Top 5 Old Skool Insults

1. Flid
2. Wazzock
3. Helmet
4. Spazzer
5. Knobcheese

Pleb. Green beard (?) You ming, you mong, you meff gone wrong! Beaut. bumboy.

Flid Spack Spanner Sponge(!) - seems to have been a very Worcester one, this Divvy

bewt

whopper

mare

tit

ming

Biff Queg Texan Whopper Beaut

a bewt/beaut is a tit or a divy. a bad trainee wearer may also be a bewt.

not related to "you beauty" - oz style.

we made it up. its all ours. leave it alone.

Q U I L T

Nugget

Bellend

and the ever popular... Wanker!

G O B S H I T E

Meff Scrote

1. DINLO
2. JOEY
3. SPAZ
4. FLID
5. WAZZOCK

Any one else use Dinlo or is a South Coast thing ?

Hank Wiseass© wrote: Meff Scrote

aint heard meff since i was a kid

Spaz Div Mong Flid Scrote

El Jarvo wrote: Following on from Sausage Ears' use of 'Spacker'.

3. Joey

Joey is a corker came out after Blue Peter did a thing on Joey Deacon (Retard Bloke from the 70s)

Retard is also a good one !

Manic wrote:

1. DINLO
2. JOEY
3. SPAZ
4. FLID
5. WAZZOCK

Any one else use Dinlo or is a South Coast thing ?

New one on me. What's it all about?

Did people really say wazzock? I could imagine everyone in fits, if someone moved up here and started calling people wazzocks.

Manic wrote:

1. DINLO
2. JOEY
3. SPAZ
4. FLID
5. WAZZOCK

Any one else use Dinlo or is a South Coast thing ?

Dinlo! Forgot that one. Flid was always accompanied hands up to the shoulders action to make it look like you had no arms.

When saying spaz its also the law to put your tongue infront of your bottom teeth.

waz·zock [ wázzək ] (plural waz·zocks)

noun

Definition:

U.K. an offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's intelligence or common sense ( slang insult )

[Late 20th century. Origin ?]

What was the name of Joey's 'special friend' - the one that interpreted for him?

Flid comes from Phalidomide doesnt it?

Old Blue wrote: What was the name of Joey's 'special friend' - the one that interpreted for him?

Some bloke called Ernie Roberts apparently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon

I remember when he died, and Blue Peter virtually declared a day of mourning.

Kids today don't use spaz / spastic / spakker. They use 'scopey', in honour of SCOPE.

Old Blue wrote: Kids today don't use spaz / spastic / spakker. They use 'scopey', in honour of SCOPE.

yeah, i remember the term scoper.

Dingbat Scumbag Pussbucket Unco fuckstick

URBAN DICTIONARY dinlo - pronounced "Din-Low"

1. dinlo

Dinlo is a term used in the Portsmouth area for someone who is thick or stupid, perhaps of naval origin. Derivatives: Dinney

"Shut your face you dinlo", "When I said that they all looked at me as if I was being dinney"

2. dinlo

The true definition of this word is slow or retarded, it is a Romany (gypsy language) word that has been adopted widely by the east coast.

"You are such a dinlo sometimes!"

3. dinlo

A person who is devoid of intellect, or someone who does something particularly stupid. Has been used in the New Forest area for years.

You dinlo.

4. dinlo

someone who is a bit thick or stupid

I can't believe you locked your keys in the car, you dinlo!

5. dinlo

a stupid person

he's such a dinlo, he thought the sign that said "wet paint" was an instruction.

NOOLigan wrote: Dingbat Scumbag Pussbucket Unco fuckstick

Quite polite down under aren't you? Dingbat?

Good CopBad Cop wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: Dingbat Scumbag Pussbucket Unco fuckstick

Quite polite down under aren't you? Dingbat?

most of those were actually used in parliament by our former p m Paul Keating. lol so they are very old skool.

come back Paul. your country needs you.

Bawbag

Hank Wiseass© wrote: Biff Queg Texan Whopper Beaut

I remember calling a teacher a queg and got the strap for it. Kid beater.