Ask Rocket

Is a chipper a chopper for nippers?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

I CONCUR.......go for a ride on your CHOPPER!

ahhhh...my ride of choice.

i hear Shug had a Budgie. Tomahawk's were too big.

J.A.K wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

actually just about 26,but i'm 17 by heart. close enough.

If we should'nt eat animals,why are they made out of meat?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Bloody hell!

I'm not barred from any pubs thankyou Steve(amazingly) and Rocket what is your fascination with the Jolly Crofters? Incidentally, I was in there a couple of weeks ago and asked for Ceremony and nobody had heard of him, so I must have the wrong pub!

It is ONE of the pubs mentioned in a book i have just read about the plane crash on WINTER HILL in 1958.THE DEVIL CASTS HIS NET.I think there is a tribute to the people of HORWICH/BOLTON from the people of the ISLE OF MAN for their help at that time.

It's a nice pub, does decent food too, about 1/2 mile from my house. Last time I went in I ate a Ploughmans lunch, he was livid.

When I work from home all day, why don't I get my work done; whereas a couple of hours working from home I get it all done?

Kath wrote: When I work from home all day, why don't I get my work done; whereas a couple of hours working from home I get it all done?

cos u is a lazy bitch!:p

Rocket, do you like carpets?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Kath wrote: When I work from home all day, why don't I get my work done; whereas a couple of hours working from home I get it all done?

cos u is a lazy bitch!:p

How dare you call me lazy!!!!

Well even your smoke alarm has a snooze button...

If it takes a big man to cry,does it take an even bigger man to laugh at that man?

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

STRANGE question but no.I have only ONE carpet in my house.I also don't like OLD clothes and have been throwing bin fulls of them out over the last 4 days.I also gave several Quality type clothing away to a charity shop this weekend but the clothes belonged to my son.He will be LIVID when he finds out!

How many Noolers does it take to change a lightbulb?

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Would that be of nylon origination, or shag pile?

Kath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Would that be of nylon origination, or shag pile?

Nylon?... what you mean do an ELTON JOHN?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Kath wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

NObabe wrote: Rocket, do you like carpets?

I reckon he needs a RUG.

Would that be of nylon origination, or shag pile?

Nylon?... what you mean do an ELTON JOHN?

Possibly; but I was particularly interested in Rockets opinion on shag pile............for instance if he has shag, does he use a specific shampoo, or does he get a man in who can? Does he use a special cleanser - or does he have it treated by specialists?

That's all Burt. You always read things into things.

Kath wrote:

Possibly; but I was particularly interested in Rockets opinion on shagging............for instance if he has a shag, does he get a man in who can? And afterwards does he have it treated by specialists?