EdelBrock wrote: How about firebombing both, or just one of them? Is that ok?
Well, apparently Pat Robertson said that God told him just last week that millions will be killed in some kind of mass destruction this year...
Anybody have a link?
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EdelBrock wrote: How about firebombing both, or just one of them? Is that ok?
Well, apparently Pat Robertson said that God told him just last week that millions will be killed in some kind of mass destruction this year...
Anybody have a link?
Ah, yes, the latest from Pat Robertson...
"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
Yeah, there would be storms along the US coast in 2006. Who could have predicted that? The man's a prophet... ![]()
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Ah, yes, the latest from Pat Robertson...
"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
Yeah, there would be storms along the US coast in 2006. Who could have predicted that? The man's a prophet...
Hey, watch out now....he talks directly to God....heard he has a similar phone to God as Batman did to Commissioner Gordon.![]()
Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
It will rain somewhere in North America THIS YEAR!
Somewhere in North America, a child will be born.
I like pudding.
God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Somebody, somewhere in North America, will receive an email offer.
In 2008, Pat Robertson comments on his 2007 predictions:
“I have a relatively good track record. Sometimes I miss.”
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.![]()
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.
But wouldn't that make God, you know....
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.
But wouldn't that make God, you know....
So you're saying fire and brimstone is, you know.....
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Fuck if i know. Let's ask Pat Robertson.
Pretty sure homophobes like Pat Robertson think about gay sex far more than decent well-meaning queers. Which tells you something....
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Fuck if i know. Let's ask Pat Robertson.
Pretty sure homophobes like Pat Robertson think about gay sex far more than decent well-meaning queers. Which tells you something....
That comrade likes little boys too????![]()
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.
I don't think fire and brimstone would be comfortable up anyone's bum.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.
I don't think fire and brimstone would be comfortable up anyone's bum.
hahahahhahahahahahahaha
I love you're quote, then just below it your "signature" says:
I was touched by the hand of God
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This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Spotnick wrote: Well, I live in Canada, I can marry however I want, man or woman, over 18, anytime... no need for love! Well actually I can't, polygamy is illegal ;-)
You can now do fake gay weddings, just like there were in the past for man and woman that marry because of their parents companies and stuff like that.
It will bring a new breed of Gold diggers ;-)
But well, it's life... they have the right to have the same things as the other.. the only thing that bugs me is adoption... I know the argument that there are very bad families around, many children are raised with only one parent... but I wouldn't want to be the one who goes through high-school telling everybody he has 2 dads... I believe that could be very damagable...
Agreed. Rosie Odonnel was on her shows complaining about how her adopted son doesn't seem to be acting normal, and blamed it on him, but if you heard all the crap she was discussing on national tv, it was like.....
maybe its because there's no dad and two moms (or is one the dad?
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must be cos she's a Dyke then....nothinh to do with her being an asshole?
It has nothing to do with being a dyke. Any kid who has Rosie O'Donnell for a mother is probably not going to turn out normal.
Which WAS rather my point.
Christ it's true, you lot really don;t comprehend sarcasm unless someone flags it to you ![]()
EdelBrock wrote:
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.
I don't think fire and brimstone would be comfortable up anyone's bum.
hahahahhahahahahahahaha
I love you're quote, then just below it your "signature" says:
I was touched by the hand of God
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I forgot that was my signature. It is a bit ironic. But, God or Pat Robertson has yet to put fire and brimstone up my ass.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
EdelBrock wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Pat Robertson's prophecies for 2007:
- God will personally return to earth and sit in judgment of homosexuals, before personally ramming a hail of fire and brimstone up their bums.
Well than, since homos like things up their bums, it might not be so bad.
But wouldn't that make God, you know....
Well, if you follow closely, God made man in his own image... so... he's bisexual ;)
blasphemy!!! ![]()