Ask Rocket

Rocket, how many people live in Horwich?

Too many........and a girl called JEM!

If you laid all the girls in Horwich end to end, would it be the first time?

How many pubs in the area is SHE barred from?

HOW MANY CALORIES IN A PICKLED ONION

BIGINOIL wrote: HOW MANY CALORIES IN A PICKLED ONION

12

Am I doing the RIGHT THING?

BIGINOIL wrote: Am I doing the RIGHT THING?

Calm down on the CAPITALS mate!

Steve One wrote: How many pubs in the area is SHE barred from?

Only THE JOLLY CROFTERs

Where is is tonight? She's normally here givin her tuppence worth. Must be spending the night recovering from the weekend,i've heard she's a bit of a lightweight...

(if this post doesn't get her to respond nothing will..)

Steve One wrote: Where is is tonight? She's normally here givin me one and playing with her thruppenny bits.

Fuckin hell, this place has gone to the dogs

Rocket, does dry cleaning get rid of DNA?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve One wrote: Where is is tonight? She's normally here givin me one and playing with her thruppenny bits.

Fuckin hell, this place has gone to the dogs

I hope she reads mine before yours or she'll cut my balls off!

You're scared of her?

You've not got any then!

BIGINOIL wrote: Rocket, does dry cleaning get rid of DNA?

...........not BLOOD though!

Oh.

Shit.

Shug wrote: Would you sell your house to a hippy?

(Depends greatly on how much you like your neighbours, I'd say)................

My question was, is a remote control consigned to the bin if you spill wine in it? (And, no I didn't do it!)

Mick, I have purchased a Lava Lamp, am i a Hippy?

No Mike, you're not a hippy.

('cept when you're with your other friends!)

Bloody hell!

I'm not barred from any pubs thankyou Steve(amazingly) and Rocket what is your fascination with the Jolly Crofters? Incidentally, I was in there a couple of weeks ago and asked for Ceremony and nobody had heard of him, so I must have the wrong pub!

She's back,run for cover lads!

Why is it when we transport something by car it's a shipment,and if it's transported by ship, it's called cargo?

Steve One wrote: She's back,run for cover lads!

She probably nicks all the cover.

Shug wrote: Would you sell your house to a hippy?

yes but not to a PLASTIC jock

Is it ok to use yer Gran's ashes in an egg-timer so she can still help out in the kitchen?

Missy Jem wrote: Bloody hell!

I'm not barred from any pubs thankyou Steve(amazingly) and Rocket what is your fascination with the Jolly Crofters? Incidentally, I was in there a couple of weeks ago and asked for Ceremony and nobody had heard of him, so I must have the wrong pub!

It is ONE of the pubs mentioned in a book i have just read about the plane crash on WINTER HILL in 1958.THE DEVIL CASTS HIS NET.I think there is a tribute to the people of HORWICH/BOLTON from the people of the ISLE OF MAN for their help at that time.

hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

J.A.K wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

I CONCUR.......go for a ride on your CHOPPER!

Is a chipper a chopper for nippers?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

I CONCUR.......go for a ride on your CHOPPER!

ahhhh...my ride of choice.

i hear Shug had a Budgie. Tomahawk's were too big.

J.A.K wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

actually just about 26,but i'm 17 by heart. close enough.

If we should'nt eat animals,why are they made out of meat?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Bloody hell!

I'm not barred from any pubs thankyou Steve(amazingly) and Rocket what is your fascination with the Jolly Crofters? Incidentally, I was in there a couple of weeks ago and asked for Ceremony and nobody had heard of him, so I must have the wrong pub!

It is ONE of the pubs mentioned in a book i have just read about the plane crash on WINTER HILL in 1958.THE DEVIL CASTS HIS NET.I think there is a tribute to the people of HORWICH/BOLTON from the people of the ISLE OF MAN for their help at that time.

It's a nice pub, does decent food too, about 1/2 mile from my house. Last time I went in I ate a Ploughmans lunch, he was livid.

When I work from home all day, why don't I get my work done; whereas a couple of hours working from home I get it all done?

Kath wrote: When I work from home all day, why don't I get my work done; whereas a couple of hours working from home I get it all done?

cos u is a lazy bitch!:p

Rocket, do you like carpets?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Kath wrote: When I work from home all day, why don't I get my work done; whereas a couple of hours working from home I get it all done?

cos u is a lazy bitch!:p

How dare you call me lazy!!!!

Well even your smoke alarm has a snooze button...

If it takes a big man to cry,does it take an even bigger man to laugh at that man?

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

STRANGE question but no.I have only ONE carpet in my house.I also don't like OLD clothes and have been throwing bin fulls of them out over the last 4 days.I also gave several Quality type clothing away to a charity shop this weekend but the clothes belonged to my son.He will be LIVID when he finds out!

How many Noolers does it take to change a lightbulb?

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Would that be of nylon origination, or shag pile?

Kath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Would that be of nylon origination, or shag pile?

Nylon?... what you mean do an ELTON JOHN?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Kath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Would that be of nylon origination, or shag pile?

Nylon?... what you mean do an ELTON JOHN?

Possibly; but I was particularly interested in Rockets opinion on shag pile............for instance if he has shag, does he use a specific shampoo, or does he get a man in who can? Does he use a special cleanser - or does he have it treated by specialists?

That's all Burt. You always read things into things.

Kath wrote:

Possibly; but I was particularly interested in Rockets opinion on shagging............for instance if he has a shag, does he get a man in who can? And afterwards does he have it treated by specialists?