Top 5 Old Skool Insults

Wankstain

Blurt

P I S S A N T

Boot (girls only) Twonk Divvy Menc

Knob jockey. Twat. dickbag. fuckwit. arse clown. arse bandit. sphincter boy. felcher.

shall i go on...lol

All less-offensive, more humurous!

Pilchard (my fave!) Turnip Baboon

Erm...

We used to have a kid at school called Patrick Quegg!

Really surprised to see wazzock on here - only ever heard Mancs say that.

Another Manc-only one (or so I thought) is meither.

There was one when people used to say "Yer ticket!"

Couldn't narrow this one down but here's my list of Old Skool slang

D**kheadMeffBewt/BeautGobs***eKn*b, Kn*b S***e or Kn*b RashBeautBell EndWhopperDivvyBlirtFlidBall BagFishy KnickersRaging HomSkut/Slag/SlutPro BitchSlack A**e

Cheers!

the ultimate insult now has got to be Jew! never fails in someone swinging for you

BIGINOIL wrote: Really surprised to see wazzock on here - only ever heard Mancs say that.

Another Manc-only one (or so I thought) is meither.

Wazzock is pretty universal I would have thought, was 20 years ago anyway. Manchester's "mither" is "moither" in Herefordshire!

Pov Ted Kneb Greebo Gluey

Pilchard (my fave!)

One I now use on my kids

1.Depeche Mode fan 2.Cure fan 3.U2 fan 4.Goth 5 Coventry City FC fan

Steadily increasing in offensiveness Doyle Berk Mong Scruffy daft cunt Mackam puff.

Doyle,Berk and Mong can almost be used as a term of affection aswell.

oldmonkey wrote: We used to have a kid at school called Patrick Quegg!

i know a guy who went to school with a girl named carrie hunt.

1. Shit for brains (thick)
2. Fuckwit (thick)
3. Skwot (teachers pet)
4. Spanner (thick)

and finally... "Oi ya Cunt" (used for all sorts of insults).

Div Mong Kneb Fliz Spaz..............

My brother's were so foul!

ya biff

OLD SKOOL INSULTS?

1. Yo cunt!
2. Yo wanker!
3. Yo tosspot
4. Yo bent bastard!
5. Yo mong!

followed closely by...

"Monty,have you got any decent music?"

get on chatroom mate,ill insult you more than that

Plonker Kid's cock Knob-stretch Big Dave(to a girl) Scunner

Johnny wrote: 1.Depeche Mode fan 2.Cure fan 3.U2 fan 4.Goth 5 Coventry City FC fan

Heh, reading that, I'd take some offense a bit on the first four insults, Johnny-O. Especially the 4th one, 'cause I am one.

In supposed theoretical retaliation [though in actuality, I'm just adding what I heard growing up back in Miami], here are my 5 top mudslingers, in no particular order...

1] Skank 2] Dipsh*t 3] D*ckhead 4] C*ntface 5] Snotf*cker

...old school-wise though, the following were used back in my youth which would only make 'em sound pretty decent now...

1] Imbecile 2] Moron 3] Dweeb 4] Idiot 5] Oddball

Yep, those were the days. Bloody fan-f*ckin'-tastic.

Johnny wrote: 5 Coventry City FC fan

Fuckin' hell that's a bit harsh :D

Ho Hoochie-Mama Yo Momma Douchebag Twat

Poojabber Wingnut Ballbag Cockhead Bushpig

1.You Mong 2. Divvy 3. Pillock 4. Wassock 5. Dork

...of course I was never called any of these at skool...

You CRITIC