Ask Rocket

Rocket, how many people live in Horwich?

Too many........and a girl called JEM!

If you laid all the girls in Horwich end to end, would it be the first time?

How many pubs in the area is SHE barred from?

HOW MANY CALORIES IN A PICKLED ONION

BIGINOIL wrote: HOW MANY CALORIES IN A PICKLED ONION

12

Am I doing the RIGHT THING?

BIGINOIL wrote: Am I doing the RIGHT THING?

Calm down on the CAPITALS mate!

Steve One wrote: How many pubs in the area is SHE barred from?

Only THE JOLLY CROFTERs

Where is is tonight? She's normally here givin her tuppence worth. Must be spending the night recovering from the weekend,i've heard she's a bit of a lightweight...

(if this post doesn't get her to respond nothing will..)

Steve One wrote: Where is is tonight? She's normally here givin me one and playing with her thruppenny bits.

Fuckin hell, this place has gone to the dogs

Rocket, does dry cleaning get rid of DNA?

BIGINOIL wrote:

Steve One wrote: Where is is tonight? She's normally here givin me one and playing with her thruppenny bits.

Fuckin hell, this place has gone to the dogs

I hope she reads mine before yours or she'll cut my balls off!

You're scared of her?

You've not got any then!

BIGINOIL wrote: Rocket, does dry cleaning get rid of DNA?

...........not BLOOD though!

Oh.

Shit.

Shug wrote: Would you sell your house to a hippy?

(Depends greatly on how much you like your neighbours, I'd say)................

My question was, is a remote control consigned to the bin if you spill wine in it? (And, no I didn't do it!)

Mick, I have purchased a Lava Lamp, am i a Hippy?

No Mike, you're not a hippy.

('cept when you're with your other friends!)

Bloody hell!

I'm not barred from any pubs thankyou Steve(amazingly) and Rocket what is your fascination with the Jolly Crofters? Incidentally, I was in there a couple of weeks ago and asked for Ceremony and nobody had heard of him, so I must have the wrong pub!

She's back,run for cover lads!

Why is it when we transport something by car it's a shipment,and if it's transported by ship, it's called cargo?

Steve One wrote: She's back,run for cover lads!

She probably nicks all the cover.

Shug wrote: Would you sell your house to a hippy?

yes but not to a PLASTIC jock

Is it ok to use yer Gran's ashes in an egg-timer so she can still help out in the kitchen?

Missy Jem wrote: Bloody hell!

I'm not barred from any pubs thankyou Steve(amazingly) and Rocket what is your fascination with the Jolly Crofters? Incidentally, I was in there a couple of weeks ago and asked for Ceremony and nobody had heard of him, so I must have the wrong pub!

It is ONE of the pubs mentioned in a book i have just read about the plane crash on WINTER HILL in 1958.THE DEVIL CASTS HIS NET.I think there is a tribute to the people of HORWICH/BOLTON from the people of the ISLE OF MAN for their help at that time.

hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

J.A.K wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote: hey, what do you say to getting drunk and yellling at cars passing on the street? i say, why not?

I'll answer that one.

Are you still 10 or 11 ?

I CONCUR.......go for a ride on your CHOPPER!