WARRINGTON

What do you make of that Sir Binoche?

A town with pretensions of being a city. It suffers from being between Manchester and Liverpool and as a consequence has developed a kind hybrid noise of an accent.

Warrington is characterised by lots of angry men all produced from the same mould. Think of the thick-set, no necked, plodding Neanderthal type being from all those ‘development of early man’ charts you used to see on biology/history class walls. Then add a Warrington Wolves rugby league shirt, a couple of tattoos, and a shaved head.

Packs of these early men roam the streets at night after the traditional 10 pints, looking for a fight. The Sunday morning streets look like Belfast after a riot.

The Warrington female is usually in a boob tube/black mini-skirt combo three sizes too small and will wear this right up until she reaches 60.

Outsiders attain a kind of novelty status. They get the same kind of reception Western explorers received when they first encountered tribes in Africa and the Amazon. Here, Cosmopolitan is just a magazine.

The major landmark of the area is the Lever brothers factory right in the centre of town. This giant ugly monolith makes the whole place smell of washing powder… insert your own hygeine/ irony joke - and be assured that it’s probably true.

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: A town with pretensions of being a city. It suffers from being between Manchester and Liverpool and as a consequence has developed a kind hybrid noise of an accent.

Warrington is characterised by lots of angry men all produced from the same mould. Think of the thick-set, no necked, plodding Neanderthal type being from all those ‘development of early man’ charts you used to see on biology/history class walls. Then add a Warrington Wolves rugby league shirt, a couple of tattoos, and a shaved head.

Packs of these early men roam the streets at night after the traditional 10 pints, looking for a fight. The Sunday morning streets look like Belfast after a riot.

The Warrington female is usually in a boob tube/black mini-skirt combo three sizes too small and will wear this right up until she reaches 60.

Outsiders attain a kind of novelty status. They get the same kind of reception Western explorers received when they first encountered tribes in Africa and the Amazon. Here, Cosmopolitan is just a magazine.

The major landmark of the area is the Lever brothers factory right in the centre of town. This giant ugly monolith makes the whole place smell of washing powder… insert your own hygeine/ irony joke - and be assured that it’s probably true.

I'm from Warrington and I have to say...

SPOT FUCKING ON!

Its better than its neighbour Runcorn...

Steve One wrote: Its better than its neighbour Runcorn...

Is the 'notorious' Castlefields estate is part of your beat then Steve? LOL! Cheers!

prefer lymn

face up.

79 order wrote: prefer lymn

face up.

My High School was in Lymn... or was it Lymm... The memory fades...

...although my memory of the six form girls, from when I was in the fourth form, on the bus, doesn't...

Steve One wrote: Its better than its neighbour Runcorn...

bite your tongue!

Runcorn = ace!

well wait..

Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps = Ace!

So therefore so does Runcorn...at least on television

9 points clear of relegation 1 game in hand

Was that the objective achieved then ?

Digi Mike Binoche wrote:

9 points clear of relegation 1 game in hand

Was that the objective achieved then ?

West Ham was relegated the last time they went down with 42 points yah? or something around that...

We're on 37 with Liverpool, Arse, Watford, Villa, United, and Spurs ahead. We only beat arse and villa the first time around and got 1 outta watford.

I am not so dumb to truly believe we'll get anymore than 4 points out of string haha

I'm starting to sound like a manc. I meant to say

YAYAYAY MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!

GO ON CITY

Steve One wrote: Its better than its neighbour Runcorn...

I remember as a kid, the train from Lahdahn to Liverpewl slowed down to a crawl near Runcorn, and I recall looking out and thinking "Hang the fuck on here, do people in England really LIVE like this? or Did the Luftwaffe come over last night cos the whole place is in a time bubble"

I then concluded that the train only slowed down to give southerners a chance to observe novern monkeys in their natural surroundings, and thereby feel a little better about being soft shites :D