top 10 bands you absolutely hate.

DandruffyPerson wrote: and frank sinatra. i fucking hate frank sinatra. id rather slit my throat than have to listen to him.

The guy Curtis was trying to imitate on LWTUA! How the fuck can anyone hate Sinatra (as a singer) the guy had a great voice!

Phil Collins, now there's a fucking cunt twat wank that's worth hating... ...and that fucking tosser Bono, and that other Irish twat Skinhead O'Conner, and that other other Irish twat Sir (Sir fer fuck's sake) Bob Geldof (Jake Burns: now there's an Irishman the Emerald Isle can be proud of!) 3 fucking idiot's that wid hiv trouble scrounging up a brain between them! 7 to go... Status Quo! Kill, kill kill! Cliff Richard ditto! Ma-fucking-donna! Michael "Stoat the Baw" Jackson! Fucking hell this is getting exhausting, ma heid's ready ta burst... Last trio of twats. Pete Burns (fucking dead or alive!). Boy "grassing cunt" George, an' finally 2nd only to the pile of shite & vomit that is Collins, Paul McCartney! That tosser Chapman should have been hung for shooting the wrong Beatle!

BUSH!

Indeed!

My turn.

--Nirvana. [With the exception of 'You Know You're Right', damn near everything they've done annoys the hell out of me. No joke.] --Wilson Phillips. [If I ever step foot into my parents' house again and have to hear that shit at dinner... ] --Norah Jones. [For the same reason as above.] --Maroon 5. [Annoying piece of pop trash.] --U2. [Sorry but, as I love their eeeaaarrrlllyyy stuff, before all that poppy shit, Bono, you need to retire.] --Any boy/girl band. [God how I hated my adolescence for suffering through this.] --Phil Collins. [Same reasons for Norah and Wilson.] --Any hardcore/emo band. [Except for Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service--in my opinion they know how to do emo properly, and not go hardcore! ] --Any recent 'goth' band. [Except for Mira, who do a proper shoegaze goth band well. Otherwise, you poseur goths, go listen to Joy Division, the Smiths, Siousxie and the Banshees, The Cult, early Cure, Jesus and Mary Chain, and learn from them!!!] --Barry Manilow. [C-r-i-n-g-e. And to fuckin' hell with 'Copacabana'!!! ]

...there, I think I'm done bitching for now.

the ones that were on that Lady Diana concert tonight on BBC 1. god awful!!

King John Honest John wrote: the ones that were on that Lady Diana concert tonight on BBC 1. god awful!!

was there any stage diving, crowd surfing??????

old lead foot wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: the ones that were on that Lady Diana concert tonight on BBC 1. god awful!!

was there any stage diving, crowd surfing??????

It was fucking terrible. Like watching a car crash.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

old lead foot wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: the ones that were on that Lady Diana concert tonight on BBC 1. god awful!!

was there any stage diving, crowd surfing??????

It was fucking terrible. Like watching a car crash.

King John Honest John wrote: the ones that were on that Lady Diana concert tonight on BBC 1. god awful!!

dudes, i have to remind you that Duran Duran was included that concert! Also, Status Quo, Take That, The Feeling, among others! What a crappy lineup!!!

Indeed!

ermmm... I was wondering and actually there is no band I hate, but there are many shit bands I dont listen to.

The older I get the less I hate. In fact most of my hates are the same hates I had when I was 12 and hence completely out of date (I mean, is there any point hating Phil Collins or Queen or Pink Floyd in 2007, and everyone hates Gary Glitter now!).

Don't much care for any nu metal (possibly excluding Linkin Park) or most gangsta rap (aimed at the likes of Big Brother's Emily methinks). And clearly Emo is aimed at 13 year olds, and Pete Doherty is the most annoying person in Britain, but I've nothing against Bongo (if you can't be a pompous messiah figure in the world of rock, where can you?), and if I want to listen to the Fall _and_ the Cure I damn well will!

Queen win. they are the worlds worst.

game over. i win nah nah

:p

King John Honest John wrote: Queen win. they are the worlds worst.

game over. i win nah nah

:p

I second that emotion.

The Cure Depeche Mode Babyshambles

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: The Cure Depeche Mode Babyshambles

True to form. :D

Hang on, where's U2?

Crew Member of Space Ship Earth wrote: Just the 3 for me really:-

The Cure Depeche Mode U2 ( I'm famous so I can tell you how to vote - twat )

Cheers Ron, I missed that

John Sludden wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: Queen win. they are the worlds worst.

game over. i win nah nah

:p

I second that emotion.

If I back up you two does that mean we can start a movement (sorry) to have all of their records burned in a huge funeral pyre...

And not forgetting

Coldplay Keane Wham Duran Duran Genesis kaiser Chiefs Suede U2 Simple Minds

Kaiser ferrits (chiefs) :barf: Killers :barf: Franz fookinwank (ferdinand) :barf: Frattellis :barf:

I'm too lazy to type any more so i'll just say ANY American band!

