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What is it with parents that they can let their kids end up like THIS?

They had the kid on GMTV this morning and he actually wheezed when he attempt to spoke, so short was his breath.

How the fcuk did he end up like that? Don't kids go out and run around these days? Or do they just sit indoors on their arses and play computer games?

Funniest thing is, I read yesterday he's supposed to have broken four beds or something. How? I weigh more than him and have never broken a bed in me life! Are they making him sleep in a cot or something?

Beggars belief.. .

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His parents deserve a slap. There's no way I would let any child of mine get so big that their health is under threat. I accept that some people are naturally big, but allowing your child to eat crap and letting him get so big is inexcusable. I would be encouraging him to go out and get some exercise, even walking to school can be enough to lose a lot of weight.

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I wasnt aware I was on TV this morning.

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Missy Jem wrote: I would be encouraging him to go out and get some exercise, even walking to school can be enough to lose a lot of weight.

Walking to school is the equivilant of running a half marathon for this supersized child.

Start him off easy, get him to walk from his bedroom to the bathroom :nod:

And back.

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Send Gillian McKeith round, she'll sort him out.

She irritates the hell out of me, going on about eating healthy and poking through pooh, she might be thin but she's got a face like a bag of spanners.

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Missy Jem wrote: Send Gillian McKeith round, she'll sort him out.

Who are we talking about? The fat child or Liam?

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Did you hear what the mother said on GMTV?!

"The doctor just told me to take him home but watch what he eats".

That doesn't mean watch what he eats whilst he's actually eating it, you stupid cow.

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A lot of people now opt for stomach stapling.

I'd just staple his lips together.

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Old Blue wrote: Did you hear what the mother said on GMTV?!

"The doctor just told me to take him home but watch what he eats".

That doesn't mean watch what he eats whilst he's actually eating it, you stupid cow.

:laugh:

Shame she didn't months and months ago! (Was she fat btw?)

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Should make a good darts player in a year or two:laugh:

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i would just chase him around with a cattle prod in one had and a cricket bat in the other in field with choclate bars on the floor so every time he picks one up he gets shocked and twatted, also if you runs to slow he gets the same

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Kath wrote:

(Was she fat btw?)

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Anyone spot the upside down copy of WFTSC in the window?

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Oh, he won't eat veg, so I'll just give him processed shit instead. Don't buy the processed food dumbass, simple as that. God that womans thick.

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I noticed that kids around the age of 7-11 all pretty much play only video games and Pokemon / Yu-gio cards. I've gotten my son into other things, but its hard to keep the interest since those are the only things that any of the kids he plays with want to do. People need to kick thier kids out the house and make 'em run around.:crazy:

We have one mother that was talking to me about how she couldn't understand how her daughter was overweight...and in mid-discussion her daughter asks for another fruit roll up (the third in 30 minutes) and her mom gave it to her.....:nuts:

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looks like a typical kiddo over here...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: looks like a typical kiddo over here...

Well Texas does have the fattest cities in the USA. I think you have the top three??? Must be hard finding a good girl under a ton???:ignore:

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erm...no...Texas does not have the top three...that was Chicago, Los Angeles and Las Vegas for 2006...

And I live in Austin...we don't have fat people here...just a bunch of freaks and hippies...so neener neener neener...

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Saw this on CNN, as it was in the men's fitness mag. I was wrong, but three in the top ten are in TX, Houston being the fattest. :shrug:

  • The Top 10 Fattest Cities -

1.Houston

2.Philadelphia

3.Detroit

4.Memphis

5.Chicago

6.Dallas

7.New Orleans

8.New York

9.Las Vegas

10.San Antonio

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Leave the hard geordie alone, at least his careers advisor has one idea (sumo) Dont they teach em fook all in school nowadays (or has the Nat. Curiculum not got that far norf)!

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Andrew Sayer wrote: Leave the hard geordie alone, at least his careers advisor has one idea (sumo) Dont they teach em fook all in school nowadays (or has the Nat. Curiculum not got that far norf)!

And to think he'd be worshiped almost as a god in Japan as a Sumo up-and-comer...

Contrast Godlike in Japan,with Fat wheezing greedy twat in Newcastle..He would have fucked off already,but they don't do Sticky choccy Sushi in Japan maybe.

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The kid is in all the tabloids (they couldn't fit him in just one)

:drummer:

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Got stuck in more chairs than bubble gum.

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The kid ain't got a chance

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Johnny wrote: The kid ain't got a chance

Judging by what I saw last night, he'd have a pretty good chance of starting up front for Stoke next weekend.

:cry:

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well if they ever do a stage version of grange hill we know who's going to play roland

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Big Black wrote: The kid is in all the tabloids (they couldn't fit him in just one)

:drummer:

:laugh:

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Was watching this on the news when I was sweating like a hound in the gym last night. I managed to put on a good bit of weight when I broke me leg, no proper exercise from October to February :(

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