NOOL's greatest grammarphobe

You decide :D

Hee, nice lot there. Tough I have to choose one out of 'em all.

My gramma lives on another continent. She's so far away so I don't have to fear her. :D

NOOLigan wrote: My gramma lives on another continent.

nearly fell off my chair, Ron

ShugZV wrote: Is that a real word?

IT IS NOW!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: damn, I didn't make the fucking list...

I'm going to go shop with the hippies!!!

They're in Kenzo, I hear.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: damn, I didn't make the fucking list...

I'm going to go shop with the hippies!!!

ha! i saw that

El Jarvo wrote: Is a grammarphobe someone who is phobic of grammar? (because they, themselves, don't have the linguistic skills of the basic 4 year old?!)

14k., then.

Not because she's phobic of grammar, but because she's invented (and stuck with) a grammar all of her own. Makes wonderful, and consistent, reading always. Shaun Ryder for the 21st Century!

I don't have the Rosetta Stone, unfortunately...

LOL, yer not wrong, she reads like free verse. One always gets the impression of great wisdom, although that could simply be her scam :D

NOOL's shitest typer is of course, me.

i am little disappointed i didn't make the list.

Is Spike no longer considered in the running? Despite his very infrequent posts these days his grammarphobia is beyond question.

I have perfect grammar thank you. If its poorly represented on these forums, YOU try typing with a pair of fucking hefty trotters!

a u bollock chops

:finger:

yes you!!!!!!

Grammerites and literasites They'd burn me if they can

huh??????

El Jarvo wrote: Might be nonsense, but it sure looks perdy in black and white!

Hmnm. Black and White is a favourite. Good fun. Certainly hope I've got the Grammatical skills, if ever needed, to use at the Drop of hat. Any Politc' lly sensible and the typing skills too. Just tend to check them in at the Door and see how it goes. Think the life of a Geisha and caligraphy might be more fun than keeping pace w/ Hieroglyphs and the Greek or the Egyptian scripts.

14 K wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Might be nonsense, but it sure looks perdy in black and white!

Hmnm. Black and White is a favourite. Good fun. Certainly hope I've got the Grammatical skills, if ever needed, to use at the Drop of hat. Any Politc' lly sensible and the typing skills too. Just tend to check them in at the Door and see how it goes. Think the life of a Geisha and caligraphy might be more fun than keeping pace w/ Hieroglyphs and the Greek or the Egyptian scripts.

That just swung my vote!

Haven't a clue what she said, but it looks impressive

14 K wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Might be nonsense, but it sure looks perdy in black and white!

Hmnm. Black and White is a favourite. Good fun. Certainly hope I've got the Grammatical skills, if ever needed, to use at the Drop of hat. Any Politc' lly sensible and the typing skills too. Just tend to check them in at the Door and see how it goes. Think the life of a Geisha and caligraphy might be more fun than keeping pace w/ Hieroglyphs and the Greek or the Egyptian scripts.

Again.Wow! Each post is like something out of the fairytale when the princess offers her hand in marriage if her riddles can be solved,but death for failure to those that can't...I would have died more times than Doctor Who and Wyle Coyote put together,trying to suss what in the bejesus you are saying,if that was the case...But sometimes,WOW!!Bowled over!!

Ther'es more to you than mere grammar,petal. You are a sage For fuckin sure!

Spike, though he probably had no fear of grammar, or use for it one supposes. I had a tutor once who claimed that language was always evolving ... Spike I feel was trying to ensure it had come full circle.Still, much funnier than his cousin at the end of the day.

GaryMac ( re-dux )

Gary Mac how yer doing ?

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Gary Mac how yer doing ?

I'm very well thanks, best wishes to you and yours DigiMike, been on the waggon since 16th December last year and feeling pretty good for it I must say, meant a complete change of lifestyle I can tell ya, bit of a fookin tea snob now, prone to talkin bollox about warming the pot first etc, still not that different to talking bollox at gigs I suppose, do you concur.. Also given up the bifta's, so it's been quite tense chez mac in recent times... Anyways thought I'd dip me toe in the nuthouse, it's lookin nice 'round here .... as NObabe had the decorators in ?

ows our kid?

Wecome back Gary hope to have a cuppa with yer soon and a Bacon Sandwich

bUT I WENT TO darwen grammar SCHOOL

Does that explain your posts?

ROCKET MICK wrote: ows our kid?

Ourkid is currently regaling the good people of Valencia in Spain, the only problem I can see on the horizon vis-a-vis said sibling is one that involves me using huge swathes of his conversational nuggets in the script/play I've been working on, the misadventures we share are I believe subject to joint copywrite and anyway if a dvd pirate like ourkid gets a bit uppitty about me writing his lines down well that'll be a bit rich.... MotherMac has been notified of a possible rift, to these ends any lovely matriarchs that feature in said script/play are of course , entirely coincidental and in no way based on Ma Mac, that would be prejudicial... would it not?

any Rocket-le-Festa, good to hear from you too, had a posh icecream sundae in your local recently... topnotch tiffin

GOOD TO HEAR from you again GARY.Just off to play badminton NOW and 2 hours in the GYM in morning.Tried to turn over a new leaf myself but keep falling off the WAGON.Catch up later though GARY.

REGARDS RM

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Does that explain your posts?

No, but the bad posts go some way to explaining his poor fencing,get your posts bedded well and the fence will stand with a clean line and purpose ROCKET went to happy shopper DIY inc, and has paid the price

( been doing a bit of gardening in my down time )

(( though confused as to what a Ho actually does ))

ROCKET MICK wrote: GOOD TO HEAR from you again GARY.Just off to play badminton NOW and 2 hours in the GYM in morning.Tried to turn over a new leaf myself but keep falling off the WAGON.Catch up later though GARY.

REGARDS RM

GYM??? How long HAVE I been away ? That said, had a game in the Sunday league recently, threw up on the touchline though.... it kinda lacked grace. later amigo