Too many really to just have a top 10.

OF all the so-called current bands (I'm not bothering listing older bands this time) I absolutely despise Coldplay with a vengence. They are so dull its untrue. Fucking conservative plod rock. They are the Dire Straits of the new millennium - how the fuck can they be so massive? Maybe it speaks volumes about the general populace that they can get so excited over such a stultifying boring band. They make even Travis look like the Sex Pistols. :dead: And what makes my hatred of them more valid is the fact that that bint Jo Wiley absolutely adores them.....

Others that I cannot stand:

Babyshambles The Horrors (they are a joke band, right?) The Darkness Razorlight Kasabian The Stereophonics Limp Bizkit Korn Nickleback Slipknot Linkin Park Funeral For A Friend And any of those other godawful EMO / nu metal bands.

....and special mention of course goes to Foghorn Creamhorn and his Gay Cavalieros (guess who?) - but at least they are a source of great entertainment and make me laugh despite being bloody awful!

Other boring bands include:

Snow Patrol Kaiser Chiefs Interpol Magic Numbers Keane Travis Oasis The Strokes The White Stripes Franz Ferdinand The Arctic Monkeys The Kooks The Fratellis

The Eagles Toto Foreigner Babyshambles

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Kasabian The Stereophonics Kaiser Chiefs Interpol Travis Oasis The Strokes The White Stripes Franz Ferdinand The Arctic Monkeys

Great Bands for me

There is room for everybody ... pop music no longer offends me like when I was 16, its all relative.

Bands I truly detest thou, well...

Live (the band)... god, that guy is a pretentious asshole

Creed ... totally unoriginal, plus Jesus loves them and theya re repulsive, and the lead singer is an asshole, bleah

Velvet Revolver and Audioslave ... why do these bands exist? Yeah, I know why.

Styx... they simply do not rock. And they suck. Closet gay pussies. Rednecks luv them thou.

Kiss... I never have got them, thou some seem to have affection for them. Its like a joke without a punchline

Grateful Dead... Have never got them. Do they really have any fans outside the US?

New Order minus Hook ... they suck.

duran duran take that (only silly girls with no taste in music like them) spice girls n*sync a1 five (uk boy band rubbish) e17 back street boys

any boy/girl "band" i havent mentioned here, excludes sugababe and girls alound)

I forgot:

Snow Patrol Travis Blink 182

Oh, there really is too many of the fuckers to list... And I've just realised I'm getting angry about all of the wasted time and money and studio time and and and...

I'd better go and do my breathing exercises

The Fratellis Abba Simply Red Gareth Gates The Proclaimers Five Spice Girls Motley Crew The Darkness Limahl

Where to start?!!!

Oasis, Travis, The Fratellis, Robbie Williams, Kaiser Chiefs, Deacon Blue, Snow Patrol, The View, The Coral, Ocean Colour Scene.

Anything "earnest", anything vaguely pub-rock and anybody that takes themselves too seriously. Looking at that list above almost half of them are Scottish! There's been a real shower of shite coming from these parts in recent years.

By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote: Too many really to just have a top 10.

OF all the so-called current bands (I'm not bothering listing older bands this time) I absolutely despise Coldplay with a vengence. They are so dull its untrue. Fucking conservative plod rock. They are the Dire Straits of the new millennium - how the fuck can they be so massive? Maybe it speaks volumes about the general populace that they can get so excited over such a stultifying boring band. They make even Travis look like the Sex Pistols. :dead: And what makes my hatred of them more valid is the fact that that bint Jo Wiley absolutely adores them.....

Others that I cannot stand:

Babyshambles The Horrors (they are a joke band, right?) The Darkness Razorlight Kasabian The Stereophonics Limp Bizkit Korn Nickleback Slipknot Linkin Park Funeral For A Friend And any of those other godawful EMO / nu metal bands.

....and special mention of course goes to Foghorn Creamhorn and his Gay Cavalieros (guess who?) - but at least they are a source of great entertainment and make me laugh despite being bloody awful!

Other boring bands include:

Snow Patrol Kaiser Chiefs Interpol Magic Numbers Keane Travis Oasis The Strokes The White Stripes Franz Ferdinand The Arctic Monkeys The Kooks The Fratellis

Spot on , By Eck!

Funny fcuckin read as ever too mate - Hate em all too , especaially Franz , Fratellis and Kaisers

Was unfortunate to catch ol' foghorn flowers new video the other night , dear oh dear.He gets spit roasted at one point .No , not by 4 premiership footballlers, although i'm sure he'd love that.

I can't stand:

Boy bands Faith Hill Celine Dion NSYNC

I'm sure there are more but I have deliberately blocked them out of my mind.
:p