Aim

Me and Royser went to see a band called Aim last night. Luton was there too - top bloke

I thought they were ace, a sort of jazzy, laid back version of St Etienne with a beryootiful singer.

What a shame they completely fucked the gig by:

a, letting the guitarist have a Fender strap on a lovely Rickenbacker guitar

and

b, Backing the cliche bus straight into the venue and bringing a rasta on stage for a song about the sound of the ghetto. Sound of the ghetto my arse.

But apart from that, it was alright. Anyone else heard of them?

no

Well you have now!

Yes, they're really very good in a kind of my-sixteen-year-old-self-would-hate-me-for-liking-this-chill-out-stuff.

Is it just me, or are other people consumed with self-loathing for being in your 30s???

Hmm - I'm the lowest I've been for years at the moment.

Until you mentioned it, I didn't realise that it had anything to do with teenage girls.

Thanks for pointing that out

Fuck me, it's worse than I thought. You didn't actually mention teenage girls at all.

BIGINOIL wrote: Hmm - I'm the lowest I've been for years at the moment.

Until you mentioned it, I didn't realise that it had anything to do with teenage girls.

Thanks for pointing that out

well done

BIGINOIL wrote: Hmm - I'm the lowest I've been for years at the moment.

Until you mentioned it, I didn't realise that it had anything to do with teenage girls.

Thanks for pointing that out

Actually, I've just been out for cocktails, a killer curry, and then more cocktails, and then we won £20 on the quiz machine.

So now I feel pretty good about stuff again. And I'm teaching a class tomorrow on 'Sex and the City', so that's a few hours talking to insanely attractive and hugely enthusiastic 20 year old girls about vibrators and rimming.

Life is good, eh??!!

:D

Err...

BIGINOIL wrote: Err...

YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet again, I misunderstood.

I though this was about Biggy's ability to hit the bull.

:D

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

And I'm teaching a class tomorrow on 'Sex and the City', so that's a few hours talking to insanely attractive and hugely enthusiastic 20 year old girls about vibrators and rimming.

Life is good, eh??!!

:D

Now, I've been forced to sit through most of Sex and the City by girlfriends in the past and I certainly don't remember any Rimming. At least not in the show, I don't.

Leggy D wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

And I'm teaching a class tomorrow on 'Sex and the City', so that's a few hours talking to insanely attractive and hugely enthusiastic 20 year old girls about vibrators and rimming.

Life is good, eh??!!

:D

Now, I've been forced to sit through most of Sex and the City by girlfriends in the past and I certainly don't remember any Rimming. At least not in the show, I don't.

Serious question: If Sarah Jessica Parker licks an asshole, does it make her face look any less like a horse?

That would look something like this perhaps So nope!

Minx wrote: That would look something like this perhaps So nope!

Is that photo pre- or post-lick?

Leggy D wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

And I'm teaching a class tomorrow on 'Sex and the City', so that's a few hours talking to insanely attractive and hugely enthusiastic 20 year old girls about vibrators and rimming.

Life is good, eh??!!

:D

Now, I've been forced to sit through most of Sex and the City by girlfriends in the past and I certainly don't remember any Rimming. At least not in the show, I don't.

That's because you had a tongue up your arse, Dave.

See: "Baby Talk is Cheap" Episode 6, Season 4.

Who says my job is easy?

I hate that programme. Back on the new bands topic....Fanfarlo. Downloaded a track of there's last week. Best thing I've heard in ages. Can't remember the name. It's very long though and one of only 4 available on Itunes.