What do you do for a living (in one pithy sentence)?

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Steve One wrote: I befriend career criminals, gain their confidence, become one, then ultimately 'betray' them by revealing my true self.

That sounds like the most exciting job thus far, 'Steve', but to qualify for "pithy" status your description should have read:

"I grass people up"

What exactly was 'Steve' implying Mr Fradley?

I go to class, teach a class, and complain about society while teaching about society.

gazman wrote" i work in a hospital"

me to.

this treatment takes to long

I suit/charge a lot of people, specially who pays me.

why shldn't u change your name? wrote:

how is the spaceport in waterloo?

Stellar

Steve One wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Steve One wrote: I befriend career criminals, gain their confidence, become one, then ultimately 'betray' them by revealing my true self.

That sounds like the most exciting job thus far, 'Steve', but to qualify for "pithy" status your description should have read:

"I grass people up"

What exactly was 'Steve' implying Mr Fradley?

That's Dr. Fradley, rozzer, and I want my solicitor present.

Old Blue wrote:

why shldn't u change your name? wrote:

how is the spaceport in waterloo?

Stellar

Something tells me, Clive, that you must have used that lines about, oooohhhhh, a million times.

I am my drive-thru's resident "slut". :p

I riddle foriegn agents of evil full of holes with my pop-gun :violent2:

EdelBrock wrote: I riddle foriegn agents of evil full of holes with my pop-gun :violent2:

So you're in ventilation, then?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: I riddle foriegn agents of evil full of holes with my pop-gun :violent2:

So you're in ventilation, then?

Actually my MOS is suppose to be a Refrigeration Mechanic (yet I've only worked that 6 months out of 10 years).

So the answer is

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Old Blue wrote:

why shldn't u change your name? wrote:

how is the spaceport in waterloo?

Stellar

Something tells me, Clive, that you must have used that lines about, oooohhhhh, a million times.

It's wildly inaccurate (at this precise moment), since bugger all launched from this Sol 3 shithole has even made it a quarter of the way to the heliopause, which, as the extent of the sun's influence, can be considered the edge of interstellar space.

Pedantic cunt, Bangor.

Take drugs!!!!!!

Doctor? wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Old Blue wrote:

why shldn't u change your name? wrote:

how is the spaceport in waterloo?

Stellar

Something tells me, Clive, that you must have used that lines about, oooohhhhh, a million times.

It's wildly inaccurate (at this precise moment), since bugger all launched from this Sol 3 shithole has even made it a quarter of the way to the heliopause, which, as the extent of the sun's influence, can be considered the edge of interstellar space.

Pedantic cunt, Bangor.

Pssst - Steve. [whisper]There isn't really a spaceport in waterloo[/whisper]

I'm a porcine technician.

I scrounge off the State. Hurrah!

Papa Bendi wrote: I scrounge off the State. Hurrah!

I fail to convince people that the movies they like are racist, sexist, homophobic, exploitative, and not nearly as good as some 1960s French shit, while I'd really rather be out watching "SS Hell Camp" and "Nude on the Moon."

Part of BMWs European Logistics Dept-Engine Div

I spray my nuts across London for cash.

I make sure that the food used in many area restaurants and institutions is shipped to them in edible form (what happens after it's delivered to them is another matter entirely).

Old Blue wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Old Blue wrote:

why shldn't u change your name? wrote:

how is the spaceport in waterloo?

Stellar

Something tells me, Clive, that you must have used that lines about, oooohhhhh, a million times.

It's wildly inaccurate (at this precise moment), since bugger all launched from this Sol 3 shithole has even made it a quarter of the way to the heliopause, which, as the extent of the sun's influence, can be considered the edge of interstellar space.

Pedantic cunt, Bangor.

Pssst - Steve. [whisper]There isn't really a spaceport in waterloo[/whisper]

Oh, there isn't? Well there should be :D

I cause or resolve conflict, depending on the time of day.

Shed Peel wrote: I cause or resolve conflict, depending on the time of day.

PMS is not a job.

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Shed Peel wrote: I cause or resolve conflict, depending on the time of day.

PMS is not a job.

You are soooo wrong about that....!

Shed Peel wrote:

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Shed Peel wrote: I cause or resolve conflict, depending on the time of day.

PMS is not a job.

You are soooo wrong about that....!

You're absolutely right about that! My wife survives off this thought.

I deliver parcels in a shitty truck

pumped full of drugs wrote: I deliver parcels in a shitty truck

Brown?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: I deliver parcels in a shitty truck

Brown?

Are you clerking yet?

I dig up extinct things. Not very pithy, I know. CTB