Fat Boy!

Hello and good Evening

What's his favourite musical instrument?

A dinner bell

This is shocking . . . . having said that it is a huge pity social services in the North East have nothing better to do!

I worked with a young person aged 11 with 8 sexually transmitted infections but they didn't seem that bothered about him. Maybe if he'd been over weight I could have gotten them involved, or maybe if Jamie Oliver got involved in sexual infection . . . .

Just give him a 'wafer thin mint'- problem solved!

Missy Jem wrote: Send Gillian McKeith round, she'll sort him out.

She irritates the hell out of me, going on about eating healthy and poking through pooh, she might be thin but she's got a face like a bag of spanners.

Went to see a comdeian the other night - greta line on Gillian McKeith "You are what you eat.. she must have eaten a f*!$ing hobbit"

Craig W wrote: Just give him a 'wafer thin mint'- problem solved!

Rosie wrote: or maybe if Jamie Oliver got involved in sexual infection . . . .

The mind boggles!!!!!!! Nearly spluttered my tea everywhere!