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What do you do for a living (in one pithy sentence)?

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CTB wrote: I dig up extinct things. Not very pithy, I know. CTB :bear:

Don't you wear a pith helmet for that?

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I teach people to speak in tongues...

Snorri xxx

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

CTB wrote: I dig up extinct things. Not very pithy, I know. CTB :bear:

Don't you wear a pith helmet for that?

:brow:

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I make frogs rich(er).

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Working as a waitress in a cocktail bar..................... in reality i,m a machine setter in a steel factory...

:nuts:

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I lay pipe.

( and cables too ! )

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Right now i'm working for a Construction Company and in my Pub.

:thumb:

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El Jarvo wrote: I make frogs rich(er).

Pity that I am not concerned...

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

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Reading through all this I think that, with one or two notable exceptions, "pithy" is something that only Brits do well.

And getting spanked.

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NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

Congratulations!!

:thumb:

But if you'd applied pithy, it would have read.

"The Doctor told me that my fucking moles aren't going to kill me."

:nod:

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NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

Lucky You!!

Cheers :thumb:

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NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

Good news.

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Papa Bendi wrote: I scrounge off the State. Hurrah!

I give the state reasons why I can't be a wage slave at the moment, in return for which they give me a vanishingly small pittance of the wealth which they have stolen from my fellow members of the working class!

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MIMX wrote:

Papa Bendi wrote: I scrounge off the State. Hurrah!

I give the state reasons why I can't be a wage slave at the moment, in return for which they give me a vanishingly small pittance of the wealth which they have stolen from my fellow members of the working class!

Two days ago, I was said at the job centre, that they were seriously considering to rise my grant in order to get rid of me with a "unsuitable for work" tag... and that maybe forever... If they do so, I will have to contact El Jarvo...

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El Jarvo wrote: I make frogs rich(er).

Jiphy wrote: Two days ago, I was said at the job centre, that they were seriously considering to rise my grant in order to get rid of me with a "unsuitable for work" tag... and that maybe forever... If they do so, I will have to contact El Jarvo...

To sue his sorry ass for outrageous racial discrimination I presume. (Bloody sassenach)!

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I play pool, go shopping and spend money - doing as little as I can get away with. :lol:

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NObabe wrote: It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

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Jiphy wrote:

NObabe wrote: I visit doctors frequently :\ohwell:

The same, here...

Yep, me too, when I'm not crossing t's and dotting i's and making sure everything's in order so people can buy houses.....

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NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

YAY!!!!!!! That's some good news!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

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Doctor Clayhead wrote: Reading through all this I think that, with one or two notable exceptions, "pithy" is something that only Brits do well.

And getting spanked.

Pithy or pissy?

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Ted Baker wrote: I lay pipe.

Funny, that's my night job too!:smoking:

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Goof for you, Maya! It's always good news! :clap:

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Steve Lea wrote: I'm a golddigger

But Steve. :laugh: Thought that's what you'd call the Foxy Escort. Who (mis)uses any Smarts that she might have to spare. NOBabe. M. Is Excellent :\party: News w/ the Skin.

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i make jewelry.

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Full time: I pay thousands of pounds to drink... and :smoking:

Part time: I trade slips, that become worthless rapidly, for money.

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NObabe wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: How are you Maya?

It's officially confirmed today that I don't have skin cancer

:guitar::):clap:

I enjoy telling people things like this!

:D

P.S. Glad to hear all's well!

:thumb:

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I am responsible for the overall performance of the financial, facilities and information technology facets of Information Technology :)

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lol, i read your bio in another link, had to steal it as it sums up my working career :)

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