenever anyone asks her to read aloud
She's on the top of my list of "celebs who will OD in the near future", I'm going with sometime before the next election. She's washed up already, and she hasn't even done anything :D
Andrés wrote:
Buffy wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Andrés wrote: i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
Rumour has it, there is one in existence!
:\pimp3:
very poor quality. neither party seemed into their role and paris looked like a deer caught in the headlights. not to mention, the copy i saw was sped up so they were 'traveling' at the speed of light.
maybe you are missing another video...
you mean in the hotel room with the legs and such? that one was sped up too.
Taboo # 7 wrote: she's looked like a deer ...and she hasn't even done me :D
Is it that deer vibe that's caught your fancy?
Taboo # 7 wrote:
Buffy wrote:
depthcharge wrote:
Andrés wrote: i never watched a good one either, but i'd like to watch one of Paris Hilton, i know she is stupid...but i don't care.
Rumour has it, there is one in existence!
:\pimp3:
very poor quality. neither party seemed into their role and paris looked like a deer caught in the headlights. not to mention, the copy i saw was sped up so they were 'traveling' at the speed of light.
The only other time she's looked like a deer caught in the headlights is whenever anyone asks her to read aloud
She's on the top of my list of "celebs who will OD in the near future", I'm going with sometime before the next election. She's washed up already, and she hasn't even done anything :D
i'm talking about the courtyard video...
the colin farrell one was bad, but the Lydia Lunch one....
(oh wait, that was one of her regular movies)
as for others, either Laetitia Casta or Yamilia Diaz Rahi would be suitable, though trying to picture Blixa Bargeld and Diamanda Galas going at each other might be worth a view
